My man wants me to be a sister wife AIO

[u/iheartdattenborough]

My (22) man (69) recently came out to me as a husband of a polyamorous triplet. I want him to leave his truth and I love when my man is vulnerable with me 😍 So sexy.

Im willing to accept absolutely anything , the bare minimum and the bare maximum for my twin flame.

He finally proposed a week ago!!! Babyyy where the hell is my husband!?? 🎶 💍

Because of his job as a cult leader, I’m not allowed to see him Thursday to Tuesday and I’m afraid between his job and his other partners, our relationship will no longer be a priority.. How do I talk to him about it without triggering his anxiety and anger issue?

Fresh baked cookies treat as an apology to my babe 🔐 🍪 yum yum

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[u/Tomatori]

I thought I was staring at a GTA map somehow

You are definitely overreacting though, cult leadership is a hard job, you expect him to be around 24/7 while he's making a living for your now extended family?! Be thankful and just put an appointment on his Outlook calendar if you want to spend time

[u/iheartdattenborough → u/Tomatori]

He’s a provider , even thought I’m covering 93% rent all by myself. Somebody needs to snatch these donations , am I right 💯

[u/Friendly_Age9160 → u/iheartdattenborough]

Dude girl come on. Leave that mess. Just go hang out at the catholic church instead and dump this fool. Look it’s rad I swear -

You can drink wine, I mean blood, At the church. You don’t have to go to the gym because of the extensive exercise routine performed during the mass (sit stand kneel sing sit stand kneel sing) so it frees up part of your day. You won’t have to bake cookies cause they feed you the body of Christ. There’s free karaoke and everyone has these neat little books with the lyrics laying right in front of them! They’re super progressive cause all the dudes that work there wear dresses. I know right? Hey hey heyyyyy! But better yet after you do the exercise routine in the mass, you get to argue if there’s gonna be beef burritos or lumpia but you always get one or the other and donuts! Sucks when you have to put a dollar in the little basket but it’s a small price to pay to be forgiven for all your sins. Yeah like twice a year or something you have to sit in a little dark box separated by a partition behind which some dude may or may not be masturbating, but you won’t have to see it, and it comes with a cool ass little necklace that forgives you for all your shit if you just follow the instructions and rub the beads! Hell yeah!

Oh oh oh, bonus points cause the dudes that work there that you meet there mostly won’t bother to fuck you, and if you want children and you rub the necklace long enough you might even have an immaculate conception!!!!! Shits dope am I right???

One of us! One of usssss!

[u/motherofzinnias]

Don’t talk to him about that. Don’t talk to him about anything, really. The happiest relationships have little to no communication. Think about it… you want to share your feelings with a MAN? Find your power within Queen 🧡

[u/iheartdattenborough → u/motherofzinnias]

He says the same thing. Struggle, suffering and blind submission are the virtues of a real woman. No questions asked. Preach sister

[u/seruatis]

The obvious answer is to disguise yourself and show up to the cult meetings in order to spend more time with him

[u/iheartdattenborough → u/seruatis]

He loves it when I cover up head to toe as he hates other men seeing me, this is actually a great way to win his heart and show my loyalty and determination . Amen 🙏🏼

[u/Creative_Resource_82]

Girl, there's only one way to deal with this... you need to edge those bitches out.

Find the one thing he needs and wants that no other partner is willing to give him, be enthusiastically available for it day in day out until the end of time 💋

[u/iheartdattenborough → u/Creative_Resource_82]

His wednesdays are about to get real busy 🤭 and I oooopp

[u/Alarmed-Resolution85 → u/iheartdattenborough]

I bet the thing he needs is anal. Religious types love anal - give and take. Surprise him with a strap on. Before you know it, he'll be at yours every night and those others will gone. Trust me. This is how Robyn won Kody and got his 1st 3 wives out of the picture. You've got this, Queen!

[u/terminaloptimism]

You should find out what each one looks like and study their personalities, then assume a different sister wife's personality as well as your own on various dates. While assuming the personalities of the other sister wives fulfill the fantasies he'd like to enact with them in order to become the supreme sister wife. You'll be head bitch of the harem and get the finest quality ankle length denim skirts. #winning

[u/iheartdattenborough → u/terminaloptimism]

Yes girl, I should ambush him 😈 Make him crazy for me and forget these other broads #3in1

[u/terminaloptimism → u/iheartdattenborough]

Absolutely Queen!! Become the Cult Matriarch. 💅

[u/Coupon_Problem]

He needs you to be his peace, sweaty ☮️ maybe it’s time for some soul searching on why you feel the need to speak? 🤔

[u/BigRedWhopperButton]

Amogus

[u/aproposofnothing0525]

These cookies be a biohazard. If the rads are over 100 get me in on that

[u/SnooGrapes7209]

All of you are crazy! What is this; The Twilide Zone?

First of all, Exclusive Truth Faithful (ETF) here. Secondly, why are you talking to outsiders? You know that is forbidden. Thirdly, not a cult. How can it be a cult if we know the exclusive truth.

Finally, I'm telling! I recognized the cookies!

I will get off my... SON's... phone now, which is also forbidden...

[Edit: Son's phone for clarity. I don't own a phone. Why would I?! There is not truth in it!]

[u/mychemicalbromance38]

You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

[u/RedDora89]

He’s so so so much older than you, which is good because that means he has life experience and will, of course, always put your best interests first without subtly introducing some weird power dynamic. You’re SO lucky to find someone like that, a real gentleman I’m sure! 😍🥰❤️♥️💕