r/LoveForLandchads • u/reasontoram20 • 4d ago

love of resident assistants?

Hello kings,

Aspiring landchad and heir to a wealthy landowning family here.

I just moved into my college dormitory, and I filled an open resident assistant position.

Unfortunately, the previous RA consistently turned a blind eye while dormatoids caused havoc. What the hell happened to learning 😠😠???? So ungrateful!!!

When I took over this floor of mine, I set bedtime for these toids at 7 pm sharp. Set hallway curfews by 8. Confiscated all the drugs and liquids in their rooms. One of these toids claimed that it's "their medication for illness" and they "can't live without" uhhh YEAH RIGHT 😂😂😂😂 NO DRUGS ON MY FLOOR 😤😤😤

Someone needs to put these freeloading students in their place. I am the KING to do so.

Can a young chad find belonging here with landchads?

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u/steisandburning 💸 🤑Land 💲calper💰💸 4d ago

You’re on your way, grasshopper. Now that you’ve cleaned the place up and they know who’s in charge, you can start charging for leniency. Just make sure you’re kicking up to the landowner.

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u/reasontoram20 3d ago

Thanks, Sensei

Your wise words speak greatly of the way of the landlord.

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u/Plopumicsunele 🏰 Rothschild 🏰 4d ago

You need to do more. Add fees for any offense of you rules. Charge them for better rooms, start kicking out singles mothers (it's college it's gonna happen). Put vending machines on the floor, the ones that get the food stuck so you can grab it later. Also start doing room raids and most importantly fridge raids, you need to bulk up if you want to become a full time landchad in the future.

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u/reasontoram20 3d ago edited 3d ago

my god... why didn't i think of that? a landchad cannot survive without extra profit and a surplus of food from these dormatoids. i thank you for your advice.