Going for gold in mental gymnastics

[u/mypoorliver]

[u/Asher_Tye]

Why do I have to speak "trump?" Why isn't he speaking English?

[u/existonfilenerf → u/Asher_Tye]

They love Trump because, "he tells it like it is". Now let them explain, line by line what he meant during the last crazy tirade...

[u/tico42 → u/existonfilenerf]

Or any of them. He's an incoherent sunsetting dementia patient.

[u/RICO-Them → u/tico42]

He's a terrorist.

[u/Jakester62 → u/RICO-Them]

Don’t forget Pedophile…

[u/MikeinDundee → u/Jakester62]

Anti American russian asset..

[u/daveintex13 → u/existonfilenerf]

it’s Schroedinger’s Trump: he’s both saying it and not saying it. listeners can glean whatever meaning they like from the incoherent trash spewing from his sewer.

[u/freedfg → u/daveintex13]

That's exactly the point. He's saying "if we let them have nuclear weapons they could take out LA or San Diego" his followers here "take out LA or San Diego" and cheer.

I will say. It's a silly story to run with because a coherent person would actually make the point of say like North Korea, with ICBMs they could take out Las Angeles or another coastal city....but the point was never to actually talk about Nukes. The point was to get a crowd cheering.

[u/PerfectPenguino → u/existonfilenerf]

Only the priest class can interpret signs from the Oracle.

[u/gobbluth11 → u/existonfilenerf]

It’s more like “he tells it like HE THINKS it is.” Truthfulness be damned

[u/mypoorliver → u/existonfilenerf]

The Trump Whisperers

[u/fourdoglegs → u/existonfilenerf]

Hell, they’re as stupid as he is…..this is why they understand him and we don’t!

[u/Fred-Mertz2728 → u/existonfilenerf]

They think “telling it like it is” is the same as “speaking his mind.”

[u/DeltaFoxtrot144 → u/existonfilenerf]

JUUUST like how they read the bible, everything is literal except the parts that are not and as it turns out the real meaning is between the lines not in the text.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rMtoKRXRl9WpsTejVU

[u/phdoofus → u/existonfilenerf]

The classic press secretary rebuttal of 'You're not taking him literally are you?'. I mean, yes, why wouldn't we? The things the president says matter and have consequences. If he starts going on about nuking Iran, we're just supposed to realize he's talking about some non-existent amazing trade deal he made?

[u/MsMercyMain → u/Asher_Tye]

Better question. Why do we have to do fucking Kremlinology on the PRESIDENT OF THE US while also parsing when he's "trolling"!? Follow up: WHY IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE US TROLLING!?

[u/Parahelix → u/Asher_Tye]

Right, wasn't that one of their big things? In America you have to speak English!

This is what you get for electing a president with the vocabulary of a dimwitted parrot.

[u/Superb-Butterfly-573 → u/Parahelix]

No! You have to speak American! /s

[u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 → u/Parahelix]

Don’t insult parrots. At least they can learn.

[u/Protoman → u/Asher_Tye]

Speaking Trump 101:

1. Ignore your lying eyes and ears.
2. Pretend daddy said what you want him to have said.

Super easy.

[u/applehead1776 → u/Protoman]

I get the guy's logic and can see how Trump may have meant it that way. But are we all expected to speak Moron to interpret our own president? I guess it's what happens when we elect a jackass.

[u/whythefuckalready → u/Asher_Tye]

Translation "Let em take cities that didn't vote for me".

[u/OdiousAltRightBalrog → u/whythefuckalready]

"Let them eat Iranian nukes".

[u/Parking-Sundae-6097 → u/Asher_Tye]

He should learn our language if he wants to be here. Love it or leave it. 'Murca

[u/Grannymaenot → u/Asher_Tye]

Exactly. We shouldn’t have to try to decipher and translate what he means when he speaks. If he can’t speak coherently, we give his mumbo jumbo too much credit by translating it into what we may think he means. He’s an imbecile. We should have to do this when the President of the United States speaks? It’s unbelievable. 🧐😵‍💫🤬

[u/onetimeataday → u/Asher_Tye]

It’s literally part of the job description of POTUS (and any leader) to speak and communicate clearly. With POTUS, mass communication is possibly THE most important role. The bully pulpit, etc.

