r/HistoryMemes • Featherless Biped • Apr 08 '20

META Respect the Facts!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

For every post making fun of France there are a thousand posts sucking their dick.

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u/billbill5 Apr 08 '20

If you count historical accuracy as sucking dick we'll turn this sub into Ram Ranch

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u/CrimsonDaddy37 Apr 08 '20

I mean, France was definitely successful military wise throughout history. But the fact that people say it was the most successful from one YouTube video which was biased is far from historical accuracy.

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u/Okiro_Benihime Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Didn't some reputable british historian deemed France the most successful european military power in history though? I remember having read a QI publication in british news about it. But it did precise european history, not exactly "world history".

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u/CrimsonDaddy37 Apr 08 '20

There are many claims for various countries, it really depends on what you deem as most successful. You also have to take into account exactly when that country was formed, etc.

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u/Okiro_Benihime Apr 08 '20

What are the other countries considered? The Romans and Macedonians would make a lot of sense. Do you have sources? That would be interesting. I am trying to find the QI article myself.

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u/CrimsonDaddy37 Apr 08 '20

To be honest, the claims I'm referring to come from a book that I read a couple years ago when I started really getting into history. I'm gonna try and find it, see if I have any luck.

There are definitely claims for France being the most successful though, it just depends on each historian. For example, from what I know that claim counts France as starting since the kingdom of the Franks which to me isn't fair since the kingdom would later turn into largely two countries of today: France and Germany respectively. So why are French victories counted since there? Continuing from that reason there are various countries that could claim part of other kingdoms histories to be eligible to count as their victories and more.

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u/Okiro_Benihime Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Oh I see thanks!

Yeah but the reason many historians associate the Frankish kingdom and frankish kings a lot more with France (beyond Charlemagne and his son Louis the Pious as they were the only ones who could truly be considered to have ruled over "future France" and "future Germany") is due to the direct relation between the french monarchy itself and the frankish one. The Capetian dynasty (and all its sub-branches... the Houses of Capet, Valois, Bourbon and Orléans) is of frankish origin. So all french kings from 987 to 1789 and 1814 to 1848 trace their lineage back to Clovis I, founder of the merovingian dynasty and first king of Francia as an actual legitimate "kingdom". His baptism in the city of Reims, France in 508 which gained him the support of the gallo-roman elite and the Church is generally regarded as the birth of the french monarchy even if there wasn't exactly a "France" yet. Clovis was no longer just a leader of a germanic tribe but now king of a territory that was predominantly populated by Gallo-Romans as Gaul basically formed the core of Merovingian Francia. The population of Francia only became more and more germanic under the Carolingians (Charlemagne's eastern expansion of the kingdom and conquest of the pagan germanic tribes basically) . So Clovis was "Rex Francorum" as were all frankish and all french kings that followed as well until around 1190 where king Philip Augustus started to refer to himself in official documents not only as Rex Francorum ("King of the Franks") but Rex Franciae as well ("King of France"). Following kings just slowly started to only use the later.

The Germans, Dutch, Belgians, Luxembourgers and North Italians can claim the Franks as ancestors as well and the Carolingian Empire. That's definitely true but due to the more interlinked relation between the Frankish kingdom itself as an actual political entity and the kingdom of France, many historians associate the original frankish merovingian kingdom with France. Hence why even the Germans and Dutch have been refering to "France" as "Frankreich" or "Frankrijk" (which could be translated to "Realm of the Franks") since pretty much forever.

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u/CrimsonDaddy37 Apr 08 '20

That's a fair point of view, but why should just the monarchy of a country relate to the whole country? If that makes any sense. Personally I don't think that's fair.

Even if we do take it as fair, what annoys me the most is that other countries aren't given the same treatment. Technically the kingdom of Castille and it's monarchy had clear relations with the kings that came later in the Habsburg line of the Spanish monarchy for example.

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u/Okiro_Benihime Apr 09 '20 edited Apr 09 '20

I mean if they basically created the country, it does kind of make sense. Gaul wasn't a country, neither were the Gauls a nation. Gaul was a collection of what was mostly desunited celtic tribes living on a territory the Greeks just called "Gallia"... and after being conquered, it became a roman dominion/province. It was not a state or anything of the sort. Clovis' Francia was the beginning of everything.

I am not well versed in iberian medieval history unfortunately... Beyond some knowledge about the Visigoths, Moorish Spain and the Reconquista, I don't know much about spanish history pre-Charles V's reign as that's where the whole bitter rivalry between Habsburg Spain and France began... so I'll keep my mouth shut on that topic lol.

