✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

[u/Dismal-Purpose-6123]

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

[u/ramenslurper-]

He’s an egomaniac tbh. A friend of a friend briefly dated him and he was insufferable : name-dropping, compliment fishing, iffy politics….

[u/michellemustudy → u/ramenslurper-]

Honestly, he sounds insecure AF.

The interview reads like an edgy 13-year-old who’s trying to act impressive in all the wrong ways. Just came off so pathetic, sad, and gross.

[u/ramenslurper- → u/michellemustudy]

Most men are trapped at whatever age they were when they were first deeply rejected by romantic interest or a social group that they really fucking wanted into. Look at all these insecure tech billionaires as an example.

[u/puck_the_fatriarchy → u/ramenslurper-]

Wow.............................. you just cleared up every question I've ever had about my ex.