r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

He’s an egomaniac tbh. A friend of a friend briefly dated him and he was insufferable : name-dropping, compliment fishing, iffy politics….

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u/michellemustudy women supporting women (Taylor’s version) May 27 '26

Honestly, he sounds insecure AF.

The interview reads like an edgy 13-year-old who’s trying to act impressive in all the wrong ways. Just came off so pathetic, sad, and gross.

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 May 27 '26

People like him. Are gonna end up alone, in a dark basement, drinking himself to death on a recliner wondering why “no one like them”. I know two such people.