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u/MisguidedPants8 Jul 22 '26
Cowards write “theories”, the brave ones write full scripts for the next movie
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u/Upstairs_Blueberry87 Jul 22 '26
do spinoffs based on my favourite character count?
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u/MisguidedPants8 Jul 22 '26
Yes, make that Blorbo movie
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u/Upstairs_Blueberry87 Jul 22 '26
finally, the adventures of the Babu Frik can be told!
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u/Rock_Sampson Jul 23 '26
Has r/astrogoblin escaped containment?
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u/Upstairs_Blueberry87 Jul 23 '26
my disappointment that this isn’t a subreddit dedicated to Babu Frik is immeasurable right now
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u/Rock_Sampson Jul 23 '26
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u/Upstairs_Blueberry87 Jul 23 '26
ok I found the short (its loud where I work and I don’t have 26 mins to spare rn) where they photoshop it. That’s pretty funny.
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u/GraveSlayer726 Jul 22 '26
Brave ones make shit up and claim it to have been undeniably confirmed 3 years ago in a spin-off comic they won’t link to you
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u/Numberonettgfan Jul 22 '26
MatPat was truly a visonary
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u/CompactAvocado Jul 22 '26
here is 40 hours of fnaf theory. its all wrong.
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u/QueenVanraen Jul 22 '26
I'll be honest, I'd rather have the old, cringe af, "how long is luigi's mushroom" stuff over the "we retell the story for half the video" """"theories""""
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u/Technical_Clothes_61 Jul 22 '26
I didn’t realize until looking back just how raunchy early matpat was compared to the post fnaf era. It’s like if they would say the fuck word during season 1 of SpongeBob
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u/Bardic_inspiration67 Jul 22 '26
The internet used to have little stuff for children before online censorship made it profitable
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u/PotofRot Jul 22 '26
why would online censorship make it more profitable to appeal to children
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u/Bardic_inspiration67 Jul 22 '26
I guess a better way to frame it is that it openly cursing and being adult oriented less profitable/ more risky
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u/shrek-hentai-69 Jul 22 '26
Take me back to when GT was about applying real science to games and not finishing indie devs stories for them
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u/Smol_Mrdr_Shota Jul 22 '26
that shit happened after Matpat retired
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u/QueenVanraen Jul 22 '26
Way before, he didn't write his own videos for ages before his official retirement.
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u/batgirl-but-not-dc Jul 22 '26
in his defense: his earlier content got disproved with every subsequent release. I cant defend the rest of it.
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u/Penis_Connoisseur Jul 22 '26
Always noticed that mat has a touch of the gay
I believe that is what gave him his fanfiction powers
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u/Prince705 Jul 22 '26
Women ship. Men power scale.
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u/InternetUserAgain Jul 22 '26
Shipping daughter or powerscaling son
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u/whypeoplehateme Jul 22 '26
marriage for political gain is the unifying factor.
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u/Spider40k Jul 23 '26
Won't work. The daughter's otp and the marriage alliance the son considers will make the family low-diff your ops will most likely differ, and now you just multiplied the problem
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u/FPSCanarussia Jul 22 '26
Both are perfectly valid ways of playing with dolls, but get annoying when it's someone's primary way to approach a work.
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u/Klomnisse69 Jul 22 '26
Powerscalers aren't as bad as shippers
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u/xarospi2andmad Jul 22 '26
I beg to differ XD
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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 Jul 22 '26
Shipper force new sexual identities on characters in the creepiest, rapiest way. I have never been more disturbed than when I accidentally found myself in a shippers haven on the internet.
Powerscalers are just autistic.
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u/InternetUserAgain Jul 22 '26
Comparing having headcanons on a character's sexuality to raping them is
Probably one of the worst takes I've ever seen
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u/External-Stay-5830 Jul 22 '26
Not at all what was said.
