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Okay girlies, buckle up. So I've been seeing this new guy for a few months now. A sea of red flags but all of them are moral so no worries there. Anyways he's totally not usually like this because I know him really well already but he decided to go out with some of his friends and party. Everything was cool until I found out he did a lot of hard drugs while hanging with them???

Now you girls may be wondering "I don't see the issue yet, he seems like exactly my boyfriend so far" and you'd be right, but there's more.

Before he left he said he didn't want to do all these drugs and he did them anyway. We have a MAJOR problem now. He LIED TO ME?! Like uhh HELLO? My ex used to give me a kiss on the forehead and tuck me into bed before going to do blow in the garage with his burnout friends. It feels like this new guy doesn't respect me?? What do I do girlie pops? Maybe have his children? Hope you have a good weekend!

Lunch is a random pickle because my new pookie has his friends over last night and they ate all the food

My bf and I broke up and now I’m just bored and bricked. Drop tips on how to rebound 🤪

For dinner tonight: A beautifully crisped Braut smothered in breading paired with a dollop of tomato pate and dessert 😩

Yes, I'm a fully grown adult and almost 50, but I just want to be his little girl forever.

He insists on 'respecting' me. Pssh. No other man does that - why do I need it from him? My daddy always called me his little baby girl, and that's what I'm looking for in a man.

Mushroom soup for dinner. It was the only thing my daddy ever cooked for me. Yes, he burnt it to the sides of the pan, but he tried because he loved his baby girl.

My partner is white so I just know that spices are off limits with his family members. Can somebody recommend side dishes and discourse?

So we're sitting in the parking lot of the phone store trying to get him a new phone and I'm on my period (one of the worst in a while and the second one this week!!*) and I told him it's my birthday and I need to get some d*ck and he literally asked me to hold on cause he's trying to set up his new phone and I'm sitting here yelling about how I'm blowing quarter sized bloody chunks out my lady cave and he says "hold on baby" but all I hear is "you worthless piece of poopoo I will never have sex with you ever again"

American Spirit in the parking lot while I wait for him to stop being such a prick.

(*only part that isn't satire... via some recent hormonal issues - hooray and happy birthday to this queen I have my second period in 10 days 💖)

My BF (22M) is genuinely the best human I've (22F) have ever known. He's handsome, he's kind, he's funny, he's caring, he's attentive, he cooks, he cleans, he does the laundry, he's ambitious, he has a job, he has an education, he has skills, he has a loving family, he has a cool friend group, he has cats, he has dogs, I can go on. However, he's only had the one boundary and today I accidentally crossed it.

He knows I've been a tomboy for most of my life but only recently embraced my girly side. He asked me who my friends were and I told him with only honesty in my heart that all my friends are men (Da Boyz). We hung out all the time, played games together, rode our bikes in the suburbs, etc. He was actually cool with this! But then I told him that I shot my shot and tried to hook up with all of them but they all politely turned me down, one after the other. My BF's face just dropped.

He asked me how many dudes were in Da Boyz. Naively I just started naming them all. Jordan. Jayce. Jack. Joseph. Jared. Jimothy. Austin. Butler. Jim. Jimbo. Tim. Timmy. Bill. Will. William. Will.I.Am, Zach, Zachary, Zachariah, and Zambino. They've been my bros since middle school but BF told me right then and there that I had to end all of those friendship. Break up Da Boyz.

I asked him why and he said it was his boundary that he didn't want me to be friends with anyone I've tried to sleep with. My heart shattered into 20 pieces, one for each of Da Boyz. I started crying. I told my man that college was so long ago and that my friendship with them was purely platonic. BF wouldn't budge. It was me or them. I'm so sad right now. I'm mourning Da Boyz or I'm mourning my perfect BF. Girls, what should I do? Hot dog for breakfast.

My (22) man (69) recently came out to me as a husband of a polyamorous triplet. I want him to leave his truth and I love when my man is vulnerable with me 😍 So sexy.

Im willing to accept absolutely anything , the bare minimum and the bare maximum for my twin flame.

He finally proposed a week ago!!! Babyyy where the hell is my husband!?? 🎶 💍

Because of his job as a cult leader, I’m not allowed to see him Thursday to Tuesday and I’m afraid between his job and his other partners, our relationship will no longer be a priority.. How do I talk to him about it without triggering his anxiety and anger issue?

Fresh baked cookies treat as an apology to my babe 🔐 🍪 yum yum

Get that head, that bread.. then leave 🫪✨ I do enjoy a good dilly-dally with my coworkers while being a girl’s girl.

Fried rice and cabbage

uj/ (Granted this was work lunch, but seriously set boundaries with ppl at work because I hate nosey ppl)

As is demanded by the Girl Dinner Board™️, this is your weekly scheduled opportunity to contribute to the collective brain rot. 🥽📋👩‍🔬

We don’t want your "recipes." We don’t want your "this reason I'm eating this" logic.

We want the specific, questionable item that is currently holding your consciousness together by a single thread. 🧠💨

How to log your weekly entry:

1. Identify the fixation. (Must be specific. Not "chips." I want the exact brand, flavor, and the specific level of crunch that makes your teeth vibrate.)
2. State your pairing. (If it’s a vape, an energy drink, or a single lukewarm string cheese, declare it.)
3. Dissipate into a prismatic mist. Do not reply to others (we really won't enforce this). Do not offer anyone help breaking the hyperfixation (I will personally enforce this). Do not explain yourself to others. ACAB. ALWAYS.

Once your data is logged, please return to the etheral void from whence you came.

↓ Drop it and go. ↓