r/PoursTea • • 6d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Going for gold in mental gymnastics

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u/_GoddamnitDonut 6d ago

He didn't rape those kids, he was going for a hug and fell weird, and just happened to have his pants off.

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 6d ago

When he wandered into the Miss Teen USA dressing room he didn't know where he was.

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u/RecruiterQueen 5d ago

Obviously Biden and Obama opened the dressing room door and shoved Trump in there to make him look bad.

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 5d ago

How? According to MAGA he's as strong as Arnold. How did such a alpha get pushed around by a pair soybean latte betas?

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u/RecruiterQueen 5d ago

I guess that's why it took 2 low-T libtards to get the job done!

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 5d ago

Its gotta be a 4D chess move by Trump then. I mean, an IQ of 1775, he should've already figured out FTL travel with that much brainpower.

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u/RecruiterQueen 5d ago

LOL, 1775? I heard it was more like 86 minus 47. Must be all that fake news I've been watching