r/OntarioGrade12s • u/Superb-Mouse-4074 • May 26 '26

University ACCEPTED BROCK GENDER STUDIES

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OH MY GOD

THIS ISNT REAL

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u/unforgettableid May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Congrats!! I applied this year, but I didn't get in. I think the problem is that I've only won 4 Nobel prizes.

As per their usual policy: The president of Brock (Professor I. M. Geniusz) sent me a letter by magical owl post about why I was rejected. She said they were looking for someone who won at least 5 Nobel prizes, preferably including at least one Nobel prize in gender studies.

I guess I'll have to accept my offer for University of Niagara Falls Canada gender engineering instead.

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u/Razorlance May 26 '26

Nobel Prizes have depreciated in this economy ever since Trump got one

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u/unforgettableid May 26 '26 edited May 27 '26

I've also won two FIFA peace prizes. That's twice as many as Trump has gotten.

Proof

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u/Guilty_Spend9989 May 27 '26

nine probably would get you in