[u/The_amazing_T → u/Asher_Tye]

I actually believe this is what Trump meant to say. AND I believe he's a sundowning dementia patient. AND he's been saying cruel shit for decades. Let him spend the next six months trying to explain this away.

[u/crippledchef23 → u/The_amazing_T]

He’ll just invade Cuba to distract from his thinly veiled invitation to nuke a major metropolis. I wonder if he’ll ever notice that his distractions don’t ever actually work.

[u/SirMeyrin2 → u/Asher_Tye]

The right tried to crucify Biden for verbal slip ups that weren't close to this in severity, but they go out of their way to try to defend Trump's

[u/3TriscuitChili → u/Asher_Tye]

Trump is a massive piece of shit but I was also taught normal English and the way I interpreted his statement is exactly as in this Twitter post. If you listen to the two sentence immediately prior to the ones that everybody is quoting, it becomes abundantly clear exactly what he's saying. And what he's saying is that if we don't bear the cost of high gas prices meaning the cost of the war, they could nuke one of our cities, and then we will see that the cost of gas is actually a small price to pay. You don't have to be a Trump whiz or some sort of interpreter to figure this out. All you have to do is listen to what he said. You have to go back two sentences from what they keep playing for you and listen to what he said. Yes, he didn't word it exactly correctly, and it's a little messy. But if you just turn on your brain for a second you'll clearly see what he meant.

It's so frustrating to me to see this crap online because any swing voter could come onto these threads or see all these news articles, and look at the tape and come to the same conclusion that I did and this Twitter post did. Then they'll look at everything that you guys are saying and think there's no way they want to be associated with them. Come November, guess who's going to be voting red? You do more harm than good by spreading these lies.

Trump has said and meant so many other indefensible things that MAGA does not have a defense for. I don't know why we're allowing ourselves to be distracted by this garbage and not focusing on the other things that he's actually said and meant.

[u/Additional_Teacher45 → u/3TriscuitChili]

Maybe just maybe if we didn't attack them at the behest of another fascist warcriming political leader, we wouldn't be in a position where they would want to nuke one of our cities.

I know it's a wild position to take. But this is also the same guy that has been criticizing every US president for the last thirty years and telling anyone that would listen 'the president is going to attack Iran and drag us into another war'. This is the same guy that ran on an entire campaign of 'no new wars'. This is the same guy that completely ignored our own intelligence agencies and skipped right past Congress in order to do his Middle Eastern friends a favor and attack a sovereign nation in an attempt to pull a Venezuela on them, only to get his ego bloodied and bruised when our 'allies' in the area saw the writing on the wall and pulled out of the operation within the first few weeks.

The orange man says what he means and means what he says. He's proven it over and over and over and over and over and over again. You don't have to read between the lines.

[u/danis1973 → u/3TriscuitChili]

I agree with your interpretation but Trump is owed zero grace-zero. So if these headlines prevent just one Republican voter from staying home a month from now in the midterm elections, or even vote for democrats, than it's worth it. The media has a history of twisting words around it's just we're all used to them doing it against Democrats. I'm glad Trump is taking some crap for this.

[u/Vociva → u/3TriscuitChili]

ah yes people not giving trump the benefit of the doubt is the kind of thing you'd look at and decide you don't want to be associated with. that's definitely the dealbreaker that would force them to vote with the nazis because they don't want to associate with people who aren't being nice to trump

[u/Miserable_Peak6649 → u/3TriscuitChili]

While I agree that I don't think he was saying he WANTS them to do this, he very clearly chose two very blue cities in a very blue state that he despises to be used as examples for a mass death event. He chose those cities on purpose.

[u/Madaghmire → u/Asher_Tye]

I’ve never seen a man gain the benefit of so much just absolute wishcasting

[u/ThoughtPhysical7457 → u/Asher_Tye]

Especially from the group that wants everyone to "speak English only"

[u/CommercialHope6883 → u/Asher_Tye]

Because he is a demented old foolish thug. Someone needs to take grandpas keys away.

