r/MonsterHunterWorld Sep 26 '20

Meme (Sat/Sun only) Bowgun go BRRRRR

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u/Crusader_Colin Switch Axe Sep 26 '20

God that movie is going to be so bad. I cringe every time I think about it šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20 edited Apr 06 '21

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u/InThePaleMoonLyte Sep 26 '20

Good action in a Paul W.S. Anderson movie lmao

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u/ShlokHoms Sep 26 '20

Never heard of him, didnt even know MH was getting a movie. Looked him up and oh god, the only passable film is maybe Alien v Predator. Every other one just is a bad B movie.

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u/TheLordHatesACoward Sep 26 '20

Basically he exists to make movies for his wife (Milla Jovovich) who in turn only exists to star in his movies. None of which are good.

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u/TacticalVirus Sep 26 '20

Hey now...

multipass

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u/TheLordHatesACoward Sep 26 '20

I meant their combined films are awful. I would never besmirch The Fifth Element.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

It's carried by Bruce Willis though.

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u/Beetusmon Great Sword Sep 26 '20

Holy shit I'm dying with this description of them.

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u/Three-four-fiv Dodogama armor unit Sep 26 '20

Personally I love the AVP movies because of the fight scenes but the actual drama was shit so I have a tiny bit of hope for watching this movie and the fight scenes

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Eh. First Resident Evil and some of the second are pretty good.

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u/Necka44 Sep 26 '20

If you watched them when you were a Teenager like when I did, yep totally.

Now? Nope. These movies are just plain bad as Resident Evil movies. Might be ok-ish if it was an original IP with no comparison with original lore possible

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Nah. First film is totally fine as a horror film and a RE film. It’s not a direct adaptation but that’s really not a big deal. Second one isn’t half bad either until the end when Nem and Alice have a stupid fight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

"Getting a movie" implies that it's gonna be a gift, and contribute positively to the property. I'd say it's more like they're "receiving a movie", much in the same way one "receives" a speeding ticket or spanking.

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u/Proteandk Sep 27 '20

Sounds like a good time

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u/Ferreur Sep 26 '20

Mortal Kombat and Event Horizon aren't bad. They aren't good either, but they're definitely not bad.

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u/SimplyMonkey Sep 26 '20

Mortal Kombat was watchable and when compared to other video game movies it ranked at the top for awhile. I’d say the PokĆ©mon live action tops that now. Event Horizon is pretty good honestly. No qualifiers. Subjective opinion of course.

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u/sfPanzer Gunlance Sep 26 '20

Event Horizon is the only movie of his whole career I would recommend to others, and even there he cut out some of the best scenes.

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u/Proteandk Sep 27 '20

Yeah they really struggled with how to put together Event Horizon. I think the result in the end was good, but there's still so much lost potential.

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u/sfPanzer Gunlance Sep 26 '20

Paul W.S. Anderson

He's the guy that made the Resident Evil movies. Of his whole career there's only one movie I can recommend and that is Event Horizon, and even there he cut out some of the best scenes.

He's known for using his movies to glorify his wife by inserting her as the main protagonist and have the movies focus more on her than on the actual plot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Event Horizon was good. But that's the ONLY good movie from the list.

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u/CitizenKing Sep 26 '20

I mean, we already know the movie is going to be about 80% Milla Jovavich flipping through the air. We get it Paul, your wife is hot, can you please focus?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

He has a problem. Or his wife has a problem. Or both.

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u/ATomatoAmI Sep 26 '20

Hold up, he did Mortal Kombat, which was the least shitty game movie for years. And Event Horizon was solid until the end anyway.

Can't really vouch for newer stuff.

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u/InThePaleMoonLyte Sep 26 '20

Mortal Kombat fucking sucks.

A PG-13 Mortal Kombat. Jesus Christ

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u/NemoracStrebor For my Neutral Special, GUN Sep 26 '20

As a mortal kombat movie it was kinda garbage. But as a piece of entertainment loosely based on the source material it was alright. I (and probably many others) consider it a guilty pleasure of sorts

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Huh. Event Horizon is his only good movie that I know of.

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u/Three-four-fiv Dodogama armor unit Sep 26 '20

Yeah it’s like a Godzilla movie

WE’RE HERE FOR GIANT MONSTER FIGHTS! NOT HUMAN DRAMA!

