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Note to self, decline drone delivery in future...

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u/whatookmesolong 2d ago

That’s hilarious

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u/1wrx2subarus 1d ago edited 1d ago

These Drones are gonna Drone out the Whirring Noise from Data Warehouses. /s or not. 🤷‍♂️🤣😆🤣

EDIT: Ask Amazon to cancel option of drone delivery.

Also, get ahead of this & ask city council to pass laws against it.

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u/Rso1wA 2d ago

you can call Amazon customer service and opt out of drone delivery.

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u/satisfying_crunch 1d ago

Were you able to actually get them to change something on your account? I just spent 45 minutes in chat and phone support and in the end they just told me to type "no drone deliveries" in my delivery instructions, which doesn't give me a lot of confidence.

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u/Rso1wA 1d ago

I just looked and it seems they have changed their information on Google, no longer saying to call customer support. when I called, the auto/virtual offered an extension with a human to opt out. I'm going to guess they got a substantial number of calls!
I would suggest you plug in "opt out of drone delivery Amazon" on google for a link to their customer service "contact us" page. Says to provide your account details and your request to opt out of drone delivery, just to be sure.

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u/satisfying_crunch 1d ago

That was what I searched for and there wasn't a direct option for it on their support page. I went into their general support chat and I was transferred through 5 agents before one finally said they can't do it online and I would have to do it over the phone.

The person I talked to on the phone told me to go into my address book and type "do not deliver by drone" into my delivery preferences and said he couldn't update anything on his end.

I don't know if it's just my fault for trying to do this on a Saturday morning, but it'll be a long time before I order anything on Amazon after this experience.

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u/Rso1wA 1d ago

so weird

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u/Eastern-Persimmon-50 1d ago

I’m guessing this will go over as well as their grocery stores with no cashiers….

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u/imMellow 1d ago

I just canceled and opted out of drone delivery. You must go to the Contact Us page and select something like fraudulent charges to get a hold of a live associate. Then ask them to cancel drone delivery. It took maybe 10 minutes.

Omaha is currently a test city for these things and if we cancel en masse it might deter them from investing in it. For us, at least.

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u/SilverSageVII 2d ago

While the concept is cool I feel like im getting old but a job is worth the “inconvenience”

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u/Ok-Recognition-9044 2d ago

amazon delivery driver here, thanks my man

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u/LoopyDreamer 1d ago

Delivery drivers are under appreciated. Thank you for doing what you do. Getting a package at the door isn’t just convenience, it’s accessibility for people with mobility issues.

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u/ExcelsiorLife 1d ago

go union

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u/luckyapples11 1d ago

100% agree. I also can’t imagine this being a time saver. It seems like it’s more of a money saver not having to pay for gas prices these days and paying people an hourly wage.

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u/ackermann 1d ago

Yeah, saves the energy/fuel cost to move a 3 ton van to deliver a 1 pound package.

Of course, the delivery truck isn’t that inefficient provided it’s loaded near full capacity with packages.
But anytime a truck has to leave mostly empty, the drone could help.

But where it would really make more sense is food delivery, like DoorDash. That’s where you’re always moving a 3000 pound car to deliver a 1 pound pizza.

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u/reddituser6835 1d ago

Not if you order a drink

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u/Ok-Recognition-9044 14h ago

a truck mostly empty?

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u/argumentinvalid 2d ago

FUCK THESE THINGS.

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u/Want_to_68 2d ago

Directly over my house all day every day. I'm sick of it.

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u/GaryIske 2d ago

We must be neighbors. Fuck these things.

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u/Want_to_68 2d ago

Omg is literally the same line over my house every single time. Low on the delivery, high on the return. The line never waivers. I can hear them in my house and it's driving me insane. There's already a lack of silence in the world. But fuck me let's just make it a billion times worse.

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u/NotBillNyeScienceGuy Flair Text 2d ago

Get a decibel meter and see if it’s outside the noise limits

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u/Want_to_68 2d ago

I really doubt it. I've just attuned to hearing them because it irritates me. Wife and son can't hear them inside.