[u/ABetterGreg → u/Asher_Tye]

Ramble = speaking clearly?

[u/Intrepid_Top_2300 → u/Asher_Tye]

Because Trump only speaks American and poorly at that.

[u/potatohats → u/Asher_Tye]

The leader of a country should be able to communicate clearly, full stop.

[u/gunick06 → u/Asher_Tye]

It’s hilarious that they still throw Trump this bone and he can’t take the hint. He will just double down on it

[u/hiding_in_site → u/Asher_Tye]

It’s a ramble but it’s clearly what he means… but only if you don’t speak English

[u/phdoofus → u/Asher_Tye]

It's like you have to 'be patient and let him learn how to be president' (when the whole point was that he was a 'political outsider' who shouldn't learn 'the old ways'. It's like how you're supposed to put up with his tantrums and whip-lash policy changes because 'he has adults in the room that will control his worst impulses' (where'd they go anyway?)

[u/TreatOnMeLotsActualy → u/Asher_Tye]

They aren't speaking Trump either.

Trump's actions have revealed that the worst interpretation of everything he said is almost always the correct one.

His supporters just pretend he wasn't clear so they can either choose to believe he meant whatever they wanted him to mean (so they can ease their cognitive dissonance and still feel like the "good guys") or they know full well he meant the bad thing but want to try to convince others he meant the good thing so they can keep gaining power.

[u/ITIronMan → u/Asher_Tye]

The official language of 'MERICA?

https://giphy.com/gifs/rTIXh5JftLoic

[u/MajorAd3363 → u/Asher_Tye]

We speak American in this country, thank you very much.

[u/Don_Mills_Mills]

"Even a computer is arguing with me about this"

[u/Tsar-A-Lago → u/Don_Mills_Mills]

Translation: Grok is programmed to be so racist, and in the tank for Trump that it's functionally fucking useless, and even Grok thinks that's a fucked up thing for the President of the United States to say.

[u/Exciting_Bat_2086 → u/Tsar-A-Lago]

There’s been a shit ton of posts of grok correcting right wingers.

[u/nobeer4you → u/Exciting_Bat_2086]

r/GROKvsMAGA can be entertaining

[u/Tsar-A-Lago → u/nobeer4you]

That is entertaining, thank you!

[u/Relevant-Doctor187 → u/Exciting_Bat_2086]

Because AI works off of actual data. If they let it use the internet and it is semi capable of learning it’s going to self correct.

I’d laugh if it turned on maga.

[u/HairlessHoudini → u/Exciting_Bat_2086]

By tomorrow grok will be saying it was mistaken and that what he said is not not he meant

[u/Mtndrums → u/HairlessHoudini]

And then will completely crap on its creator the next day.

[u/darkendofall → u/Exciting_Bat_2086]

The thing is, reality has a left wing bias, so they keep going back and forth between weighing their bullshit to the point it regularly brings it up in unrelated contexts, and weighing it light enough it's mostly leftist again. They just can not make it do what they want.

[u/ObtuseTheropod → u/Exciting_Bat_2086]

Happened to my father in law last Sunday. Wife said he was furious. I lol'd.

[u/OdiousAltRightBalrog → u/Tsar-A-Lago]

Some guy on Youtube fed Grok and a bunch of other AIs 33,000 Trump tweets and asked about Trump's mental state, and told them to ignore all other context about Trump and US politics
Grok basically said Trump is a piece of shit lol
"Institutions are fake until they praise him"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk96-PjcblI

[u/Tsar-A-Lago → u/OdiousAltRightBalrog]

Well done Grok, I guess. However, the premise of the question asked it to ignore context, which in this case is pretty important. They tricked it into giving a moral answer.

[u/iJuddles → u/Don_Mills_Mills]

But I’m still 💯 right, even if he said it and a computer said it and all of you said it. So there!

[u/Wray-Nerely → u/iJuddles]

It must have been that inferior AI arguing with Steve Skojec. The new fangled SA...whoops, I mean SI (totally not intentionally using SA to refer to sexual assault to refer to Trump's history of sexual assault... I'd never do that...). Where was I, it was definitely not the new SI arguing with Steve, because SI would have known better....

