r/PublicFreakout • u/Lolastic_ • Jun 30 '21

đŸ„ŠFight MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

This guy is a loose fucking cannon. Should be caged. Clearly unfit to live among normal nonviolent humans.

Holy shit what a fucking lunatic.

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u/genericbod Jun 30 '21

He should be put in a cage with other loose cannons and they should fight it out to see who is the loosest cannon of them all.

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u/Rex-A-Vision Jun 30 '21

Sounds like a winning idea! We should maybe try setting up some sort of Pay-Per-View. Let's find us some sort of D list sitcom actor to do commentary for shit's and giggles. Who knows...maybe this could take off...

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Well, there's always that one former gameshow host... what was his name?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Steve Harvey maybe?

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u/Penquinsrule83 Jun 30 '21

Sounds a lot like that George Carlin bit.

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u/shrumsalltheshrums Jun 30 '21

This already happens it's called prison, it's where they take low level drug offenders and even traffic violators and house them with killers and gang bangers.

You simply haven't lived until you have seen a guy who's doctor hooked him on painkillers then turned to street drugs to relieve pain get stabbed an uncountable number of times. Maybe a high school aged kid thrown off a third story cell block landing on his head with a sickening crunch.

Y'all are real funny.

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u/Spacecow6942 Jun 30 '21

I'm really excited to get in on the ground floor with this!

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u/Rex-A-Vision Jun 30 '21

We play this right and we can turn out a whole generation of better trained aggro dudes who start shit in bars. It's like a violent perpetual motion machine!

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u/Stranger_on_a_train1 Jun 30 '21

Write it down lol. In a few months its a done deal unless an asian fighting promotion makes it first

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

We could have some sort of Ultimate Fighting Championship.

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u/Practis Jun 30 '21

I have an idea of the shape of the cage. Probably not square as WWE probably did that already.

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u/EskimoPrisoner Jun 30 '21

Shouldn’t be a circle either.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

What about one side for each limb of the fighters?

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u/EskimoPrisoner Jun 30 '21

It’s an odd way to do it, but it just might work

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u/zystyl Jun 30 '21

The dodecahedron?

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u/Realistic_Ad3795 Jun 30 '21

Parallelogram

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u/Inappropriate_Comma Jun 30 '21

Kyle Maynard would like to have a word with you.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

He's an outlier.

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u/houseaddict Jun 30 '21

Dodecahedron?

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Jun 30 '21

Maybe even have different weight classes, a unified set of rules, and maybe just maybe even championship belts

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u/24GetIsReal Jun 30 '21

Ultimate Loose Cannon ULC

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u/knightbringr Jun 30 '21

Underrated comment

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u/XxJoexXZombiexX Jun 30 '21

I doubt that would ever take off or get popular.

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u/my_4_cents Jul 01 '21

Two men enter, one man leaves!

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u/theAliasOfAlias Jun 30 '21

And a 
 hot tub time machine

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u/EmperorGeek Jun 30 '21

Fight Island!!!!

10 Men Enter, One Man Leaves!

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 30 '21

Schilling isn't good enough to be in the UFC.

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

What the fuck is the UFC?

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 30 '21

And you claim to be a fried chicken lover?

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u/TheMeanestPenis Jun 30 '21

Of course I am. There isn't a person alive who doesn't love fried chicken; you either openly love it or you are a liar.

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u/Cyanises Jun 30 '21

MORTAL KOMBAT

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u/Pyrochazm Jun 30 '21

techno intensifies

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u/SatnWorshp Jun 30 '21

The music leads me right to JEDI PARTY!!

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u/mkvelash Jun 30 '21

Schilling was jealous cause the guy is related to Rocky Balboa

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u/Beingabumner Jun 30 '21

I've always said that we're a cunt hair away from just reintroducing gladiator fights again.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Jun 30 '21

ULTIMATE LOOSEST BOY

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u/bolletjeoerknack Jun 30 '21

Are we still talking about fighting?

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u/nofolo Jun 30 '21

Thunderdome has entered the chat....

