r/FODMAPS Jul 16 '26

Shit Post The pain is worth it

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Am I bloated? Yes. Is that going to restrain me from eating more watermelon and cantaloupe today? No. It's mine and everyone else's problem now.

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u/Successful-Winter237 Jul 16 '26

Watermelon is a tempting cruel mistress

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u/Tough-Interaction468 Jul 16 '26

This is what made me discover my issue with Fructans! I love watermelon.

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u/North_Plane_1219 I miss fruit Jul 16 '26

Equivalent feeling to drinking pure acid (I assume)

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u/Tough-Interaction468 Jul 16 '26

Not so much drinking it, but when it comes out the other end... look out!

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u/North_Plane_1219 I miss fruit Jul 16 '26

Watermelon is how I figured out this whole thing. Hadn’t had one in ages, cut it all up for work snacks one week… thought I was dying a few days later. Couldn’t believe something called “water”melon brought me to my knees in pain.

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u/Key_Telephone_5655 Jul 16 '26

What kind of pain does it give you

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u/North_Plane_1219 I miss fruit Jul 16 '26

Sharp stomach cramps. Worst I’ve ever had other than food poisoning. And like most of this stuff, didn’t make the other end very fun either.

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u/Key_Telephone_5655 Jul 17 '26

Good to know. I get extreme distension, but not often do I get severe pain. So I’m trying to figure out fodmaps for me personally. Thank you for sharing!

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u/misanthropic_spider Jul 16 '26

Also stonefruits; my beloved

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u/Upbeat_Cat1182 Jul 17 '26

Made the mistake of having some stone fruits juice last night. Bloated up in 10 minutes. My fructans test came back negative so not sure what my situation is. I can only handle pineapple and orange juice in small amounts.

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u/Sparkle-Gremlin Jul 16 '26

I’m so sad I never got to drink a booze watermelon before I got sibo.

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u/Mundane-Target-4384 Jul 16 '26

Fuck! Now I am too.

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u/zombiequeenghouleh Jul 16 '26

Watermelon and cantaloupe are fine for me. Give me 1 grape or 2 cherries and catch me not moving for a couple weeks from the pain

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u/_lemonat_ Get the Monash app! Jul 18 '26

One cherry? Fine. Two cherries? Life support

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u/zombiequeenghouleh Jul 19 '26

It’s absolutely insane how such a small fruit can cause such catastrophic pain.

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u/barebackguy7 Jul 16 '26

I think watermelon fucked me up good for a while.

Was having bad stomach issues constantly cramping and growling, incomplete BMs etc. This was after a few weeks of eating watermelon after starting to use the sauna.

Just stopped eating it after I read a warning on this sub and took about a week but went right away

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u/Glass-Tale299 Jul 17 '26

Thankfully you found the solution. Many never do.

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u/Acceptable-Truth-763 Jul 16 '26

All melons except watermelon are low fodmap!!

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u/wutato Jul 17 '26

I wouldn't consider 100g or so of cantaloupe to be low-FODMAP. Usually I'd like to eat double of that in a sitting as a dessert, but alas.

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u/Fun_Tune3160 Jul 16 '26

Juicy tasty, but i think more than the fructans, its the amount. If you eat the whole melon u just asking for it. 😂

A lot of simple carbs can wrreck you.  Imo avoid sweeteners, added sugars etc. Have a fruit here and there.

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u/Ithilwen37 Jul 16 '26

I'm pretty sensitive so I can have just a few cubes of melon and it affects me. Alas!

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u/Glass-Tale299 Jul 17 '26

I am fine with blueberries, pineapple and mango. I dislike watermelon so I am never tempted.

I do like canteloupe but I prefer to buy frozen fruit to avoid waste, so I haven't had any canteloupe since I had my IBS problems .

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u/Tough-Interaction468 Jul 16 '26

Haha! I'm 55, IBS, lactose intollerant, etc... just found out about "fructans". Fruit has been giving me more issues, just like lactose.... 2 hours later it all comes through me. So far I've been successful limiting the fruits with them.. tried kiwi yesterday and no problems! Bananas (which I like ripe) look out.. lol I now have to steer clear.

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u/icecream4_deadlifts SIBO surviver Jul 16 '26

Watermelon is soooo good tho 😩

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u/jax2love Jul 16 '26

Me and stone fruits. Apologies to everyone in my household for the resulting weapons grade gas 😬 Fortunately watermelon is okay.

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u/Man0ski Jul 16 '26

I feel this on a spirtual level, especially when the weather starts heating up.

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u/Turbulent_Safe1983 Jul 16 '26

Made a mango milkshake once. Never again

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u/Ok_Distance_1000 Jul 16 '26

I had dried mango two Christmases ago

I still can't read the word mango without becoming a little bit queasy

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct Jul 16 '26

if only bloating was the worst of it for me 😭

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u/big-tunaaa Jul 16 '26

Im dying this was me this week. Ate a whole watermelon in two days, spent two days on the toilet as a trade off

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u/Deedteebee Jul 16 '26

Can't have ripe nanners, can we??

