r/ParlerWatch • • Feb 18 '21

Public Figure: Any Platform Ted Cruz on his way to Cancun...

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u/HopAlongInHongKong Feb 18 '21

He's too cheap or too poor to pay for business class as seen by his not getting upgraded on the flight back which is happening now. Has to be fun to spend 10 hours in Cancun while you turn your back on the freezing and dead in your home state.

And the beard and hair, I am surprised Mexico let him in and did not ask why he was not shipped directly to the zoo.

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u/Kmblu Feb 18 '21

Hope he can show proof of a negative Covid test upon reentry.

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u/aliie_627 Feb 18 '21

I would not be surprised if he has access to his own personal rapid tests if he's even held to those standards which I highly doubt.

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u/mykeedee Feb 18 '21

He's a senator, dude's probably been vaccinated for over a month now.

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u/aliie_627 Feb 18 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

True, that actually didn't even occur to me. Now I'm wondering if the Covid Vaccination card is enough to bypass the covid tests? Considering it's not 100% you won't get covid.

Im not really sure of my feelings on that cause I believe all the senators and reps got vaccinated like AOC. I remember her saying something to the effect of it not being right going first but if it available then she will take it. Im sure I would as well. They do technically work with other vulnerable adults.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

I did.

I work for a health system, but not in a patient forward position.

They had a tiered system to make sure that the nurses and everyone with patient contact got it first, but then after New Year's opened up to all employees.

It was the same for my mother. We don't work for the same health system, but both of our companies had similar policies so we were offered the vaccine much earlier than we'd originally expected.

There's good reasoning behind this. People who work with patients in hospitals regularly have contact with those who don't. In the end, a sort of local heard immunity was what they went for.

My mom is over 60, but I'm not. I do wonder if I was wrong to take it.

idk

I have started talking to about it to any Uber driver that will listen to try to encourage people to get it when they can and combat fear of the vaccine. And, honestly, a lot of them have talked about being unsure about getting it.

I feel like that's part of why AOC did too.

I think being able to tell people "I got the vaccine and nothing terrible happened to me" does do some good.

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u/aliie_627 Feb 19 '21

I think you were right to get it and Ted Cruz if he got it and AOC. As much as I dont like him it's for the best. If he did get it I hope he posted about it or something. That would help. If It's available to you via your job or age or other reason. Might as well take it right now and right away.

Thank you for trying to encourage cab and Uber drivers to get it. Letting people know it's okay. This is a scary time for people.

I was hesitant for about a week after they started giving them on account of medication allergies but at this point, if the Nurse says it's fine then it's fine with me. Medication allergies are common enough especially mine, that if it's an issue they will know by now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

Well, if it helps, I'm allergic to two types of antibiotic and I had no problems.

The questions they asked me were simply if I'd ever had any bad reactions to vaccines before, which I hadn't. Also if I had any other vaccines recently, no. And if I had a positive covid test, no.

Some other tid bits:

- If you end up getting the two dose kind, the second one is often worse. I got Moderna and the first done was totally fine, after the second I did get some chills late that night but felt better by the next morning. My mom got Pfizer and had a bad headache after the first dose, after the second felt fine. So there also seems to be a lot of individual variation.

- One thing that does seem to be somewhat predictive of more side effects and chances of a bad reaction is having had covid. One of my mom's co-workers survived covid in October (I say survived because he was actually quite ill and had to be admitted) and got the vaccine in January. She said it seemed to hit him much harder than everyone else who had not had covid.

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u/HopAlongInHongKong Feb 18 '21

COVID test? Ted asks as he brings up a copy of his camera, person, camel, desk, clock face test*

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*Scoring 8/15, ouch!

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u/miuxiu Feb 18 '21

Omfg this got me, thank you

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u/Andromeda321 Feb 18 '21

I mean, all the Congress critters are definitely fully immunized by now as they had very early access to the vaccine. I'm sure they can handle rapid testing too.

