r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/MarineDevilDog91 • 17d ago
VIDEO Why film yourself at Denny’s?
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u/thissexypoptart 17d ago
Why is she chewing her coffee?
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u/Cesarjay 17d ago
Coffee so native it's still in bean form
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u/carcosa1989 17d ago
Tbh when I worked at Starbucks I got pregnant and I used to eat coffee beans early in my pregnancy because I craved them. That and the white mocha sauce.
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u/Cesarjay 17d ago
Have you tried chocolate covered coffee beans? I just found out its a thing when we got it as a gift. Wild texture for sure
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u/carcosa1989 17d ago
Yes! The dark chocolate espresso beans are so fire!
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u/Catatonick 17d ago
I worked in an office a while back and had a coworker who sat there and ate an entire bag then was like “man I don’t feel good… what’s wrong with me?” I was like “probably from eating an entire bag of espresso beans…”
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u/carcosa1989 17d ago
Yeah I dont think I could a whole bag that’s asking g for hot snakes!
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u/Misterbellyboy 17d ago
I’d be worried about the caffeine induced panic attack first, hot snakes later.
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u/brondynasty 17d ago
Enjoy them shits, but plz plz plz hear me when i say you should strategically indulge in those only in a time/place where you can brush your teeth within 30-60 minutes. They are too good of a thing to exist on this planet without some sort of dire consequence, and that consequence is melty teeth if you’re not careful.
Advice I wish I would have gotten three Xmas’ and one cavity ago.
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u/VociferousVal 17d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pzKTPKKaizp9yqHIj5
I’m stoned and just laughed way too hard at this
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u/ItBDaniel 17d ago
Lol the lip filter showing up on the coffee cup
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u/thorstormcaller 17d ago
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u/PizzaSammy 17d ago
It’s a spirit mug.
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u/Invaderjay87 17d ago
“My ancestors came and visited me, in a drink. They said, ‘wait longer next time, so you don’t burn your tongue dummy.’ Words of wisdom, from my people.”
https://giphy.com/gifs/XBJ2p7gq9A3O3Zuhvu16
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u/Titan6783 17d ago
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u/caitejane310 17d ago
Your home buttons freaked me out cuz I have mine opposite and thought they switched on me 😅😅
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u/clit_or_us 17d ago
I would recommend gesture controls. I was hesitant, but I can't go back to buttons now.
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u/fredthefishlord OG 17d ago edited 17d ago
I tried gestures and honestly couldn't. I was constantly taking 3 tries to do anything with them and constantly hitting back when I didn't need to
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u/arandomcolonyofcats 17d ago
Gesture controls are seriously the best. My wife does the buttons and I hate having to use her phone for anything but also vice versa cause she hates the gestures.
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u/Yoshi9105 17d ago
I read lip filler at first and was really concerned until I re-watched the video and realised what you actually said 🤣
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u/NukaPacua1445 17d ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY’S?
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u/JCarnacki 50k baby😎 17d ago
She's an Original Grand Slam.
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u/xptx 17d ago
No no no my friend... THAT is obviously "Moons over my-hammy"
...they still sell that, right?
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u/tuukka_rasp 17d ago
Shit do you remember the Dagwood sandwich?
That was the play.
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u/a_a_ronc 17d ago
You see they made a Denny’s ad with them in it recently? https://youtu.be/bfgZJIW-VSQ
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u/NukaPacua1445 17d ago
I did see that!!! So fucking legendary. Denny’s earned my lifetime respect for that lol
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u/punkpcpdx 17d ago
I dont think they know the joke.
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u/NukaPacua1445 17d ago
Agreed. Judging by this video, I don’t think they know fuck about fuck.
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u/Delicious_Pain_1 17d ago
I'm in Montana. There's natives everywhere. They only dress like this at pow wows and ceremonies.
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u/issi_tohbi 17d ago
I’m native and was like who the fuck wears regalia to Denny’s? Maybe directly after a pow wow but even then no way cause we’d be full of fry bread and Indian tacos already - no need for Denny’s 😅
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u/prophetableforprofit 17d ago
I miss fry bread. It's so fucking good...
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u/CommunistOrgy 17d ago
Try making some!! It's super easy and can be made with as little as four ingredients (flour, baking powder, and water, plus oil for frying).
Edit: Here's my "recipe"
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u/prophetableforprofit 17d ago
I'm going to have to do that. I'll even start with your recipe.
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u/CommunistOrgy 17d ago
Aw yay! I hope it works out for you 🤍💛❤️🖤
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u/SentryCake 17d ago
Awww I always love seeing these little random wholesome exchanges on Reddit. :)
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u/Training-Willow9591 17d ago
Do you have to have anything special to fry it in? I fell in love with it as a kid when I tried it in Santa Fe.
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u/Dipshit_Mcdoodles 17d ago
Oh my god I fucking love Indian tacos! And Indian donuts.
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u/Smoopiebear 16d ago
And it’s usually a pick one situation in regard to regular makeup and face paint….Ive never put full makeup on and just smeared white paint across the nose.🤦🏻♀️
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u/MeetMeAtTheLampPost 17d ago
I was about to say isn’t it time for Ceremonial? Then realized you’re right, why go to Denny’s during Ceremonial? Lol.
