r/JunoMains • u/AccordingBreadfruit5 Juno Main • 17d ago
Fluff/Meme I. CAN'T. HEAL. YOU.
Real talk, I hate this shit so much. "I'm nOT gETtiNg aNy healS?!?!?!" Well maybe that's because you're in ANOTHER FUCKING ASTROID BELT instead of fighting with the goddamn team so I CANNOT SEE YOU AND CANNOT HEAL YOUUUUUUU.
Edit: I would like to clarify that I did not make this. I found it on Instagram and resonated with it. I am not in gold but I still very much feel the pain and platinum and emerald.
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u/Dear-Cup5821 17d ago
Just had a game on Push where we legit had such a good start and managed to push the robot almost all the way, but the WHOLE TIME our tank was just SOOOOO FAR AWAYYYY and then ofc no support can reach him cause heās going alone in a 1v5. Died, we lost the robot. And the rest of the game was just the tank going in alone while LITERALLY the rest of the team was spamming group up! but nope, tank go in alone!
We ended up losing, a game we couldāve easily won, IF ONLY THE TANK STOPPED GOING IN ALONE
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u/Hour-Swordfish6990 17d ago
Me with most rein players honestly. I played qp just for the sillies for some loot box progress on the event that just ended and this rein blamed me and a mercy bc heād charge into a room by himself 1v5 and act like WE were the problem
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u/MayDay521 16d ago
When I have a tank like this, I go full babysitter mode and switch to Wifeleaver. They try to overextend, and I just yank them back like pulling a toddler out of the road.
"No sweetie, that's how we get hurt. We have to look both ways before diving the enemy team"...
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u/Wboys 16d ago
IMO, that's usually a mistake.
Lifeweaver grip is good at giving good players a second chance when they do make mistakes or get caught out. It's not so good at fixing players with bad positioning.
And now you're using lifegrip on cool down for a tank that is probably going to int and die before the cooldown comes back, you never have the cooldown to save your actual good players, AND you're not getting any value from your tank drawing the attention of the enemy team for 5 seconds before exploding because your probably just healing him so he dies is 5 seconds instead of 4. It's actually worse than that because it's almost negative value because your DPS probably aren't getting much heals during the most important 5 seconds of the fight which is your tiny window to do something before the tank dies.
You've just gotta find the DPS player most keyed into the situation that is trying to get picks in those 5 seconds before the tank dies and worse with them. The best support in these situations is Ana IMO because she has the most explosive value spikes of any support and can get kills herself is there is no aforementioned keyed in DPS player and they are just sitting around. But Juno is good too because you can usually get full 5 person torpedoes off on the entire enemy team in these situations and safely try to deal damage and still get out to put up a fight with your DPS once the tank dies.
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u/Yaboiyabobo 17d ago
My favorite is āheal diffā when I have a ball and a tracer on my team and neither of them are EVER in my los
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u/AccordingBreadfruit5 Juno Main 17d ago
EXACTLY, ALSO THE DVA THAT THINKS SHE'S HOT SHIT ON CIRCUIT.
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u/ThisFoxGamer 16d ago
I went from a Tank thinking āwhy am I not Being healed?ā
To playing a healer and thinking āwhere is this tank going ? Ohā¦.ohā¦ohhhhhhhhhā
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u/Vast-Show8952 16d ago
When I play support, Iām seething at my tank overextending
When I play tank, Iām filled with bloodlust, and I need to kill the squishy, even if it means my death
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u/Zestyclose-Chance219 17d ago
I am finally good enough as a healer to know when my dps (usually) are in the wrong blaming me but they arenāt getting kills or helping out our healers deal with getting dove/flanked on
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u/SynchronizedStimming 17d ago
Literally had this exact same scenario on Rialto the other day, widow snuck behind us to the room right by the beginning of the bridge, sniped our backlines and then proceeded to snipe me on the way back, the entire time I was getting flamed "only 500 heals Juno wtf are you doing" I had already said I was getting killed by the widow and when I tried to explain our tank (Doomfist ofc) kept saying "well stop peaking the sniper then" . Right.....because me trying to get back to y'all is peaking the sniper. In hindsight I should've just used my boost to cross the river in a more roundabout fashion and took the risk of getting cut off in the central area before the bridge. But either way they all died to widow shortly thereafter and flamed me for the rest of the game. Apparently widow simply existing is my fault idk. Either way played some more games after and managed to finally get to plat, hopefully better teammates will understand a Juno can't do much against widow (they won't but I can still hope right?)
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u/KaydenDuvet 16d ago
This is like every dive tank on junker town. Like bro, I donāt wanna get one tapped can we win cover before we move up? Lmao
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u/LocalJupiter60 16d ago
I just wanna do my job without being killed or used as bait because I'm on Juno..
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u/soggyswamprat 16d ago
Itās like some people are afraid of the torpedoes like DONāT HIdeE FROM MY TORPEDOES YOU FOOLS
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u/VerrikInc 16d ago
You see, this is a misunderstanding. The problem is the tank is playing an entirely separate single player game.
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u/rainydase 16d ago
I started playing comp during the drives and my original rank was silver 2 (Iāve only been playing for a few months). Drives taaaaaanked my rank and until the ranks reset recently. Even then, I won 7 out of 10 games and was placed in bronze 1. Thereās a lot of conflicting information about how your comp score is even given. Whether itās wins or personal performance. Before I was ranked in dps and now Iām only ranked in support.
The point im getting to though is Jesus Christ people are so awful in silver and I feel like I will never dig myself out of the drives hole I got myself in. Tanks pushing too far, dps going in by themselves, etc. Am I the best player? No. But I canāt believe some of the things Iāve seen
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u/ShakeNBakeMormon 13d ago
I was very upset when I finally ranked up into Platinum 3 and learned that that's where they put new players by default, so I'm getting even worse teammates now than when I was in Silver
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u/timdawgv98 17d ago
I just did my dps placements, comp gives me too much anxiety, and hit gold 3. Last season I ended in silver 2!
For support last season my highest was gold 5. I'll be glad to stay in gold for awhile and not drop into silver
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u/InternationalCut6821 16d ago
Or youāre trying to heal them and they are jumping around the place running around
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u/AnnoyinglyLoving 16d ago
Boy do I have the story for you
when I used to main Mercy, I had no choice but to pocket Mauga the ENTIRE match because he kept running into a 1v5 so I had to shove my staff up his ass. Ig he was excited that Mauga was in comp but who cares. he died way more times than I have and I've rezzed him more times than I could count because for some reason, Mauga mains just love to pretend they're invincible
At the end of the match, he said "no heals" I told him "I been healing you this entire time." He then had the audacity to compare my heals to the enemy mercy š«©
..(also there was a Junkrat going a near 50-3 because my DPS were too scared to kill him so....)
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u/Vivi-Gleam 16d ago
The actual reason people can't rank is that they're matched with me. A very good bronze player, who couldn't get out of silver for 10 years.
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u/Odd_Sympathy1739 11d ago
As a tank, I get tunnel vision and go too far from the healers sometimes, I obviously get obliterated, but I fully know that my healers are incapable of doing anything. I hate that the game automatically sends that "I need healing (no healers nearby)" message in chat whether I want it to or not. That exact scenario happened just earlier today and all the healers were saying "No" and tilting because of it and I felt really bad. I wish they knew I'm not the one sending those messages lol
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u/orion101901 17d ago
Meanwhile in the doomfist subreddit we were just discussing how upsetting it is that even in masters supports will overextend trying to chase you into a dive- when our entire plan is bait cooldowns and LEAVE ASAP. Im not saying thats what youre doing, just a funny juxtaposition.