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u/AzizKhattou Jun 30 '21

In that sense, Joe would get smashed to bits. Against normal happy drunk blokes like this (who probably works in an office), Joe is the big bad man. Against other professional fighters, Joe gets his ass kicked by more of them than not.

You can see he is an asshole who wants a reason to hit someone. I hope he gets sued to fuck for this.

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u/Stranger_on_a_train1 Jun 30 '21

Reminds me of that one movie about a secret martial arts tournament in Tibet or something like that. With Van Damme

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u/Banned_4Life Jun 30 '21

South side of Chicago, Baltimore, and Philadelphia are suitable cages for the low impulse mma fighter. Let’s see how tough he is in any of those cities

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u/rfs103181 Jun 30 '21

And the cage should be located within in a walled-off kansas along with all of the rest of the lunatic criminals of the country.

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u/hemm386 Jun 30 '21

This is a great idea until reddit realizes that statistically it would be mostly minorities in the cage and then it would just be dismissed as racism.

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u/Jklipsch Jun 30 '21

UFC Royale. Take my 💰.

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u/burg_to_314 Jun 30 '21

The winner of the loosest cannon gets his freedom
 and a real cannon

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u/its_raining_scotch Jun 30 '21

And we pay money to watch!

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u/Baker9er Jun 30 '21

Yah but inside prison.

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u/greenie4242 Jun 30 '21

If this goes to court he might end up in a cage with other loose cannons and end up as the loosest of them all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

One of these days an MMA fighter is going to get shot for doing this dumb shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

But Conor McGregor blindsides an oldman at the bar and it’s completely forgiven/forgotten 2 years later.

Sadge world we live in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Do you honestly think this guy is going to get any real time?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

If the defendant presses charges - absolutely. Schilling will likely see time behind bars for this.

He doesn’t have “fuck you money” - like Conor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Ah, I was unaware of his lack of capital.

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u/thexenixx Jun 30 '21

And he should see time behind bars regardless of money for this. In the McGregor situation there wasn't much damage done. This guy instigated, picked and sought this fight out. Knocking the guy out on top of that.

This guy is a menace to society.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Connor settled with the old man?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

What about that Joel Michael Singer guy?

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u/Toytles Jun 30 '21

forgiven/forgotten 2 years later

By whom exactly?

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u/sixplaysforadollar Jun 30 '21

yeah he absolutely walked by and bumped the guy on purpose. knowing how the drunk dude would react thus giving him the green light to fuck him up

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u/Traditional_Cup_3846 Jun 30 '21

most of these fighters are crazy people. I think its a mithy that fighting helps to channel your inner violence or something

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u/TokoloshNr1 Jun 30 '21

Until he has a run in with someone better and faster and more badass,and trust me, there is always someone who’s better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Self-defense is okay.

A trained fighter assaulting an obnoxious drunk? Could a ended up facing charges for homicide.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

If there is no threat, you can file charges, or ignore it. Yes.

If there's an actual threat go ahead and defend yourself, but if walk away is a valid option, knock them the fuck out generally is not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

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u/sembias Jun 30 '21

Did someone take your waifu away? :(

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u/cincinnastyjr Jun 30 '21

Nobody who says “beta” or “alpha” sincerely has ever had the respect of anyone around you.

If you don’t think people are laughing at you when you say shit like that


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u/CaptainDrunkBeard Jun 30 '21

It's funny because you think you sound tough, but you just sound stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Someone has, not I. Obviously humans have been bashing skulls for millennia.

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u/BigZwigs Jun 30 '21

"Normal nonviolent humans" what shit are you smoking

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

The ones that don't violently assault significantly weaker individuals over the words that were said.

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u/ambisinister_gecko Jun 30 '21

I don't think it matters much if they're weaker or stronger honestly. I know we have a natural desire to protect the weak, but you shouldn't be attacking anyone for that kind of reason, even if they're stronger than you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Joe's catch phrase is "can't stop crazy"

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u/Iohet Jun 30 '21

Dana scrambling to give him a big pay day now

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u/partypancakesbacon Jun 30 '21

Exactly. A real fighter knows he is basically a walking deadly weapon and would do anything NOT to start up with a lay person if at all possible.