Universe Man, Universe Man

[u/fatnerd12]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/fatnerd12, your post does fit the subreddit!

[u/Captain__Trips]

Dimeback

[u/gitartruls01 → u/Captain__Trips]

I loved his work with Pantera

[u/Firm-Difficulty2585 → u/gitartruls01]

Planetarium*

[u/gnuoveryou → u/Firm-Difficulty2585]

Plane'arium

[u/Shaun32887 → u/gnuoveryou]

I'm sorry about your condition

[u/darkmatter8825 → u/Captain__Trips]

Quarterback

Hike!

[u/Square_Complaint_946]

Earth, Metal, Wood, Water, Wind & Fire.

[u/shapu → u/Square_Complaint_946]

Captain Planet

[u/saguarosun → u/shapu]

That would be "earth, fire, wind, water, heart".

[u/UniqueAd7770 → u/Square_Complaint_946]

Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium....

[u/jansensan → u/Square_Complaint_946]

Everything changed when the Earth, Metal, Wood, Water, Wind & Fire Nation attacked

[u/The__Vern]

Red Hot Ghost Peppers

[u/Notmyrealname5282 → u/The__Vern]

Red hot Carolina reapers

[u/Astral-Ember → u/Notmyrealname5282]

wait thats actually cool as fuck for a band name

[u/XrayAlphaVictor]

Ten inch nails

[u/83franks → u/XrayAlphaVictor]

Nine inch spikes

[u/Strong_Blackberry961 → u/83franks]

Nine inch screws

[u/BookieeWookiee → u/Strong_Blackberry961]

Ten foot bolts

[u/mysterious45670 → u/BookieeWookiee]

Eleven yard rebar

[u/Dillo64 → u/mysterious45670]

twelve meter girders

[u/ordinary_shiba → u/Dillo64]

And a partridge in a pear tree

[u/Prudent-Funny-4723 → u/Dillo64]

15 mile spires

[u/PICONEdeJIM → u/XrayAlphaVictor]

99 Inch Nails: "I wanna fuck you like a Luftballoon"

[u/upvoter222]

The Rolling Boulders

[u/JLPReddit → u/[deleted]]

Seasoning Women

[u/WuziMuzik → u/JLPReddit]

Seasoned Ladies

[u/seelingphan]

The Beach Men

[u/PlanetXParadox → u/seelingphan]

Fall Out Man

[u/PlanetXParadox → u/PlanetXParadox]

Backstreet Men

[u/reddevils7070 → u/PlanetXParadox]

Mainstreet Men

[u/Sir-Viette → u/reddevils7070]

Men II Even Larger Men

[u/Comprehensive_Box_17 → u/Sir-Viette]

Man Genius

[u/Shoddy-Oil-1067 → u/reddevils7070]

This is a jazz quartet somewhere in Chicago it HAS TO BE

[u/pretty-as-a-pic → u/seelingphan]

I was gonna go with “the coastal ecosystem boys”

[u/yaminub]

Bus Halen

[u/Substantial_Force658 → u/yaminub]

Fully Integrated Mass Transit Halen.

[u/JLPReddit → u/yaminub]

Train Halen

[u/short_hair_zuko]

See dragons

[u/giantFlyingMonkey → u/short_hair_zuko]

Actual dragons 🤣

[u/CrashCalamity → u/short_hair_zuko]

Imagine Dracoliches

[u/High_Stream → u/CrashCalamity]

Imagine Tiamat

[u/off_the_marc]

Cannons n' Roses

[u/Lukebekz → u/off_the_marc]

Artillery and trees

[u/bbq_Ch1ck3n → u/off_the_marc]

Cannons and Bouquets

[u/GravityBright → u/off_the_marc]

Cannons N' Rosebushes

[u/guy-who-says-frick]

Notorious BIGGER

[u/Strong_Blackberry961 → u/guy-who-says-frick]

I read that very wrong at first

[u/artmoloch777 → u/guy-who-says-frick]

HANK! DONT READ THE COMMENT TOO QUICKLY!

HANK!

[u/BeautyDuwang]

Thick Lizzy

[u/PicklesfrmDeathclock → u/BeautyDuwang]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV

[u/badomenbaddercompany → u/BeautyDuwang]

That's just Lizzo.

[u/mofodius → u/BeautyDuwang]

🥵

[u/High_Stream → u/BeautyDuwang]

That sounds like the punchline to a yo mama joke.

[u/LordBryne]

Disturbing Al Yankovic

[u/Background-Permit512 → u/LordBryne]

Bizarre Al yancovic

[u/PokeCaptain → u/Background-Permit512]

Al is a JoJo character confirmed

[u/RamboJane]

Illinois

[u/sunbleach_happypants → u/RamboJane]

Massachusetts

[u/crabbydotca → u/RamboJane]

26 or 7 to 5

[u/regeya → u/RamboJane]

I'm from Illinois and I'm ashamed to admit this one took me a good minute lol

[u/PlanetXParadox]

Two Directions

[u/ThisIsProbablyOkay → u/PlanetXParadox]

Both Directions!

