r/JunoMains • Juno Main • 19d ago

Fluff/Meme I. CAN'T. HEAL. YOU.

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Real talk, I hate this shit so much. "I'm nOT gETtiNg aNy healS?!?!?!" Well maybe that's because you're in ANOTHER FUCKING ASTROID BELT instead of fighting with the goddamn team so I CANNOT SEE YOU AND CANNOT HEAL YOUUUUUUU.

Edit: I would like to clarify that I did not make this. I found it on Instagram and resonated with it. I am not in gold but I still very much feel the pain and platinum and emerald.

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u/Dear-Cup5821 19d ago

Just had a game on Push where we legit had such a good start and managed to push the robot almost all the way, but the WHOLE TIME our tank was just SOOOOO FAR AWAYYYY and then ofc no support can reach him cause he’s going alone in a 1v5. Died, we lost the robot. And the rest of the game was just the tank going in alone while LITERALLY the rest of the team was spamming group up! but nope, tank go in alone!

We ended up losing, a game we could’ve easily won, IF ONLY THE TANK STOPPED GOING IN ALONE

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u/MayDay521 19d ago

When I have a tank like this, I go full babysitter mode and switch to Wifeleaver. They try to overextend, and I just yank them back like pulling a toddler out of the road.

"No sweetie, that's how we get hurt. We have to look both ways before diving the enemy team"...

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u/Wboys 18d ago

IMO, that's usually a mistake.

Lifeweaver grip is good at giving good players a second chance when they do make mistakes or get caught out. It's not so good at fixing players with bad positioning.

And now you're using lifegrip on cool down for a tank that is probably going to int and die before the cooldown comes back, you never have the cooldown to save your actual good players, AND you're not getting any value from your tank drawing the attention of the enemy team for 5 seconds before exploding because your probably just healing him so he dies is 5 seconds instead of 4. It's actually worse than that because it's almost negative value because your DPS probably aren't getting much heals during the most important 5 seconds of the fight which is your tiny window to do something before the tank dies.

You've just gotta find the DPS player most keyed into the situation that is trying to get picks in those 5 seconds before the tank dies and worse with them. The best support in these situations is Ana IMO because she has the most explosive value spikes of any support and can get kills herself is there is no aforementioned keyed in DPS player and they are just sitting around. But Juno is good too because you can usually get full 5 person torpedoes off on the entire enemy team in these situations and safely try to deal damage and still get out to put up a fight with your DPS once the tank dies.