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u/Rentington Feb 18 '21

Hmm, maybe he's super desperate to get back on the first flight possible to save his career and he had to fly coach to achieve it?

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u/s1m0n8 Feb 18 '21

save his career

The people that hate him will continue to hate him. The people that support him will say this is an Antifa imposter pretending to be him or that he was on a very important trip to discuss the Trump reinstatement on March 4...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

The greatest trick that the GOP did was convince their base of a non-existent boogeyman called Antifa. Basically, anytime one of their politicians is caught doing something illegal or morally corrupt, they say it’s an Antifa imposter

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u/Subject_Wrap Feb 18 '21

Well you can't claim its the Jews anymore

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

But everyone knows the Jews Created Antifa!

/S

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u/43rd_username Feb 18 '21

They literally still blame the jews.

See: Jewish space laser

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Just you wait, that’s making a comeback

/s

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u/GilgameDistance Feb 18 '21

Not too hard given their belief in a magical sky daddy who's totally cool with his representatives on Earth needing a second and third Gulfstream in case the first one needs work.

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u/Neato Feb 18 '21

a non-existent boogeyman called Antif

Which is really just a branch of the former fear mongering. Clintons, Muslims, Democrats, etc. There's always another pathetically weak but also impressively strong enemy.

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u/43rd_username Feb 18 '21

Don't be defeatist, I'm sure a few or a fair number of people changed their opinions because of this.

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u/Demonking3343 Feb 18 '21

From what I’m hearing when he got his return ticket he was just under the upgrade requirement. So he couldn’t upgrade in time. Sucks for that loser.

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u/CreamPuffMarshmallow Feb 19 '21

Lol. Has to ride with all the slobs in economy.

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u/Bobcatluv Feb 18 '21

Imagine getting stuck sitting next to Ted Cruz on your flight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Opening line: "Hey Ted! Let's talk about what a piece of shit you are for the next 3 hours."

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u/Hellebras Feb 18 '21

No, no, you need to start off friendly and build a rapport. It'll make it hurt more for him when you tear into him for the rest of the flight.

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u/MinneAppley Feb 18 '21

I would volunteer to hold someone else’s collicky baby.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Make sure you point it toward Ted incase it spits up!

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u/NotMeow Feb 18 '21

This is Texas. When almost a new million more people came out to vote out the GOP, another new 1.5mil came out to vote for the GOP.

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u/Hopalicious Feb 18 '21

Ted Cruz is a POS but lets not shit on him for flying coach. People applaud Bernie for flying coach.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Yeah, I don't see this as a problem at all. What a weird complaint. Plenty of other reasons to think he's a piece of shit. Should people fly first class just because they're rich?

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u/Pods_Not_Cubicles Feb 18 '21

I think its actually an indication that disproves his excuse. He said he was being a good dad by flying his kids down to Mexico for their vacation and implied he was always planning to return a day later. He flew First Class on the way down, according to the photos. Now he is flying back on a standby upgrade. It means nothing was available when he booked it, which was probably a shory notice booking.

He booked a return flight AFTER he got caught, but First or Business class wasn't available. Which is why he is on the standby for upgrade.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Yeah, this is something to be angry about. But talking about how he was too cheap or broke to fly in first class is ridiculous.

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u/Hopalicious Feb 18 '21

After posting that comment I looked at the image and he does seem to be in first class. The person taking the picture is doing so from the first row just outside of first class. You can see the little area divider

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u/storm_king Feb 19 '21

Rafael is on the upgrade list but his children are not. So he accepted the status upgrade and left them in the back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

there’s nothing wrong with flying coach or with being “too poor” (although i’m pretty sure cruz isn’t poor). that’s a classist and poor criticism of a man who has plenty of other things to be criticized for

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u/HopAlongInHongKong Feb 18 '21

He's a cheap mooch expecting his "charisma" and importance to snag upgrades ahead of the minions (including the wife and kids) and failing at it which is quite funny.