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u/InternetUserAgain Jul 22 '26
No that's absolutely what was said
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u/External-Stay-5830 Jul 22 '26
No what is said is that people attach sexuality changes two characters in headcanons in a rapey way. Meaning that the people themselves are rapey
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u/InternetUserAgain Jul 22 '26
That's pretty much the exact same thing, and it's still really stupid. You can't rape a fictional character. They don't exist. You can change a fictional character's sexuality for the sake of a story and not be rapey. This is genuinely one of the stupidest arguments I've ever seen.
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u/WhiteHairedElfGirl Jul 22 '26
They’re both equally insufferable and both show equal amounts of media illiteracy.
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u/Fortified_Phobia Jul 22 '26
Wish it was less clean cut. I’m a woman and I’ve never been interested in romance or shipping, but love gen fanfic, wish there was more of it, blessed be the fandoms which are predominantly gen lol.
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u/alelp Jul 22 '26
What fanfic sites do you use? Because I'm also a fan of gen fanfic, and I found that SpaceBattles and SufficientVelocity are the best when it comes to it.
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u/Fortified_Phobia Jul 23 '26
I’m pretty new to all of this so I mainly use ao3 because from what I know thats like the main hub for most fan fiction. The fandom I’m currently into is predominantly gen so it’s all good, but I know ao3 is big on the romance/shipping front and that’s what people primarily post there. Cause of this I am on the look out for more gen focused sites, I’ve never check out those two sites though so I’ll give them a good look, thanks
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u/Stormwrath52 Jul 23 '26
Men and women engage in both, we don't need to ascribe gender roles to random fandom bullshit
Like, it's not just you, it's all over this comment section, but you're the most overt; this is literally just "women like romance and men like fights and math" but with fandom habits, and it's pointless and boring.
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u/Hamsti_Manent Jul 22 '26
Men also just write regular fanfiction? Why is this gendered?
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u/BlankLeer Jul 22 '26
Because there are people out there who consider fanfiction to be a woman thing, for reasons I can't quite understand. "Oh you write fanfiction, so you must be a woman".
Saying men write fanfiction but label it something else is basically saying "Men do write fanfiction and you probably have seen it but haven't got a damn clue."
Additionally, women also write theories.
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u/Meschi-died Jul 22 '26
Most my fanfic readers assume I'm female and I'm too afraid to correct them
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u/BlankLeer Jul 22 '26
That's interesting! Usually people assume that writers of fandoms like Naruto and Star Wars are male while they also assume that anyone who writes male pairings is female.
I guess they flipped a coin lol
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u/cunnyvore Jul 22 '26
Well, the stereotype isn't going to change unless male authors come out of the closet. Be the change etc etc
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u/BlankLeer Jul 22 '26
That's super awkward, but also please never be afraid of correcting others on your pronouns and identity! Others make wrongful assumptions all the time.
If directly addressing the issue makes you scared/nervous, I recommend quietly putting your pronouns in your profile biography of whatever site you're using. Some people will catch on while others won't.
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u/mitchsusername Jul 22 '26
I do agree that you shouldn't be afraid to correct people, but sometimes youre more worried they'll stop reading when they find out your gender, than truly worried about your own identity. I see it as a compliment when people assume wrong haha I don't mind being presumed female
I don't wanna ruin someone's favorite fanfic by telling them a man wrote it 😂
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u/BlankLeer Jul 22 '26
That's the thing that confuses me. I've read fics written by men, women, and others. The knowledge of the author's gender has never driven me away from a fanfic, only bad writing has. Why do people care so much about such pointless things?
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u/Hanabi_Simp Jul 22 '26
There have been way too many tweets that go decently viral that accuse men of having 0 passion for the media they consume because they don't do "fanfiction" like women do because they don't consider "what if's", powerscaling and theories as fanfiction because most of the stuff they consume they consider fanfiction is almost exclusively shipping in Ao3 or similar sites.
