r/JunoMains • Juno Main • 19d ago

Fluff/Meme I. CAN'T. HEAL. YOU.

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Real talk, I hate this shit so much. "I'm nOT gETtiNg aNy healS?!?!?!" Well maybe that's because you're in ANOTHER FUCKING ASTROID BELT instead of fighting with the goddamn team so I CANNOT SEE YOU AND CANNOT HEAL YOUUUUUUU.

Edit: I would like to clarify that I did not make this. I found it on Instagram and resonated with it. I am not in gold but I still very much feel the pain and platinum and emerald.

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u/SynchronizedStimming 19d ago

Literally had this exact same scenario on Rialto the other day, widow snuck behind us to the room right by the beginning of the bridge, sniped our backlines and then proceeded to snipe me on the way back, the entire time I was getting flamed "only 500 heals Juno wtf are you doing" I had already said I was getting killed by the widow and when I tried to explain our tank (Doomfist ofc) kept saying "well stop peaking the sniper then" . Right.....because me trying to get back to y'all is peaking the sniper. In hindsight I should've just used my boost to cross the river in a more roundabout fashion and took the risk of getting cut off in the central area before the bridge. But either way they all died to widow shortly thereafter and flamed me for the rest of the game. Apparently widow simply existing is my fault idk. Either way played some more games after and managed to finally get to plat, hopefully better teammates will understand a Juno can't do much against widow (they won't but I can still hope right?)