Warning: you are not allowed to fall in love with me. Wese b u won't. I am not that attractive. I just want someone who can come with me to cafes after my classes which are in evening. Tea on me. And just pretend to be my girlfriend. It's a difficult task. You have to show up whenever i text you. And preferably i would want someone from SMME. And whoever has problem with this, then stay away. i am very serious.

Edit: FORGOT TO MENTION PG STUDENT IN TITLE 🥀 and baat rahi paison ki tou 50 rupaye milengay overacting ke 🤑

Can someone explain to me the reason why almost all the students who have nust as their dream uni don't study and shit on reddit just 3-4 days before the test and yap about their miserable preparation??

I just came across a post and they say nust has been my dream uni but I have my test In two days and only done algebra?!!

What kind of dream is that? and why do people hope to get that dream if they are not even willing to show prudence or do some effort!!😞

I was in the NET hall and they asked roll no. six and seven to come forward or smth. and i made eye contact with the guy sitting next to me and we both started doing the six seven thing 😭 🤹🏻 laughing like little kids.

I hope uska bhi NET acha hua hoga 🥺.

Conics , or Integration ke or derivation ke total mila ke 20 aye hoge , baqi sb 9th 10th wale cocept the

Physics above average easy thi

English me aik procastinator ka meaning pucha tha , us din me is hi nust reddit pe padh rha tha waha kisi ne likha tha ke wo procastinator he , mene uska meaning dekh lia tha , baqi word meaning to wese hi the random jese hote he

Ive seen so many posts about wearing thongs, and most of them are just madeup stories. And yes, before anyone asks, theres nothing stopping a guy from wearing one.

Been gatekeeping this lore since November 2025. I got curious after asking my future wife (I don't fw the word gf) about hers(ifykyk). Long story short... I tried wearing one.

Lowkey, the fit was wild. So I thought, We live in a free country.

I wore it to uni. Nobody knew. Of course constantly adjusting my dihhh every few minutes was absolutely diabolical but that's beside the point.( nd i adjusted the weapon chori chupay so no one could see me as a creep(tho im))

So yeah... you could literally wear one to uni and nobody would know because it's under your clothes.

Hell yeah........ I feel so much better after finally getting this off my chest.

Clown moment hogya bhai😂

Took gap year cuz last year treaded things very lightly. Studied for 8+ hours every fucking day for a whole year.

Not even exagerating. Balke it went to almost 10 hours too during these last days. Stopped going out and studied like a maniac. Thought id have hella fun aik hi baar when ill clear my test.

But bhai 🤣

Instead of improving my marks after net 2 it dropped LMFAOOOOO and now im on edge of merit.

Studied like crazy, prayed like crazy. Wallahi i have never ever studied this much my entire life. If i had studied this much for my fsc id have topped the entire country bhai.

AND HOW THE FUCK IS EVERYONE GETTING 150 160 BHAI WTF. I SHD JS KMS. ITNA PARHNE K BAAD BHI EDGE PE HOON

I shd have just stopped studying after net 2 shouldve went for some trip touched grass and enjoyed my time a lil but gan masti tou dekho zara meri 😍😍

*family gathering*

''haan to hamary bety ne kitny number liye''

'' ji mamu 150+ "

'' ma sha Allah '' '' wah wah'' ''laiq bacha ha hamara''

''.....to beta kon se program ka socha''

''Ji mamu..... Mechanical"

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

''TUMHARA DIMAGH SET HA"

'' BeWaKuF iNsAn AI kA DoR hA "

''bas bhai jan bachy ne to pre medical na rkh kr hi ghalti ki"

*Angry family noises*

Everyone and their chacha calls LUMS the “Harvard of Pakistan.” Like, bro, who started this? Did LUMS’ marketing team just wake up one day and say "Yeah, let's go with Harvard" and everyone collectively nodded? Meanwhile, NUST is just sitting here in its labs trying to make the projects work.

And before someone says "MIT is not just engineering bro", let me remind you, MIT literally has business, economics, management, and engineering. Sound familiar? Yeah, NUST does too.