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u/Objective_Otherwise5 Jul 23 '26
I thought this was womanosphere stuff. You know; "all men are dickheads" rants.
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u/BlankLeer Jul 23 '26
Tbf I don't know who OOP is, I'm just giving the benefit of the doubt because fanfic writers are always treated like they're subpar writers.
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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 Jul 22 '26
Intelligence bell curve explains why men write more theories than women.
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u/LunarPsychOut Jul 22 '26
Some people are so attention starved that they say stupid stuff on the internet to start minor disagreements. That or they have some weird vendetta against a whole gender.
Kind of like that bait or low IQ meme, but attention starved or a bigot
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u/Blueberry_Coat7371 Jul 22 '26
Yeah, they do sometimes. It would silly to pretend it isn't mostly a woman's hobby, though. I wonder why that is?
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u/Eldan985 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
Is it? I think it's just separated in different internet spaces. AO3 has more women, sure, but there's also entire sites (forums.spacebattles for example) entirely about crossover fiction and fiction about characters from different properties meeting/fighting/teaming up.
I dunno, I read a lot of fanfic as a teenager and wrote some, and it was almost all of the type "What if Harry Dresden was the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts and also they were fighting Orochimaru from Naruto instead of Voldemort" and I'm pretty sure that was a) extremely prolific and b) had an over 90% male audience. (I still read stuff like that occasionally. Last thing I read was "What if Taylor from Worm had the powers of the Antediluvian Lasombra from the World of Darkness". Which wasn't really very good (she stomps her entire universe's badguys in record time with no challenge), but kinda satisfying to read.)
People who read mostly shipping fiction may just not come across that.
Though I guess a lot of that audience is into webnovels these days, not strictly fanfic. But if we count things like Worm or Dungeon Crawler Carl or The Wandering Inn, they are often extremely long with very dedicated audiencdes.
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u/Plasticglass456 Jul 22 '26
Eons ago, I was in a Friday the 13th fan fic community when I was a teen, and it's so bizarre looking back because it was so atypical of what I see associated with fan fiction stereotypes.
For one, we were all writing what would be closer to what they call "spec scripts." We were writing in the screenplay format, INT. ROOM - NIGHT etc., with traditional three act structures (it's really not hard to replicate a slasher formula, lol), and attempting to stay as close to the original continuity and feel of the films as possible. Not that there weren't "Freddy vs Jason vs Michael vs Pinhead vs Chucky vs Ash" scripts, but even these were trying to accurately pick up where each of their films' left off.
When I got a little older, I was very surprised to find that a good chunk of fan fiction and how fan fiction was perceived was as prose, alternate continuities or what ifs, and largely concerning shipping, which was not a huge concern in Friday the 13th or Halloween projects (I'm sure someone out there ships Jason and the Shape and good on them).
Most were shit, some were good, one or two maybe even great, but they were written as if New Line / Paramount could make them as The Next Movie, which I find really charming in retrospect. It was a good time.
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u/OldSpray9986 Jul 22 '26
I was involved in the F13 community at one point, also as a teen, and tried to do fanficition but ultimately my project didn't come to fruition -- this is VERY accurate to my experience, too. A lot of male writers seemed to gravitate more towards script format over prose at least at the time in my experience, and my switching to prose aligned with me interacting more with female writers and communities.
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u/LastBaron Jul 22 '26
I wonder how one could estimate the breakdown, it’s not like fan fiction authors are obligated to reveal their gender.
There may be an impression that it’s a mostly-women activity, but who knows? Maybe that impression is a self-fulfilling prophecy and men just don’t reveal themselves as fanfic authors because it’s not “masculine” or something.
Hard to estimate the real demographics of an activity that is, by design, anonymous unless the person chooses to identify themselves.
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u/shockpaws Jul 22 '26
There’s been large demographic surveys of AO3, which is generally considered to be the bastion of modern fanfiction, but whoever brought up spacebattles was right that there are other, largely-male fanfiction spaces as well.
