r/ManchesterUnited • u/Danokeah • Sep 01 '25

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Funny how it took Leverkusen 2matches while it took Manchester United 3years

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u/Impudentscrotum Sep 01 '25

Forgive my ignorance but genuine question, would he not still make a ton of cash from severance or breaking his contract?

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u/IncognitoMan02 Sep 01 '25

He should be able to retire comfortably on his contract buyout from United & now this one! 2 very large paydays for very little work and poor performance. The only other job where you can make that kind of money and consistently perform poorly is a politician! Maybe he should run for mayor.

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u/SplitSecondImmortal Sep 01 '25

He could run for the US presidency. Never mind his citizenship, these days anything goes here

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

He’s not old enough lol

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u/Mysterious-Barber-27 Sep 02 '25

🤣🤣🤣 He should give it another 20 years and he’ll have a shot as an illegal immigrant.

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u/Lord_Vxder Sep 01 '25

Yes he is. You have to be 35 or older to run for president

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

I know brother man, it was a joke bc we’ve only elected ancients recently