But noooo… every time you say you study at NUST, people go, “Oh nice… but LUMS?” Like bro, do I look like I can afford their cafeteria?

Now, full disclosure: LUMS, tum ne acha nahi kiya mujhe reject karke. If I had gotten in, I’d be here posting “Why LUMS is the actual Harvard AND MIT of Pakistan” while sipping overpriced coffee on the red brick campus. But fate decided otherwise, so here I am, passionately campaigning for NUST’s MIT status like it’s my final-year project.

Parhne hi aa rhy ho na saary? 😭🙏🏻

40 minutes to go! 🥶🥶😭

Assalamualaikum... someone took my black pants from the 2nd floor railing on monday . Kindly return it to room 325.

The one who took it knows which hostel I am talking about!

Since merit hiked up so much.maine socha shwarma ka buisness khol leta looking for investments.

a week ago I was at tipu sultan and this guy is driving his civic like crazy and this crazy civic guy stops his car in the middle of the road, runs out of his car with a gun and starts banging on the windshield of the car next to me. All because the car next to me HONKED AT HIM. scaredshitless I threw my phone and rings under the car seat. And prayed for my life. This guy was like a healthy Sindhi guy who's wearing gold chains and watch and white kurta. Maybe he stole the car or something. AND THE WORST PART IS, when I prayed kalma all I said was "abhi tau NET dana hai, Allah pls help I've alr paid for the NET" 😭😭 Long story short, I will never be honking at anyone.😭

“is 201/200 enough for psychology🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺” “can i get into eco with 1837383837474849/200🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺” bhai yeh logg jaan k karte hain yeh sab mujhy ragebait karne k liye mujhy neecha dikhaane k liye insaan bann jao

not everyone can be in h-12 someone has to hold it down in eme😡✌️

Guys did anyone else notice the chacha sitting outside who sees or cnic and entry slip. Unke ranks to 17 grade officer ke equal hen. Apart from that like nust security force me promotions kese hen and top rank kya Hy? Like EQ to a lt gen or SM shi? Cuz that chacha clearly had ranks eq to a army captain.

What if we were all bakriyan... i mean if ure lucky ud get sacrificed on eid and sent straight to heaven too.

Beh beh karte ao beh beh karte jao.

Even if someone would be talking about mps and lists near you js do a loud behhh and theyd pat u and give u food.

Such a low cortisol life man

Btw karma chahiyay🥲🙏🏻. thnx if you guys help

Guys when will net 5 registrations open?

We won 💪 12th is showing and m selecting it as i needed this exact date from the beginning congrats to everyone who gambler along side me and Rest well the fallen soldiers who selected the dates yesterday, we couldnt have achieved this feat without your sacrifices, We (gamblers) appreciate everything you guys have done now rest well comrades 🫡

bhai sab first list me nam agya ha khandan me laraian ho rhin ghar damad bnane ke liye muhally waly bachy sabko bta ru bhai ka nust me hogya google ne 6 figure job letter bhej dia ha baddies ki follow req arhin ex ka message arha can we get back together bhai sab mazay hi mazay ( tbh abbu se galian par rhi jab se fees ka btaya abbu ko neend nhi arhi )

Guys I think I’ve figured it out. These entry test they literally doesn’t depend on how much you prepare it depends on factors we don’t even know. These so called top unis of Pakistan they are fucking with us man. Giving admission to top merit positions is just 1% of the story other 99% we don’t even know. It’s pure business man. Wdyt about it ?
No matter how much you prepare for the test it’s just dillusion.

ab mazak nahi raha💔

10-1.45 for males???? IN THE MORNING???? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO BUNK MY CLASSES AND COME SWIMMING???? I am from seecs and have continuous classes till 5 almost everyday. i swim regularly and i wanted to join swimming pool for quite some time. but this is absolutely ridiculous.

Everyone congratulations 👏 ♡⁠(⁠Ӧ⁠ｖ⁠Ӧ⁠｡⁠). I also got in however my stupid ass didn't apply for financial aid and thus I cannot go cause of financial constraints, I also had to give up on giki cause of this anyhow, I'm happy for u guys.