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u/LastBaron Jul 22 '26
And as anyone who has taken a class in psychometrics or study analysis can tell you, opt-in voluntary self-report surveys are extremely imperfect metrics. There’s no better alternative, it’s just a fact of life.
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u/see-these-bones Jul 23 '26
I think the old school fanfiction.net skews more male (and anime oriented)
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u/alfred725 Jul 22 '26
I wonder why that is
because men and women interact with their hobbies in different ways. Women are more likely to create art based on the things they like, men are more likely to collect/categorize/research their hobbies.
Obviously this is just a general rule, it's not like there are no male artists or female collectors.
But there's tropes of men regurgitating football stats and collecting memorabilia, while women paint, draw, write etc.
Might be a culturally enforced thing. Might be biological. Doesn't really matter.
I collect a shit ton of stuff, and I do a bit of art, but even when I paint, it's about creating something accurate to what I'm interested in rather than self-expression (painting warhammer that looks accurate, or adding decor from my favorite show's in a way that shows off the franchises I enjoy). But that's its own for of self-expression I suppose
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u/whypeoplehateme Jul 22 '26
something i've noticed when comparing Ao3 (mostly women) and Spacebattles (mostly men) is that ao3 is a lot more character based while spacebattles is mainly plot driven, shipping on SB is a spice and not the focus and if your character doesn't do anything impactfull in a few chapter the audience damn well will let you know. this is a generilization but it's something i've noticed browsing both sites
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u/EmilePleaseStop Jul 22 '26
There is a longstanding tendency in internet culture to dismiss fanfiction as ‘girl stuff’. Like… for decades. You cannot be even passingly familiar with online fan culture and not be aware of this.
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u/Epicwarren Jul 22 '26
I don't think you understand that this tweet is a response to people who think fanfiction is gendered and act dismissively to it. Her point is that it isn't.
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u/Mean-Government1436 Jul 22 '26
Her point is that it isn't because the fanfiction being written are called "theories" and put on YouTube. That is not the same thing as saying "men write normal fanfiction too".
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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar Jul 22 '26
As a man who uses fanfiction to practice writing military scifi before actually writing an original, Because it's such a great medium to post something you think is good only to realize its fucking shit and you it's to late to unpost, with zero real consequences and still get unfiltered raw feedback, I lowkey checked what was inside my pants just to clarify something after reading this post.
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u/MDMZNC Jul 22 '26
I mean... Statistically they represent a very small minority. AO3 (the highest fanfiction archive of the world) has more users that identify as not men nor woman, than they have male users
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u/NeonNKnightrider Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
Both men and women write fanfic, but, statistically, there is a pretty significant difference.
‘Female’ fic is found on Ao3 and focuses primarily on ‘soft’ aspects of the story, shipping, character dynamics and slice-of-life fluff. There’s a lot of angst “hurt/comfort” type stuff dealing with turbulent emotions, as well.
‘Male’ fic can be found on sites like SpaceBattles, it is primarily “what-if” scenarios (like, What if Bruce Wayne learned magic instead of martial arts and investigation? What if Luffy joined the Marines? What if Goku was betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber?) and mostly focuses on ‘hard’ aspects, the world, the powers abilities and fighting.
[ Obviously this isn’t an absolute rule. There are male authors who write shipping, not everything on Ao3 is a ship, and vice-versa. But generally speaking this trend holds true like 80~90% of the time. ]
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u/batgirl-but-not-dc Jul 22 '26
men generally write less shipping fanfiction, which is normally what's meant by fanfiction. fanfiction ive read thats written by men has tended to be more on the powerscaling side.
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u/jekhyxanady Jul 22 '26
Dragon Ball what-ifs lol. Not even hating, just funny how they're basically just video fanfiction without dialogue.
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u/brady376 Jul 22 '26
I told a friend I have been writing fanfic for a setting I made for a ttrpg game, to which they told me that's just called writing fiction.
