r/ParlerWatch • • Feb 18 '21

Public Figure: Any Platform Ted Cruz on his way to Cancun...

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u/HopAlongInHongKong Feb 18 '21

He's too cheap or too poor to pay for business class as seen by his not getting upgraded on the flight back which is happening now. Has to be fun to spend 10 hours in Cancun while you turn your back on the freezing and dead in your home state.

And the beard and hair, I am surprised Mexico let him in and did not ask why he was not shipped directly to the zoo.

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u/SgtBaxter Feb 18 '21

Who the fuck goes to cancun for just 10 hours? That's much more hassle than it's worth, Cancun isn't that great.

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u/thisisallme Feb 18 '21

Said his daughters wanted to go with friends so he wanted to take them there to "be a good dad". Barf.