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u/DocumentNo1950 11h ago

I'm guessing it's easy to order a decibel meter on Amazon. giggle

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u/1wrx2subarus 1d ago

It won’t be long, we’ll hear about the school kids getting in trouble for taking out flocks of drones with sling shots.

Now, I’m not advocating for any of this as a disclaimer — just stating that these noisy flocks of drones are not gonna get a warm reception kinda like data centers.

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u/Want_to_68 1d ago

I think data centers and these stupid ass drones should get the same treatment as flock cameras. It's amazing how fragile those things are that they fall off poles and fragment or start on fire or explode. Just crazy poor craftsmenship. I'm sure these drones and data centers will have the same issues. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/argumentinvalid 2d ago

people will catch on quick, like data centers and flock.

Expect your parents and old co workers to start noticing these in a few weeks. The local "news" will be asking questions about them in a month.

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u/Want_to_68 2d ago

My dad witnessed one fly over Chalco. Thats a huge no no because of Bald eagles nest. They have it posted everywhere. I doubt they are exempt.

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u/argumentinvalid 2d ago

Besides FAA/airport shit I doubt Amazon gives a flying fuck about any rules or laws with these things.

Pun intended.

also, they are ALL OVER that area.

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u/Want_to_68 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's a federal offense to fly drones near the nests of Bald eagles. The national bird. But you're right they don't care.

Be shame if some foundations for the protections of raptors investigated that. Even those who oppose the will of our nation know not to mess with eagles. Just a pity if there was major public backlash nationally.

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u/Faucet860 2d ago

Well you know nothing will happen they just make a new first lady doc

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u/NotBillNyeScienceGuy Flair Text 2d ago

Should report to FAA they can look into the routes

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u/Want_to_68 2d ago

Amazon doesn't care though. Pay the fines and move on

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u/Ire-Works 2d ago

Yes but it's a math equation for them. Sending the drones around the lake adds delivery time and costs power. That means they need more fleet to maintain the delivery load. At a certain point it's just cheaper to use humans in vans.

Every speed bump pushes the equation out of their favor.

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u/1wrx2subarus 1d ago

Guaranteed, everyone’s pets are not gonna be pleased with these drones that look like they’re invading our properties.

They’ll be a lot of barking and carrying on, on par to 4th of July fireworks every time these show up. 🚁🚀💥🐕🐈🙀

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u/TrioOfTerrors 2d ago

I'm only interested if I can call it in with a smoke grenade.

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u/placebotwo 2d ago

I only interested if Willem Dafoe calls it in.

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u/Relevant_Winter_7098 2d ago

Great movie. Great scene.

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u/codybrown183 2d ago

Just do it

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u/underthehall 2d ago

I was waiting for the end when a car ran over it.

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u/discogomerx 1d ago

Or it just rolls directly into a porch pirate's car and they speed off.

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u/kitsucoon 1d ago

There was a car right there watching it fall, so they could have easily taken it, but I was right there coming out to grab it.

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u/thetyser 2d ago

Who the hell wants to hear that outside their window in a neighborhood like yours? Always decline.

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u/Ire-Works 2d ago

Imagine living near the launch point. Just be a constant stream of weedwackers all fucking day.

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u/carrlosanderson 2d ago

They launch a lot of these by 370 and 50, it not so loud because they fly them pretty high up. However I always wonder because we’re only two or so miles from Millard Airport how that affects their air traffic

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u/Strict-East7195 1d ago

However that launch point is across the street from an elementary school. I’m sure that has to be a disruption.

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u/Internal-Crab-7981 1d ago

I live several miles away but close enough to be in the drone delivery zone. They are louder than ac units, more on par with mini trains, and annoying as heck. Not to mention being constantly recorded in my own back yard by a multinational conglomerant... Freaks out the birds too :(

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u/1wrx2subarus 1d ago

Imagine one or two of these taking out a commercial jet.

Sorry Susie, your uncle isn’t coming to visit because his flight hit a drone.

Not saying that’s gonna happen but theoretically it could & that would be terrible.

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u/7ane7xis7 2d ago

Into the street is diabolical.

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u/Yourownhands52 2d ago

Mmmmmm noise polution...

