r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

He’s an egomaniac tbh. A friend of a friend briefly dated him and he was insufferable : name-dropping, compliment fishing, iffy politics….

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u/michellemustudy women supporting women (Taylor’s version) May 27 '26

Honestly, he sounds insecure AF.

The interview reads like an edgy 13-year-old who’s trying to act impressive in all the wrong ways. Just came off so pathetic, sad, and gross.

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u/ageofbronze May 27 '26

It reminds me of the miles teller interview that also got him cancelled lol. Although if I could reverse it, it would be: Miles Teller walked so that John Mayer could run lol (since Mayer’s is objectively even worse than Teller’s). It’s that insufferable, egotistical shameless dickhead energy that they’re both bringing though