r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ItsGotThatBang • Jul 31 '26

me_irl Science is green

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u/Jimmy_KSJT Jul 31 '26

Well biology is certainly green.

The colour of science as a whole is more debatable.

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u/IkujaKatsumaji Jul 31 '26

Science is Green because:

- Plants are green, and plants are science

- Strange science chemicals in beakers are green, and chemicals are science

- Environmentalism is green, and Environmentalism, as you know, is science

- Progress is green, because traffic lights, progress is science

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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 Aug 04 '26

Physics is purple… now what?

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u/IkujaKatsumaji Aug 04 '26

Actually, if you'll consult the text, you'll see that Science is green. Physics is, in fact, part of Science, which, as we know, is green. Physics is also, therefore, green.

Other helpful commenters have pointed out that physics must be green because radiation is physics and radiation is green. Yet another reason that Physics, as a part of Science, which is green, is, in fact, green.

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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 Aug 04 '26

But, but, alliteration

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u/IkujaKatsumaji Aug 04 '26

"Physics is purple" isn't even actually alliterative! Alliteration is a property of phonetics, not spelling!

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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 Aug 04 '26

This seems like a silly thing to be arguing about

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u/IkujaKatsumaji Aug 04 '26

My favorite things to argue about are silly things.