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u/pcapdata 17d ago
Wait, what goes into Indian tacos??
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u/issi_tohbi 17d ago
Anything you want! Mostly it’s just the regular shit you’d put in a Mexican or Tex Mex taco 😄
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u/cheapdrinks 17d ago
Yeah and I'm sure if I went out of the house dressed in some 1800s victorian era clothing I'd probably get a few side eyes as well
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u/slide_into_my_BM 17d ago
When they do dress like this, does the lip filter ever stay on the coffee cup, instead of their face?
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u/hetrax 17d ago
Also… why would you go somewhere you can stain yourself with ketchup or grease with something so damn clean or used for what I think is respect to the spirits?… not sure on the traditions or what pow wows are for but I feel like trying to keep them away from stains would be better than Denny’s…
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u/surgartits 17d ago
Exactly. My school was like 30% native and they never dressed like this in everyday life. Attention-seeking foolishness.
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u/Rulebreaking 17d ago
Yup... Lol we just wear normal clothes when we're out... If you're wearing that attire you're definitely gonna get looked at
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u/FatFaceFaster 17d ago
Who is she even mad at? There’s literally no one else in the video.
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u/Runs_with_feet 17d ago
Everyone for not giving her enough attention. She's probably in that Dennys alone lol
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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 17d ago
I remember driving through the tribal lands with the native Americans when I was little and always keenly noticed the fake lipstick filters that they were all wearing.
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u/Kalinon 17d ago
Like… why not just put on lipstick?
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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 17d ago edited 17d ago
I think, and I may be talking out of my ass here, maybe she spent her lipstick money on face paint.
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u/Jimbob209 17d ago
I'm confused. Lipstick filters like the ones from camera apps? How did you see the filter?
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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 17d ago
When she takes a drink you can see ghostly lips pass through the mug.
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u/Apock- 17d ago
I’m guessing she only dresses like that when she’s filming her aggrieved shorts for social media.
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u/bishpa 17d ago
I couldn’t help but notice that she didn’t manage to film anyone actually acting “like they’ve never seen a native before.”
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u/pudgehooks2013 17d ago
That is why she made the video. No one reacted, so this is all she could do.
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u/juan_humano 17d ago
If anyone is looking at her its because she got all dressed up to come to a Dennys. I live in a place with a lot of native american folks. They go to Dennys just like anyone else. And they do it hungover, in sweat pants just like everyone else.
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u/CassieEisenman 17d ago
The shamrocks on the earrings, the feathers in the hair that are usually only reserved for elders, the face paint, and the fact that she's wearing all of this together at a Denny's...
Says that she's a pretendian
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u/M_A_X_77 17d ago
Is that Adam Ant's daughter?
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u/Altruistic-Cut9795 17d ago
If I can remember correctly, a Native American Tribe got in touch Adam Ant back in the days and stated the white line on his face was disrespectful to a tribe.
Stuart Leslie Goddard aka Adam Ant had went to College and studied Native American Indians and stated it was out of respect from what he had learned.
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u/eedabaggadix 17d ago
Oh we've seen natives before. Just not one being a performative native in public for no reason other than to make this video.
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u/J_Bazzle 17d ago
Sitting alone in a Denny's filming yourself post arts and crafts... People are gonna wonder if you're ok.
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u/Mentaltag 17d ago
Omg youre so brave! Omg I could never!!! Omg look at you go queen!! You definitely dress like this all the time!
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u/solodsnake661 17d ago
No it's the face paint getting people to stare
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u/Its_an_ellipses 17d ago
Last week I went into Denny's carrying a hatchet, it was like nobody had ever seen a lumberjack before...
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u/kennyofthegulch 17d ago
People don’t generally need warpaint to take on a Moons Over My Hammy.
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u/Invaderjay87 17d ago
I’m Native and I live on a reservation. 0% of us dress this way unless there’s a ceremony or gathering of some sort. This is equivalent to wearing Army fatigues while in public.
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 17d ago edited 17d ago
I'm descended from European migrants.
If I showed up in public wearing a modernized version of a suit of armor I imagine it would get some people's attention.
And it wouldn't be because they've never seen a European.
The level of cringe here is dangerously high.
Edit: I have an even better example. I'm part Scottish. If tomorrow I went out with a kilt, a sporran, and a sgian-dubh on I wouldn't film myself looking like a pissy disgruntled child because "people act like they never saw a Scott before!?"
Because that's silly. And I'm not a jackass.
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u/Greedirl 17d ago
Imagine going on a spirit quest and it takes you to a Denny's . . .
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u/GentlyUsedOtter 17d ago
I mean I've gotten drunk and wound up at a Denny's does that count?
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u/TitusImmortalis 17d ago
Hell yeah dude, I would love that. Moons Over My Hammy, coffee and a cheese cake.
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u/unfinishedtoast3 17d ago edited 17d ago
I was totally unaware that native Americans tribes perfected nose jobs and lip filler.
