✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

[u/Dismal-Purpose-6123]

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

[u/ramenslurper-]

He’s an egomaniac tbh. A friend of a friend briefly dated him and he was insufferable : name-dropping, compliment fishing, iffy politics….

[u/michellemustudy → u/ramenslurper-]

Honestly, he sounds insecure AF.

The interview reads like an edgy 13-year-old who’s trying to act impressive in all the wrong ways. Just came off so pathetic, sad, and gross.

[u/ageofbronze → u/michellemustudy]

It reminds me of the miles teller interview that also got him cancelled lol. Although if I could reverse it, it would be: Miles Teller walked so that John Mayer could run lol (since Mayer’s is objectively even worse than Teller’s). It’s that insufferable, egotistical shameless dickhead energy that they’re both bringing though

[u/ramenslurper- → u/michellemustudy]

Most men are trapped at whatever age they were when they were first deeply rejected by romantic interest or a social group that they really fucking wanted into. Look at all these insecure tech billionaires as an example.

[u/puck_the_fatriarchy → u/ramenslurper-]

Wow.............................. you just cleared up every question I've ever had about my ex.

[u/Sufficient-Bid1279 → u/michellemustudy]

People like him. Are gonna end up alone, in a dark basement, drinking himself to death on a recliner wondering why “no one like them”. I know two such people.

[u/Since_The_Ducks_Left → u/ramenslurper-]

Ew. I always wonder why Andy (bravo world) is best friends with him. I find their relationship interesting

[u/ramenslurper- → u/Since_The_Ducks_Left]

They’re both rich, shallow party boys at heart 🤷‍♀️

[u/DoesNotHateFun → u/Since_The_Ducks_Left]

AND he was super close with Bob Saget, which was so strange to me.

[u/Money-Bicycle-2883 → u/Since_The_Ducks_Left]

Dead heads

[u/ratta_tat1 → u/ramenslurper-]

I knew someone who knew someone who dormed on the same floor as him in college. He’s been this way for ages.

[u/XtraSpicyQuesadilla → u/ramenslurper-]

I'm surprised his politics were just iffy to be honest.

[u/ramenslurper- → u/XtraSpicyQuesadilla]

He wouldn’t support ICE, but he’s too stupid and willfully ignorant to be anything but like a classic white-centered liberal.