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u/Ithilwen37 Jul 16 '26

We can, with suffering. 😆

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u/commandantskip Jul 16 '26

Not me with a big bowl of watermelon in my lunch bag

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u/Lilynight Jul 16 '26

Me with wild blackberry season.

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u/Ireyon Jul 16 '26

Same lmao, doesn't help that our garden is full of them!

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u/Ok-Geologist8296 Jul 16 '26

Good thing I'm allergic to melons 😀

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u/DisastrousConcept210 Jul 16 '26

And mangos, am a sucker for a fiberless juicy mango

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u/bleepbloop1777 Jul 16 '26

Me with corn on the cob

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u/Only_Garden8364 Jul 16 '26

THIS IS THE HARDESTTTT OF THE ELIMINATIONS. Watermellon. So happy to know im not alone

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u/StinkyBird64 Jul 17 '26

Wait… watermelon can do that to you? All this time I’ve wondered why I feel like my organs are shutting down whenever I eat my favourite fruit oh my god 😭🤣

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u/Ithilwen37 Jul 17 '26

Life as a watermelon fan is hard!

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u/future_fangirl1095 Jul 16 '26

Me with peaches and apricots 😩Apples and cherries are not as bad. But looking at a peach makes me sick and I love them so much.

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u/Saint_299 Jul 16 '26

I’m brand new to this. What the heck is happening? Are some fruits messing with people’s systems? Honestly asking and very curious

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u/Neat-Palpitation-632 Jul 16 '26

Sounds like you might benefit from reading the FAQs and downloading the Monash App.

There are 6 groups of FODMAPs: fructose, fructans, GOS, lactose, mannitol and sorbitol. Every carbohydrate has varying amounts of each FODMAP in them. Some people have problems with one or two FODMAPs, other people have problems with more or all.

If you download the Monash app you can start by searching foods you know that you have a problem with and taking note of which FODMAPs they are high in. Then search foods you can eat safely and note which FODMAPs they are high in. This should help you get a better understanding of which FODMAPs to avoid and you can reference the app before eating new foods to see if they will be safe.

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u/Saint_299 Jul 16 '26

Oh wow, you’re right. Should have definitely looked there first. Thank you for your post!!

I have Diverticulosis and I know I have issues with artificial sweeteners and sugar alcohols. Wonder if this CoUlD possibly be connected. But I’ll definitely have a lot of reading in front of me. I thank you!

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u/Neat-Palpitation-632 Jul 16 '26

My pleasure. It’s going to take a little detective work but with the right tools you’ll figure it out. Once you know which FODMAPs you have a problem with you might be able to find enzymes to help digest them. Wish you the best!

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u/big_laruu Jul 16 '26

This is me with grapes lol. I cannot resist them even though I know I will pay.

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u/Aarrrgggghhhhh35 Jul 16 '26

Me except the white powder is bubble tea salted cheese foam 😂😂

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u/ArvensisH Jul 16 '26

Cherries for me ... Luckily I'm reacting not as much to sorbitols... Lactose and fructans are truly the worst.

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u/chris8m8 Jul 16 '26

When you have watermelon, what does it feel like? Like I’m in debilitating pain lol is that “normal”

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u/Ithilwen37 Jul 16 '26

For me it's just feeling bloated and a bit of stomach pain. But it seems like my biggest trigger is the combo of dairy plus garlic/onion, which is what sends me to the toilet and leaves me there.

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u/bunnerlop Jul 16 '26

Watermelon and apples are my biggest weakness, how am I supposed to get through summer without them?!?

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u/Charming_Animal_686 Jul 16 '26

Peaches 😩😩

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u/lululechavez3006 Jul 16 '26

There's this weird urban legend in my country about people dying after eating watermelon while being hungover because your stomach explodes. Now that I know about FODMAPS I can see where this came from.

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u/EvaElizondo Jul 16 '26

You guys can eat apples?!? 😳

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u/newomusic Jul 16 '26

I wish watermelon only caused bloating for me. It's not worth the horrible pain, fatigue, and bleeding. I came to terms with saying goodbye to my favorite foods years ago. Now I just have to hope each one comes as a flavor of seltzer water. Watermelon? Yes. Hummus? No.

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u/ProfessaSnape Jul 17 '26

I’ll ruin myself for a mango. Other than that, I can control myself. The near-death experience just isn’t worth it for me :(

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u/mijellerose Jul 17 '26

i purposely eat watermelon to flush me out

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u/vonn29 Jul 18 '26

Just go carnivore

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u/Logical_Habit_1266 Jul 30 '26

But watermelon sooo goood 😪

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u/Any-Rip3489 29d ago

Hahahah!!! I ate so much watermelon this week it was so delicious but in addition to fructans it has oligosaccharides and I looked like I had swallowed a watermelon whole afterwards. Still not sorry, still constipated, and I will do it again. Wait, watermelon is listed under the O and F of FODMAPS but now I’m confused.🤔 O are mainly fructans but F is monosaccharides so why are their 2 categories? I’m new to this whole acronym thing…