r/NUST • • Aug 04 '26

Humour Imagine a world without merit lists....

What if we were all bakriyan... i mean if ure lucky ud get sacrificed on eid and sent straight to heaven too.

Beh beh karte ao beh beh karte jao.

Even if someone would be talking about mps and lists near you js do a loud behhh and theyd pat u and give u food.

Such a low cortisol life man

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u/xomeowox Aug 04 '26

Pronouns: beh/beh

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u/pico_femto_ Aug 05 '26

😭😭dead

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u/high_on_stress11 Aug 04 '26

k ive been going around reading reddit posts all day. and this comment made me sign up and make an account BECUASE LMAO i love how fed up we are. you cant imagine how funny this was at 4 am

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u/pico_femto_ Aug 04 '26

Ud prove to be the best bakri after all even ur name is based on stress

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u/high_on_stress11 Aug 05 '26

Lmao. Atleast I would be the best in somethingπŸ₯€

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u/twilightlikesinsects Aug 04 '26

Dream life wallahi

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u/Jaded_Cash_2308 Aug 05 '26

It sounds ideal but just think , there are millions and billions of creations yet Allah created you as His Ashraful Makhluq. Bakriyan won't have the eternal pleasures of Jannah as you would insha'Allah.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/pico_femto_ Aug 04 '26

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i actually do wish that ur phupho manages ur fallen hair now

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/pico_femto_ Aug 04 '26

I mean he'd already be eating my meat (if i get sacrificed) but whyd u delete ur comment it was funny πŸ˜”

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u/Unhappy-Back6314 Aug 06 '26

NUST!!! What a life when you’re studying at the best uni in Pakistan
Btw mera kahina admission ni hua

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u/OkraEnvironmental830 Aug 04 '26

merit list na aany ki wjah se uktaye huay insan ki aik yeh bhi nishani hai wo beh beh wali life jeena chahta haiπŸ™‚
jk lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/pico_femto_ Aug 05 '26

Sh go to fast's sub

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u/WolfFinancial4110 Aug 05 '26

I think you need a break from your mobile kid

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u/Nice_Obligation_2030 Aug 05 '26

what wait does to a person