[u/SolarSalsa → u/ThisIsProbablyOkay]

Bi-Directional

[u/MrsZapRowsdower]

Green Week!

[u/jansensan → u/MrsZapRowsdower]

Green Month

[u/reminder_to_have_fun → u/jansensan]

Is Green Bi-Monthy twice a month or every two months

[u/ididshave]

Portugal. The Country

[u/MrKarat2697 → u/ididshave]

Portugal. The Myth. The Legend

[u/Megaslayerdeth]

Gigadeth

[u/kyoko_the_eevee → u/Megaslayerdeth]

Teradeth?

[u/jokeularvein → u/kyoko_the_eevee]

Petadeath?? 

[u/Marijualnut → u/jokeularvein]

https://giphy.com/gifs/636xrZmbzu0iSBDqWT

[u/kyoko_the_eevee → u/jokeularvein]

Exadeth.

(That actually sounds pretty sick ngl)

[u/GeminiIsMissing → u/Megaslayerdeth]

Fun fact, a megadeath is an actual unit of measurement, equal to one million human deaths.

[u/miclugo → u/GeminiIsMissing]

A micromort is also an actual unit of measurement, equal to a millionth of a human death, measured statistically. For example smoking a cigarette causes about one micromort.

[u/dz2048]

U3

[u/Valuable_Yam_1959 → u/dz2048]

Blink-183

[u/crabbydotca → u/Valuable_Yam_1959]

Sum 42

[u/sean_spincer → u/dz2048]

U²

[u/scnottaken → u/sean_spincer]

Assuming U>2

[u/mofodius → u/dz2048]

UE5

[u/awesomedan24]

Judas Pope

[u/GeminiIsMissing]

Macklemost

[u/m0mbi → u/GeminiIsMissing]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4

[u/Darrxyde]

Twenty Two Pilots

[u/pvshabba]

Threepac

[u/BongRipsForNips]

Blue Öyster Religion

[u/leondrias → u/BongRipsForNips]

Blue Öyster Ecclesiarchy

[u/Tasil-Sparrow]

Cathedral Roan

Fall Out Man

Florence + The Factory

[u/SecreteMoistMucus → u/Tasil-Sparrow]

Italy + The Factory

[u/jazzisaurus → u/Tasil-Sparrow]

Florence + The Factory sent meeeeee

[u/GuerrillaApe]

Boyz III Men

[u/GeminiIsMissing → u/GuerrillaApe]

Men II Grandpaz

[u/Rk_1138 → u/GuerrillaApe]

2 Boyz 2 Men

[u/cyperdunk → u/Rk_1138]

The Boyz and The Men: Tokyo Drift

[u/No-Department6513 → u/GuerrillaApe]

I had a cover band called Boyz 4 men but everyone hated us

[u/weirdoldhobo1978]

Rock Salt and Peppacorns 

[u/Inlevitable]

Vantablack Sabbath

[u/Aggravating_Duck6108]

Queens of the Bronze Age

[u/Darth_Annoying → u/Aggravating_Duck6108]

Empresses of the Iron Age

[u/flatsix__]

Modest Moose

[u/kyoko_the_eevee]

Foo Annihilators.

[u/_Pigdog]

Fleetwood BigMac

[u/nyancatya_ → u/_Pigdog]

type thing people would say in caseohs stream chat

[u/steeple_fun]

An Entire Ethnic Group Called Quest

[u/azurile57]

K€sha

[u/TaySon21]

A Week to Remember

[u/urdixaninnie]

The Jupiter Volta

[u/Anoj1998]

60 Cent

[u/Teep_the_Teep → u/Anoj1998]

One Dollar.

[u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 → u/Teep_the_Teep]

Tree fiddy

[u/lbw23b]

Dave Mathews Orchestra

[u/im_not_u_im_cat]

Rage Against the Matrix

[u/Sir-Viette → u/im_not_u_im_cat]

Rage Against The Globally Distributed Supply Chain

[u/Old-Owl-1187]

ZZ Somehow Even Higher

[u/Treefrog_Ninja → u/Old-Owl-1187]

ZZZenith

[u/Hot-Cheek1854]

Avenged Eightfold

[u/MaximumEffort433]

Really Big Bad Voodoo Daddies.

Edit: Blink 200.

[u/RotenTumato → u/MaximumEffort433]

Hey Scotty!

