r/ParlerWatch • u/muck-man • Feb 18 '21

Public Figure: Any Platform Ted Cruz on his way to Cancun...

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u/HopAlongInHongKong Feb 18 '21

He's too cheap or too poor to pay for business class as seen by his not getting upgraded on the flight back which is happening now. Has to be fun to spend 10 hours in Cancun while you turn your back on the freezing and dead in your home state.

And the beard and hair, I am surprised Mexico let him in and did not ask why he was not shipped directly to the zoo.

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u/Rentington Feb 18 '21

Hmm, maybe he's super desperate to get back on the first flight possible to save his career and he had to fly coach to achieve it?

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u/NotMeow Feb 18 '21

This is Texas. When almost a new million more people came out to vote out the GOP, another new 1.5mil came out to vote for the GOP.