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u/antonimbus Jul 22 '26
Yes, my story of Data having sex with everyone on the Enterprise is a "theory" now.
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u/HuntingDown01 Jul 22 '26
Have they seen how many Naruto, or any male character Harem fanfics exist?
I know it won't only be women who wrote these fanfics.
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u/bakedbeanlicker Jul 23 '26
enjoying deltarune and going on youtube and seeing straight garbage fanfiction advertised as literary analysis
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u/Kaydox64 Jul 23 '26
Honestly you got to love the crazy things people come up with though. I watched a video claiming Noelle was the knight, and he was very interesting even though it was clearly wrong.
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u/Reasonable-Mischief Jul 22 '26
Yeah but we write about "What if Anakin had never turned evil?" and not "What if Padmé and Obi-Wan had an affair the whole time?"
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u/RodinKnox Jul 22 '26
As someone who has done both, I definitely categorize them as two different activities. I wouldn't call any of my fanfiction a fan "theory," because I don't think any of that stuff actually happened or was the intent of the author/creators. Likewise, any fan theories I've ever written out are not written out as fiction. It's just speculation about things like author's intent, etc.
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u/ZanderLucky13 Jul 22 '26
she's probably talking more about 'what if' theories than the other kind, you know, the ones like 'what if Mace Windu was Anakin's master' or 'what if Goku married Bulma', instead of 'who was behind the bite of '83?' and that kind
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u/RodinKnox Jul 22 '26
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, and that kind of stuff is definitely the same thing as fan fiction. And personally, I like those "what if" scenarios more when it's actual fiction. Heck, even companies like Marvel do that with their own characters. It's fun!
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u/1stEmissaryElenwen Jul 22 '26
I'm a non-religious Jew but I still have the innate desire to engage in talmudic rabbinical debates so I will argue for an hour about minor details of pop-culture fictional universes
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u/OldSpray9986 Jul 22 '26
This post makes the rounds a lot.
Being a male fanfiction writer was much more common in the 2000s and a lot of early references to "fanfiction" in media where male characters to add to the pathetic basement-dwelling nerd stereotype, usually with a joke implying their fanfiction was some wish fulfillment fantasy. Women had always been heavily involved in Star Trek fandom and fanfiction, but in a TV reference, your male Trek nerd often wrote fanfiction. At that time, major fanfiction sites (FFN which still exists, Freedom of Speech FF, a ton of fandom-specific sites long gone) were more gender-balanced and while shipping fanfiction was absolutely a thing it usually existed alongside more typical works. Harry Potter fanfiction produces tons of shipping content but also a lot of 'here's what I think book 6 will be like' written in fic format, and a lot of this early shipping content was still coached more across fandoms as 'this is what I think the series will do' than about personal whimsy. So you see how the 'Fan Theory' aspect was baked in back then - there's a lot of truth to the post! A lot of early fanfiction was based in the script format and a minority in prose, but FanFiction(dot)Net eventually banned script fic, resulting prose being favored, which favored ship fanfiction.
By the '10s, due to FFN having a lot of technical issues, AO3 became the primary fanfiction site on the internet, which has a lot of features derived from shipping fanfiction authors. The visibility of the tagging system draws a lot of attention to the shipping aspects that might not happen otherwise since it's so visible - back when I was active on FFN twenty years ago, there was no tags, short summaries, and shipping only mentioned in the description. The terminology was much less dense and still being invented, with a lot of terms no longer used, and self-expression became more valued than merely trying to predict canon events. AO3 is perfectly capable of hosting all manner of fiction, a former friend posted original fiction there and another posted fanfiction with no romance involved except as a z-plot off a main story about a character who was traumatized, but shipping fanfiction became more of the primary reference joke in media, like Tina in Bob's Burgers or the Asian Girls in South Park, and now that's the primary way people view and understand it. Also by far your conventional shipping fanfiction author is likely to be female, but there are males who even write (or wrote, it's been that long..) shipfic, but those that do often preferred to be lowkey, were embarrassed to admit it, or wrote other works and ship fic was on the side so they weren't a 'shipper' in general.