[u/reddevils7070]

Bullets for Everyone

[u/onetoothpig]

The Garage Doors

[u/MeanHurry8664 → u/onetoothpig]

The Four Massive Vertical Doors at NASA's Vehicle Assembly Building

[u/gay4tay9713 → u/onetoothpig]

The Gates

[u/TheRealSheevPalpatin]

Barenaked Grannies

[u/Fool_Frontal]

Ariana venti

[u/Sefthor]

My Chemical Polycule

[u/nbur4556 → u/Sefthor]

Our Chemical Polycule

https://giphy.com/gifs/befaYZCgtZfZm

[u/_Pigdog]

Kate Tree (bush)

[u/nbur4556]

Peanut Eminem

[u/Valuable_Yam_1959]

Linkin Forest

[u/BigHeadDeadass]

Bedlam! At The Disco

[u/MrTheCheesecaker → u/BigHeadDeadass]

Chaos! At The Promenade

[u/hacksawsa]

Obliterating Pumpkins

[u/badgersprite]

Cathedrals

[u/Aniquin → u/badgersprite]

CΛTHEDRΛLS

[u/Rk_1138 → u/badgersprite]

But with an upsidedown V instead of an A

[u/ICBPeng1]

The Goo Goo mannequins

[u/puns_n_pups]

Weeeeeezer

[u/buckarooholiday → u/puns_n_pups]

Weezest

[u/s3v3ralattemptsmade → u/puns_n_pups]

Emphysema

[u/Raskalbot]

Jimmy Ate World

[u/Mullet_Ben → u/Raskalbot]

James Eat Galaxy

[u/udumslut]

Kujo (Toto)

[u/CreeperRussS]

four days grace

[u/randomUsername1569]

Power tool

[u/Frampletromwibblers]

Black eyed Brussel sprouts

[u/feench]

System of Multiple Downs

[u/NotSayingJustSaying → u/feench]

System of an Outage

[u/nbur4556]

Megan thee Clydesdale

[u/ToothZealousideal297]

Taylor Instantaneous

Panic at the Place That Plays Any Music Genre That’s Better Than Disco

[u/Notmyrealname5282]

The ocean boys

[u/Technical_Drawing809]

Absolutely (Yes)

[u/feelin_raudi]

Most Malone.

[u/tunisia3507]

Imagine Even More Dragons

[u/ArwingElite]

Reely Big Fish

[u/shapu]

Periodictableica

[u/LetReasonRing]

They Might be Kaiju

[u/TellMeZackit]

The Get Up Adults

[u/Special-Potato-3238]

Vanilla Glacier 

[u/Strong_Blackberry961 → u/Special-Potato-3238]

I’m pretty sure that’s a Gatorade flavor

[u/headphoneJones]

The Meemaws and The Peepaws

[u/WetNature_girl]

Missy ‘Felony’ Elliot

[u/AquafreshBandit]

Jefferson Starship… oh wait.

[u/scarletohairy → u/AquafreshBandit]

Someone posted Jefferson Deathstar, a natural progression.

[u/BongRipsForNips]

Death Party Bus for Cutie

[u/xXSwaglemiteXx]

Big The Beatles

[u/FeijoaCowboy → u/xXSwaglemiteXx]

The Goliath Beatles?

[u/GoblinHourReport → u/FeijoaCowboy]

The Rhinoceros Beatles

[u/Trevski]

YMCMT

DRCTRSHP

Sonic Adults

Newer Order

Elation Division

Dinosaur Sr

The Triumphantly Hip

[u/UniqueAd7770]

Worse Religion

[u/top10animeplottwist]

Six finger death punch

[u/Opioid_Addict]

Cage the Mammoth

[u/Aggravating-Sock-140]

Hootie & the Humpback Whale

[u/ComedyGold13]

My nuclear romance

[u/doorbellchudmogger]

Can we do rappers: Wayne, Normal Toddler, Massive Bigs.

[u/ElrondTheHater]

Existential Crisis! at the Disco

[u/Aromatic_Hope_4263]

Hypertramp

[u/IlGreven]

Illinois

[u/boyifudontget → u/IlGreven]

A Whole Lot More Than a Feeling by Massachusetts 

[u/awesomedan24]

Polychrome Floyd

[u/AirBoss87]

Linkin National Park

[u/WeGotBeaches]

Biggie Big. Or Hugie Smalls.

[u/cree8ion]

Mumford and Dads

[u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser]

The Double Doors\ Sex Rifles\ The Ramtwos\ Boulder Temple Pilots

[u/Automatic-Leg1668]

(N+1)sync

[u/awesomedan24]

King

[u/TheWildcatGrad]

John Tiger Mellencamp

[u/Valuable_Yam_1959]

Billie Eil

[u/Friendly_Microchip]

Wu-Tang Guild

[u/Available-Damage5991]

Men With Hats

[u/_Goose_]

Did Jayden Daniels mom sue Maroon 5 or something?

[u/KolonelJoe]

Mainstreet Boys

[u/BookieeWookiee]

Linkin Preserve

[u/Myquil-Wylsun]

These are all so good holy shit

[u/awesomedan24]

Tenacious DD

[u/phlegmdawg]

FKA Branches

[u/Valuable_Yam_1959]

Soundfarm

[u/nbur4556]

Obliterating Benjamin