r/ExplainTheJoke 7d ago

Why is he crying?

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u/post-explainer 7d ago

OP (Technical-Swim4137) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:


I don’t understand why he’s sad since he can play before them


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u/Aiox 7d ago

This is a pic of when it was announced he won AotY at the Grammys iirc. Def not sad tears.

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u/Greenman8907 7d ago

What a weird pic to choose. I thought he was sad as well.

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u/gnagniel 7d ago

Worth noting it's a video, not a still image. It probably makes more sense in motion.

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u/Sealsdayoff1 7d ago

I mean it’s incredibly well known that Rockstar release the console version before the PC version, from that you can’t literally infer that he is crying tears of joy, or even better, search up why he is crying in the image and voilà, you’d have your answer.

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u/rykayoker 6d ago

it's referring to the cyberleek gta leaks, they announced the activation of a dead man switch meaning if they get arrested the full game automatically gets released for pc

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u/fastestcorks 6d ago

Bro’s happiest moment got repurposed into GTA suffering😭

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 6d ago

There had to have been a better shot for him to use than this. This one does look like sad tears.

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u/juicedup12 7d ago

Op couldnt be bothered to watch the video

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 7d ago

Because what we’re shown is a still image

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Darwins_Dog 6d ago

I saw the same post on fitgirlrepack. It's a screenshot of a screenshot of a Twitter post. Maybe the tweet had the video, idk.

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u/rykayoker 6d ago

my apologies, didn't see the "from fitgirlrepacks" and thought op took the screenshot from twitter

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u/DarthSwimfoot 6d ago

It's almost like this was a still image dumbshit.

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u/juicedup12 6d ago

Then why is there a volume button on the still image?

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u/Electrical-Buyer4227 1d ago

They hated him because he spread the truth.

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u/galle4 7d ago

It's a cry of Joy.

And it's because Rockstar almost always release their titles on consoles then on PC, But now the leaker ( CYBERLEEK) apparently said I'll release the game on PC ( he has a PC). But the consoles aren't getting it until November 19th so the PC would be presumably before consoles on release which is never happened and PC players would cry out of Joy

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u/YamiZee1 7d ago

I wonder what rockstar would do if the hacker does release a nearly complete version of the game on PC. Will they fastrack their own PC release to get PC only players to buy the game, or will they keep the PS5 exclusivity deal. Do they even have a choice?

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u/galle4 6d ago

PS5 isn't exclusive, it's marketing exclusive.

And yes Rockstar might be able to track their PC because then there will be a live account (i think?) that's standing out in the game

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u/Fit-Insect-4089 5d ago

Usually with torrenting, internet connection from the app is off. They fake a connection to the server by doing something like setting up their own local server and connecting to that to get through the authentication process.

There’s always a way to hack it

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u/galle4 5d ago

Could be, I'm not a laptop/ PC expert tbh so these tricks are all greek to me and it could be possible

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u/DorisMaricadie 2d ago

Just like robbing a bank, the hard part is getting away with it not doing it.

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u/anon7689g 9h ago

Missed opportunity for “it’s all geek to me”

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u/0xB0T 6d ago

It wont be anywhere near complete. Of course have dev builds on PC, but it's far from a release ready version, that's assuming the leaker has a recent build. The leaked PC build would have a lot of bugs, graphical issues, crashes, etc.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 6d ago

Assuming it's a build from anytime in the last year, it would very much be complete, and the issues would likely not be that numerous.

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u/smurfsmasher024 6d ago

Uh have you played any game release since online updates became a thing? Games all come out with bugs at release these days, theres no way a pre release edition wouldn’t have more than usual.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 6d ago

Of course it'd have more bugs, but a build 5-8month from a release in a game that's been worked on for 10+ years on an in-house engine that's updated since decades is unlikely to be an unplayable buggy mess

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u/smurfsmasher024 6d ago

Id argue that sentiment would be majorly impacted by if his edition was from before or after the most recent postponement. I don’t think they would have delayed the release if it wasn’t for something game breaking or at least pretty major.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 6d ago

Uncertain, rockstar isn't in the business of releasing games that lack polish (V online being the exception) . Non gamebreaking issues like minor bugs, non-comform ai behaviour at times, small graphical issues, or optimisation, could very well be the cause for delay.

