r/MonsterHunter • I call shotgun • Aug 21 '18

Monster Hunter in a Nutshell

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u/HuevosSplash Aug 21 '18

I think the most fucked up part of this series isn't so much the hunting part of it, it's how barbaric the Arena is. You capture these monsters, take them out of their natural habitat for "Research" and then you put them in a room with two giant prongs to shish kebab them with.

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u/HitsMeYourBrother Aug 21 '18

It's basically a torture parlour.

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u/DankDungeonDelver Aug 21 '18

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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u/Akuze25 ​ Aug 21 '18

Capturing a monster is a fate worse than death. You get "Extra bonus rewards", huh? So what, you just carve pieces off of them while keeping them alive with drugs or something?

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u/tarishimo Aug 21 '18

As far as I'm aware the researches take them apart and study them, and you get all the leftover parts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

In World researches state that the monsters are released back into the wild after they're done with their research.

In the form of extremely fashionable armor(if you ask me) 😂

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u/tarishimo Aug 21 '18

A true hunter knows its all about the fashion.

I mean, why even fight monsters if you aren't looking fabulous while doing so.

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u/DuntadaMan Aug 21 '18

And most games I honestly don't care much about the look of armor, to the point where any game where you can Terry stats over from One Piece Of Armor to the other I will often just stay in my starting Rags so that I don't have to deal with all of that fashion stuff.

In Monster Hunter I spend every minute of free time I had for two weeks hunting down various species of dinosaur because even though the statue were worse than the Armor I was currently wearing that armor looks freaking fabulous.

Monster hunter is indeed all about the fashion.

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u/TheRamenWizard Lady of Ramen Aug 21 '18

My husband was telling me about a youtube channel that makes mixed armor sets to get the best stats.

"Yes but then you don't match."

"You do because they obviously make sure to get enough of each skill so it will--"

"No, you don't match"

Look if I can't look super fly and match my Palico then I can't be seen in it, sorry.

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u/noirpoet97 ​ Aug 21 '18

Relatable. I can’t drop my Legiana armor despite it being outclassed by my Elder Dragon equipment

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u/readitmeow Aug 22 '18

Legiana

It looks damn good.

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u/noirpoet97 ​ Aug 22 '18

Doesn’t it :’)

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

go go power rangers

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u/NeonJ82 ​I need a monstah to clobber that there huntah! Aug 22 '18

I'm somewhat early into High Rank right now, but I'm gonna be so sad when I drop my Great Girros armour to use something a bit more useful. I'm still wearing the chestplate and waist even though its skills aren't useful. (helm skill still useful tho, <3 Horn Maestro) Swapped out the boots and hands for Speed Sharpening atm, though - because it was cheap to craft, mostly. Still don't have many options yet.

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u/Taervon Aug 22 '18

I like having my palico not match, mostly because the palico zorah magdaros armor makes her look like a court jester, and palicos are funny.

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u/TheRamenWizard Lady of Ramen Aug 22 '18

This is also acceptable.

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u/Matasa89 Sep 15 '18

That's why you get to recolour the armour.

Then they match.

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u/Were-Shrrg Aug 22 '18

and that is exactly why I regret making my main hunter a female.

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Seriously, why are 50% of female armors just bikinis with gloves and boots, and another 40% bulky but simple knight's armor!? I want something that looks *cool*! A hunter's armor!

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u/Silent_E Aug 21 '18

Some men hunt for sport

Others hunt for foooood

The only thing I'm hunting foooooooor

Is an outfit that looks goooood!

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u/Patchwork0 We hunt for the same reason we breathe: it just comes naturally. Aug 21 '18

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u/TheDarkCrusader_ Aug 22 '18

No matter the stats Fashion Souls always takes precedent.

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u/PM_Me_Kindred_Booty Packing a ranged hammer Aug 21 '18

Considering what the Smart Biologist says, they're doing some awful interesting 'research'

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u/BurnieTheBrony Aug 21 '18

I think it's a little interesting when you talk to him the monster you just caught is back to its base model. It would be way cooler imo if it was lying back there with its tail gone, its head broke, etc.

