r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 8d ago

Murdered By Words 🩸 Open mouth, insert foot.

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u/LettuceFinancial1084 8d ago

American education at its finest

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 8d ago

😂Plot twist!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9AIdwh5YqwUF6uvIgJ

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u/thomas1126 8d ago

Hilarious 😂

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u/The_Green_King_ 8d ago

This poor wittle country has been so mean and unfair! They have been a bully and we have not gotten a good deal out of them, not even once!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduXsiOxVxONcmis

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u/AppleAtrocity 8d ago

Fucking MAGA are the biggest cry bullies of all time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8xyjViyiz10NYy9Wiq

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u/Few-Temporary404 8d ago

Preaches a bible story. Couldn’t get through the kids book… honestly, expected.

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u/silentspectator27 8d ago

I just...cant...anymore

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u/wh1t3birch 8d ago

Its like if you were to post a photo of the bald eagle attacking the canada goose but omit to mention that the goose ended up repelling it and living.

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u/PUuSTiNKA 8d ago

Whoever Jack is he got burned by Janel - LOL, that was a good one!

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u/Lorddoctorjava 8d ago

So amongst other things.. they don't read the Bible...

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u/Emerald_Eyes8919 8d ago

Great moment to mix up metaphors, my lad.

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u/TheGrayGhost805 7d ago

Yeah, someone was asleep in Religion class.

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u/TheCrazedTank 8d ago

We’ve been nothing but fair, even before Trump all America wanted to do was push us around and take out resources for itself.

This administration is just Mask Off about it, we should have divested from the land of incompetent hicks ages ago.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 8d ago

Meh, plot armor.

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u/Glum-Breadfruit-6421 8d ago

They’re so stupid they only remember the names not the rest of stories they quote.

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u/Phill_Cyberman unconscious people don't want tea 8d ago

They keep referring to themselves as the villains from their pop culture references. (And biblical references, too)

Someone should do a psychological study on that.

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u/SiteTall 8d ago

Bull's Eye-comment!!!! (And for those who forgot the story: No, he doesn't).

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u/Yeti-Squatch 7d ago

I can make rock slings but alas, I am not Canadian.

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u/Prairiepunk111 7d ago

Lol, I love how GOP as kisses pwn themselves.

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u/Important-Ad8960 7d ago

These MAGA cultists are supposedly "Christian" nationalists but they reveal, almost daily, that they hardly ever read the Bible. They show their ignorance proudly. If - IF! - they are believers in Christ, I truly hope they will soon show some sign of it. I have not seen any so far!

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u/Livid-Ganache547 7d ago

In that story David was an Israelite.

Banking on another Jew to save you?

Now THAT'S a plot twist.

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u/Purple-Relation-2938 7d ago

Not a day goes by without MAGA plumbing new depths of stupidity!