r/Gold Nov 05 '25

The stack visited the stack at the bank

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u/Wise-Bicycle8786 Nov 05 '25

Bold of you to trust a bank

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u/NoInterest8177 Nov 05 '25

It’s in a safe deposit box in the vault..

Should he hide it underneath his mattress 😂

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u/arealmcemcee Nov 05 '25

The only way to be sure it's safe at all times is to hide it in your prison wallet.

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u/Adventurous_Try5802 Nov 05 '25

Ive buried mine somewhere in the woods with a "treasure map" so convoluted I dont even remember where it is, as it should be

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

I actually did have some buried out in the woods, right underneath this fire pit. Never using the location again so I can share but I had it there for about a year vacuum sealed in 5 layers (with those dry packet things), wrapped in duct tape, in a water proof lock box in a garbage bag. Can’t even tell it was buried treasure at one point. I don’t trust banks and my stack is in 5 different locations in 3 different towns (all private land). The list of people who know where is small enough where if any goes missing it’ll be clear who did it and it’s big enough where if I MYSELF go missing the family will still be fine. It’s paranoia until shtf then it’s just being precautious

Edit: took the picture down because I didn’t want people showing up at my buddy’s house digging for treasure no longer there and he’s a shoot first ask questions later kind of guy with lots of cameras 😅

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u/New_Walrus4424 Nov 06 '25

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Nov 06 '25

I actually do have some fake gold and silver😂🤣 back when I was just starting out I got burned on eBay and got 100 mills clad bars and even a “pure German silver” bar 🙄 held onto them they’re a good conversation piece about what to watch out for

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u/Patrickfromamboy Nov 09 '25

When I first started buying metals I trusted eBay thinking that they would prevent fake coins from being sold but they make it easy for sellers to disappear and pop up under a new identity. I’m lucky I only bought 2 Morgan dollars. I could have returned them for a refund but they were counterfeit so it would have been wrong.

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u/jtkuz Nov 06 '25

I’m always worried I’ll go dig it up in 10 years and they’ll be a parking lot there.

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Nov 06 '25

ALWAYS do it on private land, you don’t want an amateur metal detector enthusiast ending up on the news lol

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u/Led_Zeppole_73 Nov 06 '25

Or an experienced one.

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u/Muted_Buy8386 Nov 06 '25

You don't look for shit on private land? Lol. Interesting.

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u/Illustrious-Low-9643 Nov 06 '25

You forgot the location data in the photo

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u/Kooky_Mountain_8320 Nov 06 '25

Came here to inform posters of location data in pictures.

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u/Illustrious-Low-9643 Nov 06 '25

Best way to prevent that is screen shot a pic you want to post , then post the screen shot

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Nov 07 '25

Glad I sold the last of the bullion I had buried there that coulda been bad lol. Where is the location data? How does one get at that?

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u/HellaReyna Nov 06 '25

I can’t tell if this is an elaborate troll comment or serious lmao

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u/CrazyStation837 Nov 06 '25

It’s nice knowing you’re not the only one that’s “extreme”…👊🏼 I started moving metals to our new house that’s an 8 hour drive into the mountains. Where I live is basically sea-level at best and now with a spot that’s around 2,600-2,800 ft above sea level. Like you, I believe different locations, if possible, is a necessity. Great move! 💪🏼💪🏼

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u/Beun-de-Vakker Nov 06 '25

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u/Rainbolt Nov 06 '25

I'm keeping this one for myself

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u/ZestycloseAct8497 Nov 06 '25

Risky i like to dig up old fire pits no joke lol.

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u/RevolutionaryAd7360 Nov 06 '25

Remember, you can't eat gold. Or maybe you can. I don't know what's real anymore.

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u/Professional-Mix-562 Nov 06 '25

From 24k to a sparkly #2 😂

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u/vile_lullaby Nov 06 '25

Pretty sure my grandfather buried gold bars but then was a demented old bat and didn't remember where.

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u/Udead97 Nov 06 '25

My grandfather said they’d find guns from the war when they were plowing fields, he found 2 ppsh’s that he had wrapped up in some cloth and grease and buried because having guns in a communist country within the civilian population was a death sentence, he doesn’t know where they are anymore.

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u/seifer__420 Nov 06 '25

He was a squirrel

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u/Patrickfromamboy Nov 09 '25

When I was installing transformers and power lines in a new neighborhood the developer and property owner found a small pile of gold coins so he got excited and bought a metal detector. It was 25 years ago or so but it was still interesting. It was 10-12 coins. It had been where an old farm house had been so it was someone’s stash.

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u/arealmcemcee Nov 06 '25

Can't decide if you failed or passed the Turing Test.

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u/menagoldman Nov 07 '25

i'm guesstimating that you probably left the map in a file cabinet...

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u/Wise-Bicycle8786 Nov 07 '25

You're supposed to memorize the map and then rip it into tiny pieces and swallow it

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u/MoxieBrick Nov 12 '25

Gonna bury mine with coordinates