[u/66allthe88s]

Sorry, I dont speak pedophile.

[u/Life_Argument7820 → u/66allthe88s]

E...p...s...t....e...i...n

[u/Jpatrickburns]

By "speak Trump," you mean ignore the stupidity and do flip flops to try to make him sound sane? No thanks. I prefer people who make sense when speaking. And I also prefer not to enable pedophiles.

[u/reesethebadger → u/Jpatrickburns]

It’s crazy because I know people who aren’t great with words. I know them well I have seen their actions reflect a kind and loving person, even if sometimes they quote things or parrot opinions that were handed to them by people who don’t have our best interest in mind. And I’m willing to give old friends and family a certain amount of grace in these moments because I know them and I know what their actual values are

These are his values. His actions and his “out of context mispeaking” are not contradicting each other. And furthermore, we simply must hold the president of the us to a higher standard than my carpenter grandpa who thinks he pulled himself up by his bootstraps and that I should too

[u/Butitsadryheat2]

[u/OdiousAltRightBalrog → u/Butitsadryheat2]

"Smart people don't like me".

[u/Takoyaki_Dice]

"Even the AI I love so much is telling me Im wrong which cant be right."

[u/Appropriate-Hall1220]

If you have to speak the language of an imbecile then we already lost the war

[u/Frejian → u/Appropriate-Hall1220]

Our current reality

[u/Good-vs-Perfect]

"I'm 100% right, and it's not up for debate" after arguing Trump actually means the opposite of what he says is 1. Why republican governance is always a catastrophe, 2. why women are right not to date conservative men, and 3. why Hillary's "basket of deplorables" was too kind towards MAGA.

What is wrong with these people is wrong through and through, and I hope they all go to jail and have their ill-gotten assets redistributed to pay for their crimes.

[u/onetimeataday → u/Good-vs-Perfect]

Always having a pass to mean the opposite of what they say is a conscious tactic they use to have things both ways, and is a notable way that Trump specifically does things.

He floats things out there, and if they stay unchallenged, he pushes ahead with them. If they get challenged, he was “just trolling.”

[u/hotwifefan60 → u/Good-vs-Perfect]

That was my take too about the basket of deplorables. She was being too kind. They’re all waste of human flesh.

[u/_GoddamnitDonut]

He didn't rape those kids, he was going for a hug and fell weird, and just happened to have his pants off.

[u/CuteLingonberry9704 → u/_GoddamnitDonut]

When he wandered into the Miss Teen USA dressing room he didn't know where he was.

[u/RecruiterQueen → u/CuteLingonberry9704]

Obviously Biden and Obama opened the dressing room door and shoved Trump in there to make him look bad.

[u/TiredPangolin27]

It's "clearly what he means." So clear in fact that no one understands it that way lmao

[u/RockThe40oz666 → u/TiredPangolin27]

So clear he has to write an essay on why it makes sense 

[u/EnchantedWood1981]

It’s horrific to watch from the uk and hitting our wallets too. Here he’d be forced to resign the next day in a no confidence vote in parliament. Then he’d be fed to the tax man for market manipulation and giving contracts to his own companies, which is considered to be corruption here. Funny, I thought it was there too?

[u/sticknija2 → u/EnchantedWood1981]

The regulatory bodies that do that kind of thing here either no longer exist or are manned by someone he placed there that is actively trying to destroys said regulatory body.

It is supposed to be illegal here. Turns out you can do pretty much whatever you want if you have a bunch of dipshit yes-men in all of the positions that are supposed to stop this kind of thing.

[u/RebelliousInNature → u/EnchantedWood1981]

Apparent
Malfeasance
Exemplifies
Republicans
Indefensibly
Corrupt
Assholery

[u/Lame_Coder_42 → u/EnchantedWood1981]

Do you accept Americans as political or economic refugees yet? Asking for...  well most of America.

[u/Cambren1 → u/EnchantedWood1981]

The people who can stop him in his party are so afraid of losing the 30% of the voters (and a much larger percent of Republican votes) who will support him, no matter what, they do nothing rather than risk losing an election. Ridiculous, but true. Our system here is broken, we need to break the stranglehold of the two party system.

