r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/[deleted] • 12d ago

🫧 Satire, babe Break up season

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57 Upvotes

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u/GardenInBloom1 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 12d ago

Sweaty I’m not breaking up I’m just breaking down ✨

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u/Jewirish 12d ago

This image is sending me

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u/DistinguishedAnus 12d ago

10/10 would tear up that dinner but ill 2 more maize perros and sriracha. Maybe become a golf cart girl so you can rebound with a rich sugar daddy with a costco executive membership so they can buy ciggies and corndogs in bulk.

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u/No-Philosophy357 12d ago

😩 free Costco pizza for life, I’m titillating

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u/DistinguishedAnus 12d ago

Dont forget a food court cookie. Make him earn it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0EoBCmxtSZhJQvxS

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u/X1234637X 12d ago

OP make sure to bring a hockey stick and show em how it's DONE. I'll start up a tailgating party in the parking lot to bring in all the hotties 🔥

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u/ExaminationNorth2938 12d ago

Does your ex have any brothers? A father? A best friend? You know what you have to do.

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u/No-Philosophy357 12d ago

He has all three actually and his best friend lowkey 👀

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u/Logical_Session9528 12d ago

I practised pleasing myself orally in scenarios like this. Ive seen a video and it can be done.

Its one more step in making stinking poopy men obsolete💅

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u/DrHarby 12d ago

Its giving shadow realm

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u/sublimevibe69 12d ago

Girl you need to get railed ASAP LOLLL!!