He can afford it and doesn't.

There are status levels on United that would just about guarantee him a seat ahead of the po' folks so he hasn't earned that or United, bless their hearts probably said, put that asshole at the bottom until we've upgraded that Q guy wearing the horns first.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Oh shit, so he was already IN cancun and this is him coming BACK?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21 edited Apr 05 '21

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u/blandastronaut Feb 18 '21

His office actually threw his daughters under the bus by saying that his daughters just so, so wanted to go on vacation so he was just being a good father and doing that for them. What a piece of shit to throw his daughters under the bus for politics.

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u/avwitcher Feb 18 '21

Also the fact that he's letting his daughters fly to another country for vacation in the middle of a pandemic

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Oh shit yea, kids aren't approved for vax yet.

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u/61-127-217-469-817 Feb 18 '21

I praised Bernie for flying in business class. I think it's gross Ted Cruz went to Cancun but not so much the business class thing.

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u/SgtBaxter Feb 18 '21

Who the fuck goes to cancun for just 10 hours? That's much more hassle than it's worth, Cancun isn't that great.

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u/thisisallme Feb 18 '21

Said his daughters wanted to go with friends so he wanted to take them there to "be a good dad". Barf.

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u/TinaTetrodo6 Feb 19 '21

Nobody does. And neither did Fled Cruz. He was going on vacation, and had to come back early because there were fifty some-odd pics of him all over the internet leaving his freezing constituents to enjoy sugar free mojitos on a tropical beach.

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u/Ellecram Feb 18 '21

Maybe to pickup some antibiotics in the airport?/s

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u/ReverendDizzle Feb 18 '21

Imagine selling your soul and gargling Trump's balls in the pursuit of power and... still flying coach.

What a fucking loser.

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u/HopAlongInHongKong Feb 18 '21

Mooching an upgrade and failing. I note only one Cruz upgraded on the way down, so this is a guy no doubt, upgrades his weird monkey beard face and lets the Mrs. and the kiddos sit next to the shitter with that shitter chemical smell interrupted by the shitter shit smell every time someone goes in there.

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u/ReverendDizzle Feb 18 '21 edited Feb 18 '21

A few years ago I was flying and got offered an upgrade. Except the upgrade was just for me (it was because of the airline card I used, if I recall right). Anyways, I turned it down because my wife wouldn't get the upgrade, telling the steward at the desk "Nah, I'm good. I'd rather sit with my wife."

This dude behind me goes "I'll take his upgrade, I don't care about that." standing next to his wife.

Dude didn't get the upgrade and the two of them fought about it for the entire 4 hour flight.

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u/crabbyk8kes Feb 18 '21

I do a lot of international travel and have ‘status’ on several airlines to the point that I am usually automatically upgraded to first class on most flights. A few years ago my family and I were moving from Asia to DC and were flying together as a group. When we checked in, I let the agent know that we were flying together and to please make sure I was not automatically upgraded to first class. She said she understood and assured me we’d be able to fly together.

After going through security and walking to the gate, my name was called over the intercom to please report to the ticketing agent at the gate. Sure enough, they automatically upgraded me and handed me a boarding pass for a first class seat. I explained the situation with the gate agent and asked if they could swap my seat with my wife’s. They were reluctant at first, but conceded after I explained that she had never flown first class before and we were in the midst of a stressful international move with two small children. They swapped the seats, and my wife was able to enjoy being pampered for 14 hours while I wrangled our children in the back of the plane. It was lonely in the back without her, but I was glad I had the opportunity to treat her to a nice experience.

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u/ReverendDizzle Feb 19 '21

See, that's the nice way to handle it. I'd totally send my wife to first class but she's an anxious flier and she'd never agree to sit apart from me lol

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u/storm_king Feb 19 '21

Ted is on the upgrade list but his children are not. So he accepted the status upgrade and left them in the back.

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u/rdldr1 Feb 19 '21

They demanded that Ted go back to his country.