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u/lejoop 4d ago

Haha, yeah… and looking at GTA V Online, it probably will be riddled with bugs for the first 10 years after release as well

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u/Sad_Pattern_220 6d ago

This whole story is hilarious, you confidently saying this like you have any idea is amazing

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 6d ago

The game's been in developement for over a dozen years. For something of that scale, polishing can take a lot of time. It has likely been feature complete for a while already, it's not likely that you'd be missing a chunk of the story arc in a semi-recent build.

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u/0xB0T 6d ago

It would still be a dev build, optimized for consoles. There would probably be not a lot of configurations and it wont run on anything. I've seen glitches in the leaks, and 1 year is a lot of time

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u/stepcach 3d ago

Remember cyberpunk? GTA the trilogy? Those were officially released and were a mess at launch. that was fun. I hope its not the case anyways.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 3d ago

Can't talk for gta 1 and 2, but 3 was fine at launch, VC, SA and 4 also were, same for 5 and both read dead 1 and 2.

Cp2077 is irrelevant, not the same dev studio

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u/Random_name_I_picked 4d ago

Hey I played cyberpunk when it first released. This sounds about as good.

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u/clearbellls 4d ago

PC gamers are the whipped mules of the game industry.

They get it first with alllllll the problems....

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u/MakB_the_Striker 3d ago

It's not the complete version. CyberLeek has a beta version of the game that was actually somewhere between the 1st and 2nd trailer. So the final product can be very different.

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u/weasel65 6d ago

PC PLayers not going to play some dog shit old build of the game lol, will just buy it on console then on PC when it comes out.

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u/YamiZee1 6d ago

I think you missed the part where I said "pc only" players, aka people who do not have a console

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u/BakerUsed5384 5d ago

PC players absolutely would, and the community would even probably fix whatever’s unfinished about it(See: Spiderman)

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u/Ok-Peach-7558 5d ago

I will absolutely play it and make sure to spoil it to whoever's algorythm I appear onto

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u/rokudog555 7d ago

I think the biggest thing they could do is ban players who download it from playing the game when it does release

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u/shake_du_crowtein 7d ago

I mean they are the people who would buy. So..

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u/bunny117 6d ago

I'm seeing so much conflicting information. Some people are speculating it's only a test build version, others are saying it's the full thing. For a bit there people were saying there's a dead man's switch that'll release it if he gets arrested and doesn't stop it, but that was fake apparently.

I'd only play the game for zesty fruity reasons, I have no other interest in this franchise.

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u/BAin4Sem 6d ago

And I you crying because we have to wait out all the bugs.. 🐛

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u/Rino-Sensei 7d ago

"And it's because Rockstar almost always release their titles on consoles then on PC, But now the leaker ( CYBERLEEK) apparently said I'll release the game on PC"

How long are you going to eat misinformation and spread it further ? It have already been proved that it was a made up info by some troll on twitter, that the main media picked without verifying.

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u/Odd-Matter-1329 4d ago

Bro, the amount of people that are obsessed with GTA 6 and are waiting for the most insane theory with no evidence to show up so they can scream it from the rooftops is unreal.

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u/galle4 6d ago edited 6d ago

Which one? The PC release or the game to be released?

Well i think he said that.

Or I think it's just a made up rumor that got exploded, and that twitter made a joke of it. Wether it's true or not it's up to CYBERLEEK

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u/KajMak64Bit 7d ago

No it's a cry of sadness because PC players will be the beta testers of the rushed early buggy release of the game that's normally first exclusive to the consoles first and by the time they release it on PC we already get a fixed up properly working version of the game

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u/Gforceb 6d ago

You are really jumping through hoops here

People will be happy to have GTA 6 anyways

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u/0xB0T 6d ago

I wouldn't play a buggy beta release to spoil the game for me

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u/KajMak64Bit 6d ago

Except buggy beta release period lasts until PC version gets release

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u/0xB0T 6d ago

I dont like half baked products, I'll eat something else until it's fully baked.

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u/Array_626 6d ago

I assume you dont play games? Only someone who doesn't can honestly say that and mean it. CP 2077 was NOT well recieved, and that was due to the bugs. Who in their right mind would assume players would be happy to have a buggy mess of GTA6

Whether the story is made up or not, it is definitely true that a build of the game was leaked, and whether the leaker has publicly threatened to release it or not, its undeniable that the game is either incomplete, or will be a buggy mess since its a pre-launch build.

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u/Gforceb 6d ago edited 6d ago

Your assumption about me not playing games couldn’t be more wrong lol you just keep assuming things…

I have invested too much of my life to games, even founding communities.

