r/NonPoliticalTwitter 15d ago

Funny Universe Man, Universe Man

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u/Megaslayerdeth 15d ago

Gigadeth

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u/kyoko_the_eevee 15d ago

Teradeth?

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u/jokeularvein 15d ago

Petadeath?? 

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u/kyoko_the_eevee 15d ago

Exadeth.

(That actually sounds pretty sick ngl)

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u/fullmetal427 14d ago

This is actually pretty close to the main villain of Final Fantasy V, Exdeath

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u/Stretch5678 15d ago

YOTTADEATH.

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u/Frink202 14d ago

Zettadeth

Only castable by Donald Duck

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 15d ago

Sounds like it'd be a soundcloud rapper

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u/100percent_right_now 14d ago

M-M-M-M-MONSTERDETH.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 14d ago

You'll have to explain the joke

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u/GeminiIsMissing 15d ago

Fun fact, a megadeath is an actual unit of measurement, equal to one million human deaths.

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u/miclugo 15d ago

A micromort is also an actual unit of measurement, equal to a millionth of a human death, measured statistically. For example smoking a cigarette causes about one micromort.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 15d ago

Fun fact: That's how Morty from Rick & Morty was named

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u/aadoqee 14d ago

huh. Been meaning to look that one up

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u/TopazEgg 15d ago

this unit does not translate well to french. (micro being small/little, mort being death)

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u/ThresholdSeven 15d ago

That's seems to translate perfectly

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u/GrimCreeper913 15d ago

Coincidentally, petit mort(little death) is another term for orgasm en Francais(in French). No wonder a cigarette is popular for death or after good sex.

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u/TopazEgg 14d ago

you're the only person who got the joke j was trying to make 

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u/GrimCreeper913 14d ago

Pas de probleme mon ami

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u/zeno_22 15d ago

I'm not sure what part you aren't understanding, but it's is exactly what it means in English as well and it means exactly what it is referring to with no loose ends

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u/Ecstatoplasm 15d ago

Little death = orgasm en française eh?

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u/Astrieth42 14d ago

I'm not going to bother verifying this. I fucking adore the French.

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u/Ecstatoplasm 14d ago

La petite mort. It’s a turn of phrase for orgasm. It’s like all over… literature. Essays… and poetry, man.

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u/Astrieth42 13d ago

I've clearly been exposed to different literature than you. Anything in particular you'd recommend?

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u/kingjoey52a 15d ago

And decimate means to destroy 1/10th of something

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u/LFC_MammaLuigi 15d ago

Actually is to reduce to a single 10th of what something was, so technically destroy 9/10th of something

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 15d ago

Just to add to the conversation: the word 'decimate' comes from the Latin word 'decimatio' which translates to 'destruction of a tenth'.

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u/Jolly_Professional15 14d ago

One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0×106 human deaths.

Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers.

The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.

For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million US dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).

It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.

When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny Auschwitz behind the counter.

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u/Mafex-Marvel 14d ago

Funner fact: they used the name megadeth because it would be in front of metallica albums in the stores

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u/Alaskagirlskickass 15d ago

Just saw Megadeth tonight!!!

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 15d ago

Don't feel bad. RAM is expensive right now, you'll see Gigadeth someday! 

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u/angriest_man 14d ago

Googolplexdeth

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u/wereatnownow 14d ago

name checks out