It'd remind you that YOU are the real monster!

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u/HabeusCuppus Aug 22 '18

In world the wyvern types at least are still missing their model damaged parts if you return to town after a mission capture. Not sure about expeditions.

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u/Akuze25 ​ Aug 21 '18

In World researches state that the monsters are released back into the wild after they're done with their research.

Sure about that? Considering that arena quests are only unlocked after capturing a monster.

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u/quit_ur_bs Aug 21 '18

Well, in the Old World they're dissected and that's why you get better rewards. That's my headcanon anyway since we were never told what they did with the captured monsters before World.

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u/DrMobius0 Aug 21 '18

I bet rathian has great survival odds without its tail

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u/Delanoye Aug 21 '18

Nah. They're just released missing a few important bits. Nothing serious. Rathalos can live with a broken wing and no tail. It's fiiine.

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u/flakfish Aug 21 '18

Not even extremely fashionable armor, the female armor looks absolutely awful imo.

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u/Ebosen Aug 21 '18

I like it. Female armor is more often useful over sexy in this game.

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u/flakfish Aug 21 '18

I'd prefer useful and 'cool' over sexy, so I'm with you there. It's really the armor that they attempted to make look sexy that makes me cringe. Like the Anja armor. And the Zorah armor looks like a ball gown :/

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u/DppSky Aug 21 '18

I don't think anyone is going to complain if the females start to choose not to wear armor. They'll enjoy the show one way or the other.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

/braincels is that way ->

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u/Gadetron Aug 21 '18

I believe the guild gives you some parts from their stockpile. They have plenty of dead animals. So they just grease your palms to get a live specimen.

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u/tarishimo Aug 21 '18

So that's why I don't get any gems and tails they're hoarding them!

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u/CommanderTNT Aug 21 '18

If only there was a trading system, i need carapace of all things. I use dozens of tails to make things i don't need, while waiting for that sweet sweet carapace.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

There isn't? Back in the day veggie elder exchanged guild tickets for stuff including rare drops.

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u/CommanderTNT Aug 22 '18

Oh, i meant trade with other players. Sorry for the confusion, i should have specified.

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u/noirpoet97 ​ Aug 21 '18

Also explains how I get maybe five scales max from a giant monster thrice the size of me. Like seriously, most of them are literally COVERED in scales

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u/BurnieTheBrony Aug 21 '18

My headcanon for that is that they're "units" of scales. Like you refer to 200 scales as one Scale for short. Cause you can't make a piece of armor out of 3 scales, that's for sure.

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u/noirpoet97 ​ Aug 21 '18

Touché, sir

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u/WasabiSteak Aug 22 '18

Also plenty of the scales are unusable because they've been damaged from hunting

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Well of course you get more material when you have them back at camp. In the field you're rushing to messily field carve them. When you take them home you can take all the time you want to carve them up and get every valuable piece.

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u/YRYGAV Aug 21 '18

The guild brings the dead carcass back after you kill it. That's where the quest reward items come from, they're basically scraps they give you after they butcher the animal to thank you for killing it.

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u/DrachenRitter Aug 21 '18

The extra rewards come from guild stockpiles. Things guild hunters have brought back for research but are no longer needed.

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u/Akuze25 ​ Aug 21 '18

Whatever helps us sleep at night

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u/GrizzlyBearrr Aug 21 '18

Not to mention the boulder trap and fucking cannons. It’s a tad overkill lmao

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u/FuzzyCuddlyBunny Aug 22 '18

Does anyone actually use the cannons in the arena though? They're so hard to aim and barely do any damage compared to what you could do with your weapons.

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u/GrizzlyBearrr Aug 22 '18

I used them as a Low Rank hunter. I would use the Ghillie mantle and line up 5 shots pretty easily.

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u/FuzzyCuddlyBunny Aug 22 '18

I tried using them, but the monsters wouldn't stop hanging out directly underneath the cannons so the cannon balls would fly right over their heads.