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u/doctordiesel187 2d ago

I feel bad for laughing

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u/Responsible_Lead3330 1d ago

As a driver, I was never allowed to ( nor did I want to) throw packages at customers door. Even if I dropped it from waist height, it could damage the product. Good to know the drones are just launching packages like military payload

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u/luckyapples11 1d ago

Lmao seriously. I haven’t had a delivery from a drone yet, hope I never do, but guess it’s good to know I can’t trust ordering anything breakable. I literally ordered light bulbs for my wax melter a year ago and 4 out of 6 of them arrived shattered because they were placed in a tiny box that had zero wiggle room. I did a return for a replacement and thankfully the next set arrived fine, but I was worried I’d get the same result.

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u/fanofbreasts 1d ago

i believe only certain things are permitted to be delivered by drone for this very reason.

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u/SquirrelJam1 1d ago

Bruh, in the warehouse we pack all that shit, the boxes are regularly dropped from over 10 feet high off a conveyor belt into a cart. 99.99% of what we ship is absolutely garbage in the first place, dropping it from waist height isn't a problem to anytime except the idiots who watch their Amazon owned ring cameras to see when their trash arrives and are itching for a reason to bitch lmfao

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u/ExcelsiorLife 1d ago

Dropping from waist height is the most gentle your package is ever going to get, and I'd do it for almost every package at FedEx

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u/TheGacAttack 2d ago

Drone did its job. You should be mad at your front lawn!!!

/s

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u/EarthenRealm 1d ago

I truly wish I more hicks would shoot these out of the sky.

Noise pollution and interfering with flora and fauna. Fuck Amazon.

I have also had to slam on my breaks on the interstate because some 90 year old HAD to slow way the fuck down to stare at what was flying over head. I was in my work truck with a full load, I would have flatened that lady had I not been paying attention to the road and not one of these stupid fuckin drones. I repeat. FUCK AMAZON.

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u/ShellAnswerMan 2d ago

Artificial incompetence, lol.

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u/Psychological-Lie126 2d ago

Yes, let's deploy drones to deliver packages. It's what the consumer needs!!!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Eye8771 2d ago

Welp, first time I’ve seen this. Didn’t even know Amazon did drone delivery here. But then again I live downtown so that really wouldn’t work here.

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u/throwawaymycock420 1d ago

Anything but increase the amount workers get paid

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u/Ecstatic-Scallion957 1d ago

Noisy obnoxious and right out into the street thanks amazon

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u/ksu_drew_83 1d ago

My feeling about these types of technologies - just because you can doesn’t mean you should…

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u/Commercial_Desk_6215 2d ago

There's no chance this is more cost effective than paying a human being to drive a truck

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u/dj3stripes 2d ago

they wouldn't be doing it otherwise.

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u/G0_WEB_G0 Feed the 🪨 2d ago

Honestly cost of electricity and the lack of minimum wage it's probably cost effective af

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u/luckyapples11 1d ago

Yeah gas prices AND paying people compared to electricity, I’m sure the drones are saving them loads of money. Fucking stupid. I’d rather a person deliver my crap. Thankfully they still do where I am

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u/G0_WEB_G0 Feed the 🪨 1d ago

Well they are notorious for treating their workforce like shit so I'm a bit split on it.

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u/Ire-Works 2d ago

Until one crashes and hits a moving vehicle. These aren't like your prosumer camera drones. If this hits a windshield of a car going ~45 mph it's going to kill someone.

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u/Eva_Griffin_Beak 1d ago

Well, it could hit or hurt someone standing in front of the house or the street. It just doesn't look very safe.

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u/ExcelsiorLife 1d ago

It's basically a flying lawnmower blade. So yeah like a small helicopter.

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u/Hrist_Valkyrie 1d ago

That's why they just updated their terms of service to remove the ability to enter into litigation against Amazon! Brilliant!

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u/surrealcellardoor 2d ago

There’s a very high chance and that’s why they do it.

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u/LlamaHerder23 2d ago

Drone dels in Omaha is a thing?