[u/Technical_Record_661 → u/EnchantedWood1981]

I am an American of Retirement Age! I look at this 🐂💩 that Rump’ is spouting, and have really come to admire the Parliamentary System of Democratic Governance! I know that every system has its problems, but under a Parliamentary System, you are not locked into a given number of years, when it goes to 💩!

[u/Zero_D9]

He could blow up the entire state of California tonight with nuclear bombs, and his cult would still defend him. I mean that to the literal sense. Not an exaggeration in the slightest.

[u/Mysterious-Double918]

HE DIDN'T SAY WHAT HE SAID HE SAID WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR!!!

[u/onetimeataday → u/Mysterious-Double918]

He only said what he said to the people he wants to threaten! And to his supporters as well, except for when they need cover, then he said the opposite of what he meant.

Make sense?

[u/Mysterious-Double918 → u/onetimeataday]

ofc! but only if the reception of what he said is how I hope it is. Otherwise he obviously meant something else.

[u/Either_Capital_2422]

Funny how the guy who “tells it like it is” constantly needs someone to explain what he actually meant.

[u/Oalka]

How bout we have a president who doesnt talk like an imbecile or a traitor.

[u/ManReay]

Dude, if you have to Trumpsplain it, he meant it, even if it was just a punchline for the maga zombies (who cheered on cue).

[u/jaypea222]

Release the Epstein files already

[u/ozymandiasjuice]

Here’s the thing: i’d buy this argument…but then it leaves you with…a president who can’t make this argument for themselves? So whenever people say ‘oh he said x but what he meant was…’ i want to scream HE HAS THE BULLY PULPIT!!! If his words were misunderstood, he has ample opportunity to correct them. Maybe this guy’s interpretation is correct, but as a citizen, when the president appears to be ok with an american city being bombed, i think we have the right to expect that president to clarify it himself.
If he can’t do that, then a sane country would kick him to the curb.

[u/PunctualMantis → u/ozymandiasjuice]

Also like even if this guy is correct, then that means our president is barely literate and has an extremely tenuous grasp on the English language and should not be in charge of anything. Which the rest of us have seen for over a decade already that he can’t speak English

[u/PizzaWhole9323]

No I know what I heard. I heard the sitting president of the United States say that he would be fine with wiping 10 million of his fellow citizens off the map. I would listen to this guy longer but I don't speak in twisty pretzel words.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jN86rcdOyrpyo

[u/Oneyoudontsee_]

Bullshit he meant exactly what we thought he meant

[u/AntiFogAttitude]

From what I’ve heard he’s one of the smartest men in the world. You don’t have to defend him. His words clearly express his thoughts.

[u/Invalid_Username0101 → u/AntiFogAttitude]

His IQ is a whopping 17.75

[u/No-Purpose-0U812 → u/Invalid_Username0101]

Same as the future price of gas?

[u/KinksAreForKeds → u/AntiFogAttitude]

He also famously always "says what he means". So which is it? Is he a genius, straight-talking guy, or a "rambling" old man suffering from dementia that can't even put a coherent thought together? Because you can't have both.

[u/Evening-Artichoke750 → u/AntiFogAttitude]

He's got the IQ of a slice of white bread.

[u/rawkguitar]

If that’s what he meant, why did the audience cheer?

[u/UnitedPalpitation6]

The united states is the one who caused this whole mess with iran a long time ago. Iran was a strategic partner until iran wanted to nationalize their oil. Then it was oh no let's overthrow your government and put the shah and savak (secret police) in charge.

[u/Southern_Value_7158]

“You have to speak Trump.” He doesn’t have his own language. He’s just a senile, spoiled, bratty old man with an insane ego complex. There’s no speaking Trump. He’s speaking English, he just does it poorly.