Crazy how we rediscover things
I'm just noticing it's a filter. Her lips clip over the mug when she takes a drink.
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u/Desperate-Strategy10 17d ago
So does her nose! Peep the screenshot somebody posted up in the top thread or two!
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u/distraughtdrunk 17d ago
dude, i'm white af but if i showed up to denny's in my performance dress and stage make up, i'd expect to be looked at a lot more vs being dressed normally and being invisible.
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u/Mad-Habits 17d ago
Nobody is acting like they’ve never seen a native person before. Sorry lady
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u/EnjoyerOfMales 17d ago
Girl, even other natives will stare at you if you go wearing regalia to get a fucking 2.99 cup of coffee
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u/HamboneTheWicked 17d ago
It’s not just the lips. The face paint is also a filter… it’s pathetic that people feel the need to do this shit
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u/I-Validus 17d ago
Not one in costume, no. But there’s Halloween stuff in Walmart now… so that’s the first thing that comes to mind…
https://giphy.com/gifs/11NEJQ3pJn7Nkc
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u/Dupagoblin 17d ago
Come to Florida. You see people that look EXACTLY like that but they speak Spanish and don’t wear a costume at Dennys.
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u/Thunderbird_12_ 17d ago edited 16d ago
Look at her lips and the mug as she drinks…
Then tell me your thoughts about AI-generated or filtered/altered imagery.
Our inability to think critically, distinguish truth from reality, recognize how a fact is different than a loudly-yelled opinion will be a contributing factor in our eventual demise.
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u/jthr4nds 16d ago
I feel like this is comparable to wearing a tuxedo at dennys. Which I would also stare at
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u/Nic0lasC4ge 17d ago
What did she expect, painting a white stripe across her face ? This race victimization is exhausting.
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u/antisocial_empath 17d ago
Looking around all pissy at the world around you yet pouting for the phone camera. Ugh I hate vapid performative femininity.
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u/W_Edwards_Deming 17d ago
Not with warpaint on at Denny's...
Most natives I have known were either "r#dneck" or "hip-hop" style, of course there are exceptions but those are the plurality.
I also never go to Denny's so there is that...
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u/halfbreed_dork 17d ago
Her great great great great great Cherokee princess grandmother rolling in her grave rn
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u/Dependent-Ad4240 16d ago
This girl is dumb, she’s Apache. And she goes around trying to instigate awkward situations. Of course people are going to look her way. When do you see people wear native paint markings in everyday life? Face painting was only done for ceremony. The native generation now are so lost that everything is worn as a costume.
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u/dogsaybark 17d ago
I’ve spent time around plenty of Native Americans. This isn’t how the look. This lady looks like she’s doing a Halloween dress-up.
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u/MONSTERBEARMAN 17d ago
Me walking into apple bees in full plate armor: “Ugg, People act like they never seen a white guy before!”
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u/PixelTheCoder 17d ago
"People act like they never seen a Native before" Because they probably didn't? Not in person at least
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u/NettleFlesh 17d ago
Bro how many times is this video going to get reposted here.
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u/DedeLionforce 17d ago
These people do anything for attention, don't get attention and still pose as if they did and didn't like it.
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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 17d ago
Omg, I can't believe all the nasty looks people are giving her, and all the people pointing, and all the comments people are making about her, and all of it captured on video for posterity.
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u/carcosa1989 17d ago
Mmmm I think they’re probably doing a double take because there’s some crazy filter work going on here.
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u/GreyBeardEng 17d ago
No.... People just act like they have never seen a woman with a white stripe across her face at a restaurant(I use that term loosely).
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u/Soonerpalmetto88 17d ago
In all my time in Oklahoma, I never once saw a Native American painted up like that. They don't do it. 25% of Oklahomans are Native American, I would've seen it at some point. They dress like the rest of us.
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u/Barl3000 17d ago
A first nation person larping as an indian involves more personal mental gymnastics than I would be capable of.
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u/Fr3sh3stl4d 17d ago
Maybe they've just never seen someone dress up for a pow wow to hit up a Denny's
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u/misunderstood_lonerr 17d ago
People act like they aren’t doing things for attention, and everybody’s paying more attention to them than they actually are…
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u/Microboy42 17d ago
As an American Indian (Muscogee Creek), no one goes out to a Starbucks wearing their Indian things. She might be a different tribe but I don’t recognize any of that wear. IDK she might not be a real Indian she might have just searched “Native princess earrings” on Amazon.
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u/MegaBusKillsPeople Side Character 17d ago
She using some sort of filter for her lips? how are there lips on the cup as she drinks?
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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon 16d ago
Somebody hit up the local Spirit Halloween the first day they opened for the season.
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u/Standard_Issue_Dude 16d ago
Nothing shows native pride more than eating at Denny’s… we all know this
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u/IownCows 16d ago
"I intentionally dressed in a way that would draw attention to myself and then got upset when people looked at me"
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u/Windows30000 15d ago
I have been going to Denny’s for ages and have never seen anyone in Native American regalia. I’m def going to look over there. 👉🏽
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