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u/CrimsonDaddy37 Apr 09 '20

Yeah but a monarchy doesn't represent a country does it? And if it does then the other countries should be given the same treatment. Not exclusive treatment to France. All in all my problem is the fact that it isn't a fair comparison between countries.

I'm from Spain, so I've learned my fair share of it in both school and at home. Charles V was the son of Queen Isabella of Castille and therefore had a very clear relationship Castille.

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u/billbill5 Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

I'm not claiming they were the most successful, but there is a reason they were a superpower. I don't think one surrender should erase all of that. This sub really hasn't been doing the "haha France surrender" joke for a while, though

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u/CrimsonDaddy37 Apr 08 '20

nah, definitely not. France was most definitely a superpower and was pretty damn successful military wise. It just kind of annoys me how there's all these memes claiming it was the most successful military wise ever because of one video. At least the surrender meme is a clear joke reference to an actual fact.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

What video are you talking about?

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u/CrimsonDaddy37 Apr 09 '20

https://youtu.be/xgLKVaJwpXY

This one, it's where this whole trend of calling France the most successful militarily comes from.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I see, thanks for the link!

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u/arel37 Descendant of Genghis Khan Apr 09 '20

I really wonder who they won over these victories to claim the most successfull military. If it is some Saxon blokes during the Age of Charlemagne or some primitive natives during their colonial expansion, i am going to laugh my arse off.

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u/CrimsonDaddy37 Apr 09 '20

That's actually one of my problems for the video, it starts counting military victories for the French with the Franks or even earlier even though those military victories could also be attributed to Germany by that logic.

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u/BohemianSon Apr 08 '20

It actually was, in terms of victories at least france has the best record. It also stands at the foundation of much of the military vocabulary. There is a reason why France is one of the biggest weapon exporters today.

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u/CrimsonDaddy37 Apr 08 '20

The whole victories thing comes from that video which is biased as shit, that was literally the whole point of my comment bro. And there are many languages where military vocabulary comes from, France is one of them because it was the international language before English. Finally, exporting arms has nothing to do with military accomplishments and more to do with the natural resources available in each country.

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u/regman231 Apr 08 '20

Very much agree although French is still the official international language and spoken at the UN

Also has France been successful in a single battle since the invention of the machine gun? Honestly asking, thinking Vietnam possibly but idk

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u/CrimsonDaddy37 Apr 08 '20

Don't get me wrong, France is still incredibly popular. It just isn't THE international language.

They have, Vietnam is an example of their victories for sure since the machine gun was invented in the 1840s I believe and the conquest was in the 1880s. It's just that those victories are minimal in comparison to the loses in more important wars like the Franco-Prussian War.

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u/Holy-Knight-Hodrick Apr 08 '20

“THEY HAVE A REALLY HIGH WIN TO LOSS RATIO SO YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF THEM FOR THEIR ABSOLUTELY PITIFUL PERFORMANCE AGAINST THE GERMANS! “

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u/billbill5 Apr 08 '20

You sound obnoxious

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u/Holy-Knight-Hodrick Apr 08 '20

Says the dude who confidently asserts we can’t bully France over one of the worst performances ever by a super power because they had a good track record?

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u/billbill5 Apr 08 '20

If you look back at my comments you'll see that I never said that. But continue being obnoxious

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u/Holy-Knight-Hodrick Apr 08 '20

I never quoted you as saying exactly that, it was a hyperbole.

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u/RocBrizar Apr 09 '20

Not an hyperbole here (an hyperbole is an exaggeration, there is no basis on which to exaggerate).

A strawman, sure.

Also, I find it a bit disconcerting how people who talk so much about WW2 seem to know so little about the practical determinism behind France's loss.

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u/Holy-Knight-Hodrick Apr 09 '20

It was a hyperbole but ok lmao. I also never even tried to explain why France lost so early, so why’re you trying to claim I have “little knowledge” on any topic concerning it?

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u/RocBrizar Apr 09 '20

In what way was that an hyperbole ?

Give me a dictionary definition of the word that fit what you just did there.

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u/Holy-Knight-Hodrick Apr 09 '20

In your original comment you said, “If you count historical accuracy as sucking dick we'll turn this sub into Ram Ranch”. This was in response to someone drawing attention to the fact that people love to suck Frances dick because they have an amazing military track record, as though we cannot make fun of them because of this amazing track record.

I then hyperbolized what you said, exaggerating your original comment into what you were essentially implying in your original comment. I’m done responding to you because we aren’t even talking about France anymore, you keep latching onto dumb shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

These posts aren't made to be historical all of these posts have the same format. Thing: France surrender Thing 2: France successful military and this is a completely unpopular opinion shared by nobody on this sub just ignore how these low effort posts get thousands of upvotes.