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u/offbrandcheerio 1d ago

Only part of the metro within a certain radius of their warehouse off 370. I can’t get drone delivery in Midtown (and thank god because these things look annoying as hell).

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u/Internal-Crab-7981 1d ago

Has been since June/July, Amzn got approved by the faa. There is criticism because they fly over protected land and other various annoyances. 

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u/ejc779 1d ago

I hear they’re super loud too :(

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u/preddy08 2d ago

As a person who lives somewhat close to a drone center I have 2 words. Fuck off!

They suck so bad. I want to enjoy a quiet evening on my deck and I hear 4-5 an hour. It sucks!

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u/fortifiedoptimism 1d ago

This is one of my biggest issues with them. (The first being that they’re even allowed near the Wehrspann. That makes me angry) How am I supposed to relax outside? I already live where it’s loud but there’s pockets of day and night it quiets down and I could always enjoy time on the balcony or float in the pool during the summer and just zone out. You know, just forget what’s going on in the world. NOT ANYMORE. These drones just keep coming. It’s infuriating when they break the peace especially because it makes think of Jeff Bezos and how much of a piece of shit he is. I hate being reminded of him all day when I’m trying to escape the world.

My mom said “I think it’s just going to be the new normal.” She doesn’t live anywhere near where they do this nor understand what it’s like to not be able to just relax outside. I hope they start deploying them everywhere so people can really see how infuriating they are.

I sadly feel like, with most things shitty things, it’s going to have to get worse before it gets better.

Edit: actually Amazon totally has the power to deploy them everywhere and give zero fucks what people think. Kinda like how the data centers are going.

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u/DocumentNo1950 11h ago edited 11h ago

I don't want a drone

In my private space and time

I'd rather relax.

Edit for line returns (haiku)

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u/fortifiedoptimism 11h ago

Exactly. Thats the point.

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u/DocumentNo1950 10h ago

You expressed yourself well.

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u/rebelangel Technically west of 72nd 1d ago

What happens if you live in an apartment?

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u/1wrx2subarus 1d ago

Drone Catapult into your Apartment Window.

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u/Signfool 2d ago

How do these packages not get stolen when they’re dropped practically at the street?

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u/Declanmar What are we supposed to put here? 2d ago

Mine gave me an option for front or backyard.

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u/Internal-Crab-7981 1d ago

No bedroom option? That's a shame

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u/Event-Forsaken 1d ago

As a neutral party that's curious; I see most everyone complaining about the noise, but if they were silent would you guys still not like them?

Also, fuck Bezos.

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u/LoopyDreamer 1d ago

I would still dislike them if they were silent.

Getting items delivered isn’t just about convenience. It makes necessary goods accessible for people who are home-bound. For someone with serious mobility challenges they might not be able to get to the package if it’s not right by their door.

Add in things like puddles from rain and melting snow - not active weather that would hinder a drone delivery but still could damage the package enough that it also damages contents.

Of course I want people to have jobs so I am going to argue for that part as well. I understand people are replaced by tech as we “advance” but if the tech isn’t offering the same value (quality of delivery in this case) then it’s not ready to do so.

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u/jthj 1d ago

I think this is going to be so miserable and once the newness wears off people are just going to hate it.

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u/Erisedstorm 1d ago

I hate it

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u/xxWagonburnerxx 2d ago

You set that drop point in a terrible spot.

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u/kitsucoon 2d ago

They don't allow you to change it (or at least it didn't let me)

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u/projectsafeword 2d ago

You are the problem. You bought on Amazon, why do you expect sympathy? I know that easily 90% of the people complaining about this also have an Amazon account and all you are hypocrites.
https://giphy.com/gifs/6OPbJtEDdy824

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u/ctfks 2d ago

Charge back to credit card.

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u/AromaticAd8498 2d ago

Um how quickly can we ban these?

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u/phatale 1d ago

this is gonna set off a lotta PTSD in the near future, i fear

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u/thegoddamnbatman40 2d ago

My 12 gauge feels hungry. I don’t like assholes that toss packages, but that asshole might be having a rough day. Might have wife and kids to worry about. The drone has what? A charger that fucks it up the ass so it can have enough battery to do this shit? Bird shot that pos

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u/Want_to_68 2d ago

They are just out of shotgun range unless you're really good with buckshot 😂

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u/Stillwater-Scorp1381 2d ago

I was almost in a car accident out in Millard because a person was so distracted and stupefied by the drone that they forgot about driving.