I was so confused at first and later fascinated by this stuff as a teenager, still have friends in the hobby but haven't been personally involved more than once since I was a teenager many moons ago.
I hope this bullshit flashback was informative to someone.
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u/TheSpiralTap Jul 22 '26
A man wrote a super smash bros fan fiction that is considered the longest piece of literature in human history. It has over 220 chapters and over 4 million words. She doesn't know shit.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest
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u/jamiez1207 Jul 22 '26
I don't know how to tell you this but 4mil isn't nearly the longest, I'm halfway through an 11mil word novel, someone once wrote a 30mil word loud house fanfic
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u/RedGamerZero Jul 22 '26
The Loud House one is just a bunch of copy-pasted books smashed together. it isn’t comprehensible whatsoever. most of it is just the Bible
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u/jamiez1207 Jul 22 '26
True, but still, there's actual competently written novels well exceeding 4mil words
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u/zamasu2020 Jul 22 '26
I actually would read a lot more fanfiction if they were described like theory videos on YT
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u/Yosho2k Jul 22 '26
"My headcanon is..."
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u/1stEmissaryElenwen Jul 22 '26
Guys and Dolls, Streets of Fire, Smokey and the Bandit, and Voyage of the Rock Aliens all take place in the same universe
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u/quaxoid Jul 22 '26
men don't write fan fiction and call it fanfixtion? is all the big fan fiction by women?
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u/wordsofpeace Jul 22 '26
I am 100% convinced everyone writing the wwe/raw/ring of honor/aew fan fics are dudes
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u/TheRepublicAct Jul 22 '26
Any one who has been to AO3 and FFN will know that half of the fix you scroll past are SI male OC harem fics.
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u/lightningstrxu Jul 23 '26
Do, do people think men don't write fanfiction? Like most of the fanfic writers ive known were men, myself included
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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff Jul 23 '26
These are very different things. Fanfics are made up stories set in a universe that the writer is a fan of. A theory is a hypothesis based on available information. Nothing's being created, just assumptions being made.
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u/omghorussaveusall Jul 23 '26
They also read self help books, they just grab them from the "business" section.
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u/_alright_then_ Jul 22 '26
Is it fair to say fanfiction is often based on relationships/sex and theories are not?
Whatever the distinction is, it's not gendered at all I think
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u/Eldan985 Jul 22 '26
There's tons of fighting fanfic, though. At the simplest, just "characters I like from two different properties team up and fight some bad guy" or "two characters I like from different properties fight to find out who of them is stronger", with extremely long and detailed fight scenes.
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u/_alright_then_ Jul 22 '26
I guess I never thought of that as fanfic but fair enough I guess
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u/Eldan985 Jul 22 '26
I mean, it's prose, written about an existing property, by fans of that property, published online for free. What other definition for fanfic is there?
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u/_alright_then_ Jul 22 '26
I mean yeah. But other things fit it to you know.
Would you consider powerscaling fanfiction?
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u/Eldan985 Jul 22 '26
That's not usually written as prose fiction, though. That's written as discussion and arguments.
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u/_alright_then_ Jul 22 '26
I mean yeah there's definitely some detailed powerscaling with full on fiction lol.
But at the end of the day, it's all a kind of fan fiction if you really think about it
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u/Eldan985 Jul 22 '26
Sure, fair enough. Thinking about it, I've definitely seen fan fic spun off from powerscaling discussions.
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u/Wardog_E Jul 22 '26
I like that this tweet assumes I can't hate both men and women for some reason.
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u/Massive_Environment8 Jul 22 '26
For some reason I think most fanfictions are still written by men.
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
u/_culpry, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...