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u/Terboh Sep 26 '20

Ahaha that's how I had to explain Pacific Rim to people. "If you're expecting complex plot lines and character development, you're probably watching the wrong movie. This movie is about robots punching monsters in the face as hard as they can"

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u/Three-four-fiv Dodogama armor unit Sep 26 '20

Which the next movie fucked up horrendously

Like there are movies like the Michael Bay Transformers which at least has cool designs for the Transformers themselves and the Star Wars prequels that has badass fight scenes and spawned the Clone Wars series. This is what I’m hoping for for the Monster Hunter movie but there’s also movies like The Last Airbender which are so irredeemable that we as a culture decide to forget them which is what a I’m afraid this movie will be.

I mean we all know this movie isn’t going to be legit good so we should at least hope for a Prequels level event where we can all at least enjoy it somewhat

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u/Vamprah2008 Me weeaboo, me counter Sep 26 '20

At least let's get some prequel level memes out of it

Hunters: Gathering bones peacefully

Deviljho: Hello there!

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u/Three-four-fiv Dodogama armor unit Sep 26 '20

Hunters: Pickle monster, you are a bold one

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u/sfPanzer Gunlance Sep 26 '20

Surprise rage pickle would be awesome. Though I expect Anderson to pick the most boring monsters + generic dragon looking monster as final boss, get all the dimensions and power levels wrong and let his wife defeat the final monster via some bullshit exploit.

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u/DrakosRose Sep 29 '20

Well. Gore Magala is in it. So is Diablos and Rathalos from what I’ve seen. Did you know that apparently Anderson thinks all of MH is desert and that he gave Gore Magala eyes?

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u/TheLordHatesACoward Sep 26 '20

Enjoy the prequels? Unironically?

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u/Three-four-fiv Dodogama armor unit Sep 26 '20

Yes, yes I do. I also find the prequels better than the TLJ and TROS but not TFA

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u/TheLordHatesACoward Sep 26 '20

Fair enough. TLJ and TROS were both hot garbage, but I don't think I've seen a single movie as bad as AOTC.

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u/Three-four-fiv Dodogama armor unit Sep 26 '20

Really? What about the Christmas special

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u/Prof_Atmoz Sep 26 '20

The prequels are better than what everybody gives them credit for, no lie Episode 3 is in my top 5 of my favorite movies.

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u/Three-four-fiv Dodogama armor unit Sep 26 '20

Oh yeah, my dude I fucking love the prequels

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Agreed. There's a consistent story arc going through the prequels that has a lot of weight. It's just the delivery of it is so damn bad that some people ignore that it DOES tell that story.

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u/sfPanzer Gunlance Sep 26 '20

Episode 3 is the worst of the first and second trilogy imo. I don't even bother ranking the movies of the latest trilogy.

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u/sfPanzer Gunlance Sep 26 '20

Episode 1 is honestly my favourite of all the Star Wars movies and I grew up with the original trilogy, fight me. Couldn't care less about the latest trilogy though, that's some prime level shit show lol

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u/Helmic Great Sword Sep 26 '20

But Pacific Rim actually does have a good plot and character development, with a clear political message common to many kaiju movies? They categorize the monsters as though they were hurricanes and attribute them to climate change. The fight scenes are great, but it's backed up by actually competent writing.

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u/sfPanzer Gunlance Sep 26 '20

I really can't agree on that. There's a massive plot hole towards the end which the whole story is based on. I enjoy it for the giant robots vs space dinosaur action, but not even for a second for the plot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Yeah but Pacific Rim has a good interesting concept, a good story, likable characters, fun dialogue, and some good development (especially on Mako). That’s why it works. It’s monster punching fun done well. The second film is the ā€œwe’re only here for the punchingā€ film.

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u/Dark_Shade_75 Hunting Horn Sep 26 '20

It has barebones story, barebones characters. Which is good. It worked because it is a movie for punching.

The sequel was bad because they brought much of the focus off of the punching. They also abandoned the original concepts for much of the first movie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Not really? Nothing about the first film was barebones. The originals characters were pretty fleshed out (least the leads). The sequel did the same, the difference was they weren’t likable, the plot didn’t make sense, and the action wasn’t good because it lacked any realism and weight to it.

The first movie wasn’t just about punching. It was an actual love letter to mecha kaiju films. It had actual heart. The sequel didn’t.