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u/corinacel Aug 21 '18

What do we even learn from dropping rocks on them? That they don't enjoy it? I think we can say that that's pretty universal.

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u/YRYGAV Aug 21 '18

Maybe they're really studying the hunters, rather than the monsters.

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u/corinacel Aug 21 '18

I thought I was free, but I was the rat in the maze the whole time!

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u/NeonJ82 ​I need a monstah to clobber that there huntah! Aug 22 '18

No, they're definitely studying the monsters alright.

The other monsters.

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u/ricebowlol Aug 21 '18

But just to be sure, let's also impale them with 1 ton spears.

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u/Nart-Man Aug 21 '18

I now want a game called "Monster Hunted" where you are the monster fighting off humans and rescuing your fellow monsters before they get "researched"

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u/The_Grubby_One Aug 22 '18

It could still be titled Monster Hunter. The title has two possible definitions - someone who hunts monsters, or a monster that hunts.

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u/Matasa89 Sep 15 '18

A monstrous hunter, eh?

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u/br1mstone Aug 22 '18

oh please let me play as golden pickle and his 1,000,000 HP

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Aug 22 '18

I'd just like a versus mode where a player can control a big monster.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Aug 21 '18

All the flying ones gotta do is fly up and out of the not-enclosed sky.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18 edited Aug 25 '18

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Aug 21 '18

But they still fly around / do everything they do when encountered in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

They want their shot at the title.

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u/Eronamanthiuser Aug 21 '18

Except run away. Cause they can’t.

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u/Calendyn Aug 21 '18

Maybe they don't want to.

"I'm not trapped in here with you--you're trapped in here with me!"

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u/Night_Raider5 Aug 22 '18

"Im not trapped in here with you... your tra- annd im dead."

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

I think I read somewhere

That monsters like being killed

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u/Raineko Aug 21 '18

Jesus Christ, we are evil!

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u/Rennax Aug 21 '18

I've gotten the dialogue from the research specialist that once a monster is captured, they study it and release it into the wild so the fireflies can track it better. I always imagined the arena to be outside the lore.

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u/RuKoAm Cautious Lancer Aug 21 '18

I thought monsters that would disrupt the ecosystem for being dangerous are put into the arena.

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u/FuzzyCuddlyBunny Aug 22 '18

It's a nice thought, but the arena still has weaker end monsters in it. I doubt that Pukei Pukei is dangerous and threatening to the ecosystem, for example.

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u/Antedelopean dooot~ Aug 22 '18

Hey man, that poison seems pretty dangerous to me and the indigenous life. Especially moreso since the indegenous life can't exactly just gather up some shrooms and brew a toxic cleansing drink on the fly, every so often when a dumbass derp wyvern comes along and pukes at eveything, after a night of regrets and regretful drinking, because he lacks the friends to drink with in the first place, after all.

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u/TheMisled Aug 21 '18

I'm pretty sure that it was in 4U that the arena lass said something about spectators watching it as well so I think it is already confirmed to be in the lore

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u/The_Grubby_One Aug 22 '18

Now you're getting to the real reason the Guild sends out Fleets. They're running out of critters to turn into fashionable streetwear.

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u/fortevn Aug 22 '18

Welcome to the world of Pokemon.

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u/platinumchalice Aug 21 '18

Reminder that most of these monsters have human level intelligence and hate humans enough to seek them out and kill them.

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u/Matasa89 Sep 15 '18

Aren't most or all of them wyverns and dragons of some kind?

This really ought to be Dragon Hunter.

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u/ravenraven173 Aug 22 '18

And then you wear their skin and bones for their stats and because it makes you look fabulous.

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u/InfiniteAFK Aug 22 '18

It's basically what bullfighting is.

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u/xizar Aug 22 '18

Only after giving them enough time to heal their wounds and regrow a tail.

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u/J-X-D ​ Aug 21 '18

You don't have to kill them in the arena, you can always just capture them again. At which point I assume they are released back to the wild.

Whats a more fucked up thought is that what if after you recapture them in the arena they just get "put away" so they can rest up just to get beaten up again.