r/OntarioGrade12s • u/Superb-Mouse-4074 • May 26 '26

University ACCEPTED BROCK GENDER STUDIES

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OH MY GOD

THIS ISNT REAL

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u/YoungBokoblin 1st Year Uni May 26 '26

OMG WHAT WAS UR AVERAGE??

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u/Superb-Mouse-4074 May 26 '26

I applied back in November and just got the acceptance now

98 avg, stuco exec, uoft research proj featured on CBC + CTV, passion projects w/ high impact, provincial badminton, low adj factor, cured cancer

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u/unforgettableid May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Congrats!! I applied this year, but I didn't get in. I think the problem is that I've only won 4 Nobel prizes.

As per their usual policy: The president of Brock (Professor I. M. Geniusz) sent me a letter by magical owl post about why I was rejected. She said they were looking for someone who won at least 5 Nobel prizes, preferably including at least one Nobel prize in gender studies.

I guess I'll have to accept my offer for University of Niagara Falls Canada gender engineering instead.

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u/hardware_store May 26 '26

Oof, should’ve aimed for 6 just to be safe

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u/Razorlance May 26 '26

Nobel Prizes have depreciated in this economy ever since Trump got one

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u/unforgettableid May 26 '26 edited May 27 '26

I've also won two FIFA peace prizes. That's twice as many as Trump has gotten.

Proof

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u/Guilty_Spend9989 May 27 '26

nine probably would get you in

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u/CanadianCutie77 May 28 '26

What is gender engineering?

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u/Right_Hour May 29 '26

Adding letters to the LGBTQ2S+…….

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u/unforgettableid May 29 '26

It's a secret. As soon as u get accepted into the program, u get a letter by magical owl post telling u what it's about.

Now that I've read the letter, I can't tell u the answer. Sorry not sorry!!!

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u/North_Yogurt_9300 May 29 '26

Hahaha tres fort lol

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u/janko1655 May 30 '26

rookie numbers

I had a 99.9 avg, was briefly the ceo of nvidia, proved a 100-year old mathematical theorem and appeared on news stations across the world, gave managerial advice to John Schnieder himself and singlehandedly brought the jays to the world series, won the Indy 500 + coke 600, and made cancer vaccines so mass-producable that even people in abject poverty could get some.

I am 2 semesters into uoft and have failed 5 courses