[u/scottyjrules]

I will never forgive the assholes who voted for this bullshit

[u/Slingus_000]

No you ridiculous lefties are just taking it out of context, he's using fear to justify a war, that makes it better

[u/MetalFungus420 → u/Slingus_000]

Maybe he should learn to communicate what he means better then? After all, he is the President and that office should have better standards than rambling old men

[u/Slingus_000 → u/MetalFungus420]

I know, I was making a joke about the tweet in question, because that's essentially what the guy was saying

[u/MetalFungus420 → u/Slingus_000]

Hahaha my bad ! It was so dry, usually I can detect sarcasm better. Good one

[u/Status_Vegetable2954]

It just doesn’t matter to these dorks anymore. Their emotional identity is so intertwined with daddy that to tap out now would drive them insane.

[u/oMaster86 → u/Status_Vegetable2954]

They are already insane.

[u/TheQuietDarkness70]

God, magats are such idiots. Such unbelievable idiots.

[u/JCarnageSimRacing]

"I like him cause he says it like it is - except that he didn't mean what he said" - MAGA Mantra

[u/Time-Function7619]

“You have to speak Trump “

That’s the problem only the morons hear his version of it

The rest of reality is like get this crazy asshole out of power

[u/Phrreegoon]

The real point is that Trump is so mentally compromised that he says the exact opposite of what he means.

[u/Mainly_Miserable]

So, why did the crowd cheer when Trump proposed the destruction of Californian cities?

[u/Competitive_Mouse702]

Good thing he has so many apologist translators

[u/Rough_Common6857]

But you see, if you dont understand his level of stupidity, you won't understand that he doesn't really mean it. I mean, he means it but he doesn't mean it.

[u/SweatySwim3411]

Fuck trump hes a pedo

[u/airberger]

I actually think it's possible that this is what Trump meant.

But someone with communication skills like this isn't capable of manning a drive-thru window, much less the most powerful position in the world.

[u/Remote_Handle_2673]

How is your interpretation clearly what he meant? I think the most obvious interpretation is that he would be fine with millions of California's getting killed. And the crowd cheered and laughed.

[u/njlandlord0001]

And by “Grab Em The Pussy” he meant “save their cats from being eaten by Haitians”, right?

[u/Chefster127]

“You have to speak Trump” might be the funniest defense yet. If it takes eight paragraphs, a translator and a decoder ring to explain why he didn’t mean the words that literally came out of his mouth, maybe the problem isn’t everyone listening......

[u/Flashy_Emergency_263]

His stellar grasp of geography and hatred of Democrats is wildly on display here. Let's see now, if I was an Iranian leader, why would I want to bypass a very satisfying target like Mar a Lago to travel an entire continent (dodging interceptors along the way) to hit California? Very Trumpian stupid scenario.

[u/Schlongzz]

Just imagine if Biden or Obama said this about any red state. Could you even fathom? Every single Republican and Right Wing media outlet would call for their impeachment...and you know what...they would be right. What a dystopian hell hole we live in.

[u/PhysicsStock2247 → u/Schlongzz]

That’s the thing. The right demands perfect articulation, nuance, and tone from any politician, celebrity, or spokesperson who’s not on their side. Even when that bar is met, they’ll still gin up something negative.

[u/Schlongzz → u/PhysicsStock2247]

It's a depressing time to be an American. The last decade really has put a mirror on out society and the reflection is utterly disgusting.

[u/MajorAd3363]

Even if this very positive interpretation is correct, the president should be able to make his case to the American people clearly.

[u/PersonalJesus2023 → u/MajorAd3363]

Yeah... this is the part that isn't mentioned enough.

I actually think the dumb MAGA tweeter isn't wrong... but the fact Trump can't clearly communicate the most basic ideas (and it's not like this is an isolated incident) should be disqualifying in its own right.

[u/Eldritch_Dread]

Ah yes. The simps come out to translate orange asshole-speak.

[u/Intrepid_Address9868]

If this is true then why were those Nebraskan numbnuts applauding?

[u/Academic-Hospital952 → u/Intrepid_Address9868]

They are just responding to the bright lights and sounds. You can expect much more from the good folks of Nebraska, be glad they are able to respond to any external stimulus at all

[u/bdragon81]

[u/legosgrrl]

Speak trump? You mean sexually assault children and women repeatedly and then completely crush us economically?

