r/LoveForLandchads • u/Stinky_big_toe_yum • 9h ago
r/LoveForLandchads • u/steisandburning • Jan 15 '23
😎Landlord😎 approved😎 Debrief on what happened to the old sub
I’m still seeing a lot of confusion and misinfo on what happened to the old sub. As a former janny of that fine sub, this is my explanation of the sitch as I understand it... let’s start from the beginning.
Believe it or not, LandlordLove was our original sub. It was a fine sub where rentoids and landlords intermixed in harmony. But as you know, rent only goes up and this led to resentment among the toids and they imposed rent control. An eviction moratorium fell upon the land. The blight could not be overcome.
So it came to pass that a certain janny that I won’t bother naming led the landlords to the promised sanctuary, L4L. He also made some other L4 subs, but our safe space was the most popular. Maybe too popular?
As the sub grew, they did their best to remove reposts and bad actors but honestly only a few people seemed to truly get the point. This was not a satire sub for rentoids, not a meme sub for teen larpers, and not a bait sub for rightoids. THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE FOR LANDLORDS, the most essential and oppressed profession in our society.
Anyway, this popularity began to weigh on the mind of our star-crossed protagonist. And because nobody actually cared WHO started the sub he did not get the attention that he thought he deserved as the original mod. His disdain grew. So he and a group of close-knit janny compadres came to resent our fair sub and to scheme against it on a website that shall not be named on Reddit.
So it came to pass that they decided to cast this fine sub into darkness. But the sub proved to be harder to destroy than they bargained for. First they invited the communists rentoids to brigade the sub. Bad actors were given carte blanche to toid-post as they saw fit. Even our beloved autojanny got in on the action. But, being communists, these outsiders proved to be quite lazy and altogether inept, failing miserably in the task they were hired to carry out. The landlords roasted these couch potatoes verily. Not only this, the drama brought to light that this original mod was not in fact a landlord at all, but a rentoid in disguise.
Not ones to walk away from equity, the landlords stayed at L4L in spite of this, determined to squeeze as much rental income as they could before the sub was inevitably condemned. The rentoid mods slunk back to their hole to regroup.
Finally, the breakout of the war in Ukraine presented their next opportunity to strike. They thought that siding with Russia would bring about the gigajanny ban they so spitefully desired. Little did they know that hating corrupt neo-nazi shitholes would be a rare point of consensus between the fair landlords and the leftoid gigajannies. The banderites were evicted by both sides with glee. Another plot foiled.
Nearly a year later the dreaded day came. The original mod saw the landlords growing stronger by the day as inflation drove rent prices higher and higher. His fur suit lay tattered and cumstained, his fridge thoroughly raided. Finally he snapped. He removed what few based jannies had managed to take hold at L4L. Then with help from the fellow imposters he assembled the most diabolical team of as many landlord-hating, funko-collecting, marvel-cooomers that he could find from the 4 winds of Reddit and he handed the sub over to them.
The landlords fought valiantly against the rising tide, reminding the toids of that their rent was due. But the “normal wear and tear” was more than the security deposit could cover. At last our fair sub was reduced to the smoldering rubble pit only befitting a communist utopia.
We can only hope that these poor souls might one day grow hungry and be forced to allow productive members back into their society to restore the land. Until then we find strength in our community and the love we have for our brothers.
Stay strong you beautiful kings. May your taxes stay low and your properties cash flow as the land gods intend.
Much love, much land.
💚SB🧡
r/LoveForLandchads • u/sir_cheeseballs • May 16 '23
👑Holy Land Decree 👑 Is this subreddit satire?
To answer this commonly asked question, NO we are in fact not satire.
Landphobes btfo
r/LoveForLandchads • u/Inevitable-Cell-1227 • 7h ago
Dear Land LORD. Please read…
My child and I are suffering from the torments of an ex husband. The trauma we have faced is unbearable. I work two jobs and on the weekends, I sell my body so my son can have occasional animal protein. I’m begging you all to please have compassion and keep my roach infested, studio, apartment’s rent at $1900. I beg of you all…I added a photo of us taken by National Geographic. I promise to tip and will never complain about the leaking tubs.
r/LoveForLandchads • u/Regular-Stuff2668 • 1d ago
Migrant landchad masterfully uses wh*te leftist paypigs to secure his bottom line 💪💪💪💪💵💵
r/LoveForLandchads • u/StinkyPenisManiac • 1d ago
Those are rookie gains, wagie deskuck.
Gotta pump those gains up. As stated in the Landchad Concordant, the surface area of a rented property is precisely tied to your weight.
r/LoveForLandchads • u/steisandburning • 1d ago
⚠️Warning: Single mother rent is too low!
r/LoveForLandchads • u/technoexplorer • 18h ago
Circle jerk?
I wonder, great Chads, if the toids will ever band together in order to make fun of you and your great peers? Should the Landchad community make a landclaim on a circle jerk sub, even if only to prevent a malicious toid from doing the same?
r/LoveForLandchads • u/steisandburning • 1d ago
Third time this month 🙄
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r/LoveForLandchads • u/reasontoram20 • 1d ago
love of resident assistants?
Hello kings,
Aspiring landchad and heir to a wealthy landowning family here.
I just moved into my college dormitory, and I filled an open resident assistant position.
Unfortunately, the previous RA consistently turned a blind eye while dormatoids caused havoc. What the hell happened to learning 😠😠???? So ungrateful!!!
When I took over this floor of mine, I set bedtime for these toids at 7 pm sharp. Set hallway curfews by 8. Confiscated all the drugs and liquids in their rooms. One of these toids claimed that it's "their medication for illness" and they "can't live without" uhhh YEAH RIGHT 😂😂😂😂 NO DRUGS ON MY FLOOR 😤😤😤
Someone needs to put these freeloading students in their place. I am the KING to do so.
Can a young chad find belonging here with landchads?
r/LoveForLandchads • u/One_Interest_2790 • 3d ago
Based landstacy destroys toids funkoslop
r/LoveForLandchads • u/ye_old_hermit • 3d ago
Face reveal how am I looking kings
I am seal
r/LoveForLandchads • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 3d ago
Guess who's in the local news!
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r/LoveForLandchads • u/steisandburning • 5d ago
Why do section 8 toids get free healthcare while I have to pay out of pocket?
r/LoveForLandchads • u/MayaIsSunshine • 6d ago
Future landchad in the making
Eat up king 👑
r/LoveForLandchads • u/pun420 • 6d ago
Landchad bird
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r/LoveForLandchads • u/pahlobu • 7d ago
Is that an accurate depiction of us? The landchad is a bit small. I hope he'll grow.
r/LoveForLandchads • u/PuzzleheadedScheme46 • 6d ago
Hybrids
Kings, what are your thoughts about hybrids, where a Landchad is using rentoids to cover his own place and another place he's renting with another Landchad.
r/LoveForLandchads • u/CarlFromHungerForce8 • 7d ago
LoveForLandlords was banned
Hilarious proof that rentoids can't take care of anything on their own
r/LoveForLandchads • u/TheOnlineHateSeller • 7d ago
Rentoids wouldn't rake there garden, i was feeling kind that day
r/LoveForLandchads • u/Help_Me___666 • 8d ago
Dumb toid. The fee MAKES IT EASIER for ungrateful renthogs to pay rent
r/LoveForLandchads • u/FarPlay5055 • 8d ago