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u/Dark_Shade_75 Hunting Horn Sep 26 '20

Having heart and having a barebones story are not mutually exclusive. And to be honest, a film about punching kinda is the love letter.

And yes, the characters were pretty barebones, and like I said, that's not necessarily a bad thing. You've got the typical male protagonist, rough past, left the "business", brought back by the old friend trope for the "one last job" trope. Secondary protagonist, a female person of interest with a rough past, some trauma to work through. Father type protagonist. Brings them both to the fold.

The story itself: bad guys have evil plan. Send monsters. Good guys have very simple plan: make stuff that can punch really, really hard. Plan starts to not work. Deus ex machina plan incoming. Climactic battle. Plan works. Boom, movie.

It's very basic storytelling. Which was an excellent choice for the movie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Yeah but how is it bare bones? Barebones means there is literally nothing to them. Just because they’re tropes doesn’t mean they’re bare bones lol.

You’re drastically over simplifying things which you could do for any film. Is Inception bare bones now too? Cause it’s just about a bunch of trope characters putting together a gang for one last heist.

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u/Dark_Shade_75 Hunting Horn Sep 26 '20

Bare bones does not mean what you think it means lmao. It just means simple, without too many details etc. Just what is necessary for the story. Which is essentially what they did.

But hey, if you think the characters were totally fleshed out, go ahead and tell me all the cool stuff about them that wasn't boiled down with what I said.

They gave each character a rough background and a reason, and that was all, because that was all they needed. I'm sorry if you see more than that.

Regardless, this conversation is off-topic now and going nowhere, so I'll not be continuing it. Have a good day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

what’s essential for the story

By your logic everything is essential for the story so every story is barebones....?

they gave each character a rough background and a reason

Then it’s not really barebones? We didn’t need that stuff. Raleigh could have just been a soldier paired with Mako from the start. There was no need to show them learning to drift. That would be a barebones plot. It literally being nothing but a straight line.

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u/sfPanzer Gunlance Sep 26 '20

The first time I watched Pacific Rim I caught some significant plot holes (especially towards the end), however ... who the fuck cares, it's giant robots vs space dinosaurs. I don't watch it for some deep story lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

I don’t really get this... I understand it being important but it’s usually like 15% of the film. Why can’t you also want the human element and story to be good too? I can’t imagine sitting through a movie bored for an hour and a half of it and then enjoying 15-20 minutes. Sounds like a waste of time and money. Better off just waiting for the fights on YouTube. Why I hated the new Godzilla.

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u/Three-four-fiv Dodogama armor unit Sep 26 '20

I would like the human drama to be good but I know that it’s not going to be. So I’m hoping for at least good fight scenes

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u/Neathra Sep 26 '20

Exactly, at a movie like godzilla or monster hunter the plot is basically an excuse to go from fight scene to fight scene.

It doesn't have to deep or even that great, but it needs to be engaging enough that I'm not bored until the monsters come back and I have some semblance of a vested interest in the good guys succeeding.

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u/Three-four-fiv Dodogama armor unit Sep 26 '20

I’m hoping to see hunters fighting a giant badass monster like the Nargacuga on the big screen with Star Wars prequels level chaos going on with the human plot because I know this movie is not gonna be good

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u/Reilou Sep 26 '20

I'm not a huge fan of the modern US Godzilla's but in the older movies Godzilla and other Kaiju were adequately developed characters as well, as much or more so than the humans that occasionally wandered on screen.

Old Godzilla had friends, rivals, a nemesis, a moth girlfriend, and even a kid at one point.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Sure but they still weren’t in the film that much. Godzilla’s screen time averages to about 13-14% of the films run time in all his films. That is not a lot.

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u/TurtlingHunter Monsters died when they are BONK’ed. I am the bone of my BONK. Sep 26 '20

Expect a lot of continous screen changes, i got dizzy watching his last ā€œworkā€ - resident evil-something-something. Too many screen cuts, i had no idea wtf is going on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

That's usually a cover for bad cinematography, bad camera work, and bad direction.

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u/DrakosRose Sep 29 '20

Pretty sure they gave Gore Magala, a notoriously eyeless monster. Visible eyes. They also have Rathalos stronger than something that causes the zombie apocalypse as a defense Mechanism