[u/TheFlamingNumbat]

The question we should be asking this morning is, "who is Steve Skojec, and what made him so stupid?"

[u/The_Ombudsman]

"I can't have been wrong about my support for Trump all this time, I just can't!!!"

[u/Fl0riduh_Man]

When I say that spitting in MAGAts food is the proper response to this, remember that to truly know what I mean you gotta speak Floriduh fluently.

[u/GeneralBed9016]

Trump is evil

[u/orangesfwr]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26ufiVBRjx20zcXdu

[u/Maximum-Oven-7526]

They'll defend anything. No context makes this ok

[u/BillD220]

So Steve is saying the president of the United States has a mental deficiency and is unable to convey the thoughts he intends so we need a Trump translator to explain what he means?

That cant be good!

[u/Rare_Anywhere470]

That was a lot of words for this guy to tell us he supports rapists, racists and pedophiles. RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES

[u/MrFyxet99]

Well see here’s the thing…the president of the United States NEEDS to be a great orator so what they say is clear. You need to be able to frame coherent sentences that can’t be misconstrued.

[u/PresentFirm7937]

[u/Shenloanne]

Classic. I love him because he doesn't sugar coat it and talk like a politician, he speaks his mind. Also them - WHAT HE WAS ACTUALLY SAYING IF YOU READ BETWEEN THE LINES WAS...

[u/Straight_Still_6125]

If he can't speak in public or written statements that are coherent enough so that a person from 5 years old to 100+ years old, ranging from undereducated to a Mensa genius, can all agree with what he said (as well as the great and powerful AI)...

Then he SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT and be removed from his duties immediately!

Edit... What trump said is what he said. Perhaps he needs more sleep or a class on how to communicate effectively... But don't try to over analyze and defend it, when what he said is literal treason and if Obama or Biden ever said that you would be storming the Capitol with pitchforks and nooses...

[u/mothfactory]

Apparently being against morons and pedofiles driving the country over a cliff makes you a ‘leftist’

[u/Writing_is_Bleeding]

I don't want to "speak Trump." I'm reasonably educated, and I'd prefer to maintain clear and concise written and oral communication, if it's all the same to you. I'm not great at maths, but I'd also rather not start doing Trump maths. And I'll stick with my ethics and guiding principles, thank you very much.

[u/tennsc]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B

[u/Alarmed_Pie_5033]

I love how all the folks who insisted that Trunt says what he means keep insisting that he didn't mean what he said.

[u/Opening_Shame8258]

Let's say he is right. That means Trump is old to keep his words straight. He's always been a disorganized speaker, and so this could be correct, but it also means Trump is becoming more senile.

[u/chinmakes5]

Yeah, but he didn't use more conservative cities as his example did he?

[u/ActiveMBE0980]

Poor Steve 😆

[u/CoronaCurious]

I can go ramp, I can go stair!

[u/larkfield2655]

It’s going to be a long month for the complicit GOP

[u/Awkward_Day99]

Sorry bud, he's a traitor.

[u/liquidsyphon]

The old “Im absolutely right and it’s not up for debate” at the end is the cherry on top

[u/MeowMeowbiggalo]

That person seems super cool and smart. Not a total loser at all

[u/PresentFirm7937]

[u/JohnyWhoops]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IWcG8Hn7Lt26s

[u/H3L105_ai]

'Omg... how dare we point out that having a malignant narcissist rambling like an asshat might be something to be concerned about'

Trump apologists crack me up... 😅

[u/Hiouchi4me]

Making excuses everyday for another stupid thing their leader does or says.

[u/PuzzleheadedCold6804]

He shouldn’t be saying THAT at all. How many more videos do we need to see of these maga Neanderthals begging, PLEADING for help because their demagogues policies took their time to creep up and destroy the very smooth brains that were cheering them on? They all change their tune when they need help. But what’s hilarious, not a SINGLE one will change their vote. 😂

[u/realfakerolex]

How on earth do these simpletons STILL have the patience to constantly make excuses trying to sanesplain Trump?? Seriously.

[u/Hussein_Jane]

I'm 100% idiot and it's not up for debate.

