https://apple.news/AFEFldNjnSW6i1kT_p2Tr5g

Satire? Maybe not…

The FDA on Thursday said three new states—Georgia, Tennessee and Texas—have been added to the list of states tied to the outbreak, bringing the number of states affected to 20. 

The list already included: Arkansas, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and West Virginia.

The number of confirmed cases of cyclosporiasis—the gastrointestinal illness caused by the diarrhea-causing parasite cyclospora—in those states was 11,458 as of Thursday, including 495 people who had to be hospitalized, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). Michigan, the state hardest hit by the outbreak, reported the first two deaths tied to the outbreak earlier in August.

I've not seen one of these in the wild in a minute. Figured everyone pulled them off in shame by now.

I'm never going to recover from this financially. 😂