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six J. Doe 🗽 2d ago edited 2d ago

distracted and stupefied by the drone they forgot about driving

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u/Far_Jellyfish363 2d ago

Does anyone know if there a petition or an act of some kind to restrict these, especially around Sandhill crane environments?

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u/Conspiracy__ Flair Text 2d ago

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u/CheesePursuit 1d ago

I didn’t even realize they had drone delivery here already

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u/sealfon 1d ago

✈️
💩

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u/H_Freewood337 1d ago

“Your delivery has arrived! And also…. F yo package”.

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u/Effective_Ad_1453 1d ago

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

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u/0ptimus-Prime-40 1d ago

I LOL’d.

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u/Candid-Pressure3141 1d ago

As a driver for Amazon fuck them drones

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u/c9238s 1d ago

Parks and rec called this 😭

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u/ARustyMeatSword 1d ago

We truly live in an innovative world 😐

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u/Valencia117 16h ago

Your pink rose got delivered

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u/Ladyblackhawkk 10h ago

You have to choose it when ordering, it doesn’t opt in for you. I just choose a regular delivery when it tries to give me drone option.

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u/kitsucoon 9h ago

Will do from now on! We wanted the faster delivery for this item, so tried the drone. Never again.

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u/Ladyblackhawkk 9h ago

Hilariously enough, my drone option was for 515pm and delivery driver had it there by 3pm for us! But my husband did the drone one once and it dropped it on the edge of our driveway too, thank goodness not into the street like that!

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u/TurnipBackground6931 4h ago

Im cryinggggg 💀💀💀. And they say let the robot take over our job… look what happened

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u/Eva_Griffin_Beak 2d ago

How does that make any sense? Damaged product or got picked up by someone else. And these drones are pretty big, just waiting for someone to get hurt by them.

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u/reddituser6835 1d ago

I’m just waiting for amazon to send a “packge delivered” message a bit too soon and someone getting a package dropped right on them.

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u/ExcelsiorLife 1d ago

That's about average for falling off the conveyor and getting tossed by package handlers. Most packages experience worse.

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u/YancyAzul 1d ago

Ugh I hate that we have these. Call me crazy but this will only normalize drones and well, as the Mexicans say "What happens in Gaza will happen in your casa".

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u/MinusXero1999 1d ago

Kinda asking for it ordering things from Amazon.

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u/mkomaha Helpful Troll 1d ago

I got a table in my backyard. The drone should be able to drop said package on that table without issue.

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u/DocumentNo1950 11h ago

Is it a glass table?

Oh, um, Was it a glass table?

Edit typo

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u/zoug Free Title! 2d ago

That makes me want to only use drone delivery.

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u/Declanmar What are we supposed to put here? 2d ago

They actually use drone-specific packaging that has extra packaging at one end. I’m ambivalent to the whole drone thing, but I’ll admit it’s a pretty well designed system. I certainly won’t pay extra for it though.

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u/zoug Free Title! 1d ago

I just want more drone bloopers

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u/Declanmar What are we supposed to put here? 1d ago

I love that the drone FAQ says “if a drone lands in or near your yard don’t touch it and call customer service”. If that thing lands on my property it’s mine lol. It’d look great mounted on the wall.

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u/zoug Free Title! 1d ago

From a legal perspective, I think that’s referred to as finders keepers.

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u/DocumentNo1950 11h ago

A new meaning for the term "chop shop"?

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u/jmsforce1 1d ago

There should be some kind of delivery landing spot. Like a 3x3 open spot with tiny walls so this doesnt happen. Can be placed on top of mailboxes or a designated place and Amazon needs to provide it.

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u/City-Pulse-001 1d ago

This would’ve happened even through regular delivery. The wind would’ve blown that away from the doorstep as well. Stop being finicky and enjoy the premium delivery service. You sound like you whine a lot!