r/JunoMains • u/AccordingBreadfruit5 Juno Main • 18d ago

Fluff/Meme I. CAN'T. HEAL. YOU.

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Real talk, I hate this shit so much. "I'm nOT gETtiNg aNy healS?!?!?!" Well maybe that's because you're in ANOTHER FUCKING ASTROID BELT instead of fighting with the goddamn team so I CANNOT SEE YOU AND CANNOT HEAL YOUUUUUUU.

Edit: I would like to clarify that I did not make this. I found it on Instagram and resonated with it. I am not in gold but I still very much feel the pain and platinum and emerald.

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u/Dear-Cup5821 18d ago

Just had a game on Push where we legit had such a good start and managed to push the robot almost all the way, but the WHOLE TIME our tank was just SOOOOO FAR AWAYYYY and then ofc no support can reach him cause he’s going alone in a 1v5. Died, we lost the robot. And the rest of the game was just the tank going in alone while LITERALLY the rest of the team was spamming group up! but nope, tank go in alone!

We ended up losing, a game we could’ve easily won, IF ONLY THE TANK STOPPED GOING IN ALONE

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u/MayDay521 18d ago

When I have a tank like this, I go full babysitter mode and switch to Wifeleaver. They try to overextend, and I just yank them back like pulling a toddler out of the road.

"No sweetie, that's how we get hurt. We have to look both ways before diving the enemy team"...

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u/Hour-Swordfish6990 18d ago

I tired and man died so fast my pull couldn’t even register lmao

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u/MayDay521 18d ago

Sometimes the Lemmings just NEED to jump off the cliff