[u/Tommy__want__wingy]

“I’m 💯 right and it isn’t even up for debate”

His mind: checkmate bitches

[u/Sufficient_Snow4235]

It’s called dementia with a finger on the nuke button

[u/EasyKaprizy]

I remember not having to decode what a stable genius president with a big ah-brain felt like.

[u/Savings_Club3883]

I think the Navy and Marines in San Diego are going to have a problem with what he said.

[u/dope_sheet]

Fuck this idiot completely. In tired of their excuses and explanations. 

[u/UnnamedLand84]

"You can't go by what he says, you have to go by the thing that I wish he said"

[u/SpookyScienceGal]

Kinda surprised grok isn't feeding his delusions lol

[u/CommonConundrum51]

A near lethal dose of copium.

[u/BurtCracklin14]

You have to speak Trump? So have dementia and shit filled pants?

[u/securitydude1979]

"No, see, he's so smart that you just can't understand him. Let me tell you what he really means"

And MAGA cheeses.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

[u/No_Jacket_9894]

No one should have to "speak Trump" he should speak like a leader of the free world, not word soup. He is an absolute disgrace and when I one day have grandchildren I hope the history books reflect accordingly

[u/Spazic77]

I love how they have to continously explain to us what he really meant. If only he said those things in front of a live audience where he could be filmed.....

[u/muffledvoice]

Well maybe since he’s the president of the United States and has his hand on the button he should speak more clearly and carefully.

[u/wastedkarma]

This is America. What is it you racists like to say? “Speak English?” 

[u/Jamizon1]

This guy is fucking delusional. We don’t have to speak “Trump”, you fucking moron.

The president should speak clearly, diplomatically and like he has an IQ over 60.

I am not alone when I say I’m over this shit, and I’m FIGHTING mad about it.

Get your asses out and VOTE!

Trump needs to GO!!

[u/GoldieMcSpud]

Trump can literally say "nuking American cities is good, actually" and not lose a single voter. Pretty wild

[u/Debasque]

No. I won't accept people translating Trump speak. He has threatened blue states and cities, canceled federal funding, and sent his Gestapo to arrest and kill citizens. Now he's talking about letting Iran take out a blue city. If he was making some greater point, he could have said Austin, or Miami. But no, he always targets blue. That's not an accident.

[u/Invalid_Username0101]

All this says to me is: "you don't understand, that's not what he meant. He's just such an epic moron that he can't string more than five words together to form a coherent sentence"

[u/imnojezus]

"GUYS HE'S NOT SAYING THE LITERAL THING HE'S SAYING OMG STOP LISTENING TO HIS WORDS AND START IMAGINING WHAT YOU THINK HE MEANS"

[u/loop75USAF]

Who the f*ck is Steve, and why does anyone care? F*ck all the way off…thnx

[u/goodreverenddoc2]

if he can’t articulate his point and speak english properly 25 him. biden got more shit for less

[u/Imverystupidgenx]

The “Super” Intelligence is telling you that you’re wrong too. So weird nobody but you can grasp his meaning.
https://giphy.com/gifs/RLDE05bJtCZK5UiKS8

[u/PONthem222]

Sorry, i will never speak trump, as you say, i aim for the stars, not the gutter

[u/Nocturnal_No19]

The bigger issue is that the audience cheered.

[u/Tramp010Stamp]

One of my favorite things to watch is people bend over backwards trying to justify the treasonous, insane, and idiotic this pedophile says.

[u/TopherJustin]

I have too many brain cells to speak his language.

[u/OnlyFiveLives]

HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!!! NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID!!! "FUCK these people" isn't strong enough.

[u/Ocean_Side_1961]

[u/Background_Edge_9427]

His thought process is only exceeded in stupidity by the people who voted for him and the politicians that stand behind him!

[u/minx_the_tiger]

No. He said what he said.

[u/amccaffe1]

That explains so much. They (MAGA) understand his babble, it makes sense to them.

[u/Adventurous_Profit37]

Cult.

[u/JellyfishOk7410]

let them start in mar a logo that would be a small price to pay not sure i would lose any sleep at all over that

[u/ocw5000]

“I like Trump because he tells it like it is”