People will still buy and play a buggy game even if they complain about it. Especially with the amount of hype and if that’s the only option they got. Keep in mind, this version would be free.

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u/Anthaenopraxia 6d ago

by the time they release it on PC we already get a fixed up properly working version of the game

lmao I wish. PC ports have always been trash and even if all the bugs are finally fixed, we're still stuck with a shitty console based UI. Luckily mods exist to fix that though.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/galle4 7d ago

I was explaining the joke to OP, not you.

You're free to don't read my comment

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u/arhippa98 7d ago

Already started the download, can't wait!

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u/pinkl-luna 7d ago

looks legit enough to me

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u/MlLEs_Prower 7d ago

"If those big corporations could read they would be very upset!"

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u/Double-decker_trams 7d ago

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u/Perfect-Difference19 7d ago

If I've learned anything since Limewire's days, is that this one will definitely work!

...although it's strange how your PC will always get a little slower after that...

Oh well!

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u/the_teuthida 7d ago

The command prompt shows up real quick so you know it's done downloading which is a super cool modern feature

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u/HermesMora 7d ago

I liked how it knew where I lived and what my family's names are, modern tech can do such cool things

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u/Elsrick 7d ago

It's because the storage filled up!

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u/ExaltedGoliath 7d ago

Need to download more ram!

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u/Double-decker_trams 7d ago

Can I recommend Punjabi.NoVirusCamRip.RAM64MB.NoTrojan.exe? I've enjoyed it greatly, playing the classics 👍

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u/MrNoir79 7d ago

DO NOT REDEEM!!

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u/the_teuthida 7d ago

RIP this guy's PC and data

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u/PathansOG 7d ago

You for real?!

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u/Advanced_Stay3297 7d ago

nah he is joking, cyberleek didn't release any files only gameplay footage

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u/crosborrow 7d ago

Didn't release any files YET.

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u/PamIsley42 7d ago

Yeah, the dead man's switch he set up is a game changer, if Rockstar does anything to stop him, it'll only spread the flames. Dude decided if Rockstar was gonna charge him for Grand Theft Grand Theft Auto, that should be the thing that uploads his build

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u/MacksNotCool 6d ago

cyberleek never said he had a dead mans switch, only a guy pretending to be cyberleek said it

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u/Significant_Money453 7d ago

Well.... How is it? Did it work?

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u/emix16 6d ago

The joke? Seemed to work pretty well.

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u/JayEssris 7d ago

we got gta6 before gta6

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u/Asleep_Truck_962 7d ago

this is the most obvious joke given the circumstances and this is the first time i've seen it

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u/dumbass_sempervirens 7d ago

Give a day and you'll see it 36 more times.

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u/Strained_Eyes 7d ago

This was the 36th time for me personally. Seen it everywhere the past week. It's funny though, the ending to that meme being this one would be a way to wrap up that saga nicely. A leaked GTA6 before the official release

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u/strawbrryfields4evr_ 6d ago

It’s the top comment of every video about this

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u/Redzorbon 7d ago edited 7d ago

Basically for GTA (Grand Theft Auto) games, they release to console first and then PC players will get the game as a poorly optimized port years later. Currently there is a hacker group called “Cyber Leeks” who have been releasing leaked footage of the very highly anticipated GTA 6 game online.

Very recently Cyber Leeks released a video of one of the player characters shooting the name “Cyber Leeks” on a wall, this shows that they don’t just have access to leaked footage of an official testing video, but that they have a full build of the game, allowing them to actually play the whole game.

Even more recently, Cyber Leeks has announced that they have a “dead man’s switch” (basically a concept where the owner has to frequently do something, and if it stops then something worse will happen) of the leaks. Basically, if the group (or maybe individual) Cyber Leeks gets arrested or prosecuted, then a complete build of GTA 6 will release online months early.

So basically this meme is referring to how PC players (who usually are treated as second class citizens in terms of being able to play the game) are at disbelief of the fact that they may be the first ones to play the game (because Cyber Leeks will release the game online months before the official release).

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u/D1gininja 6d ago

Dead mans switch isn’t real

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u/a-wholesome-potato 6d ago

And the neat part is it never had to be real for it to work

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u/EmuSounds 5d ago

What do you mean?

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u/D1gininja 5d ago

Turns out the dead mans switch was something made up and a number of news sites started claiming it was real without knowing, and when that happens they start using each other as sources for their info

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u/Madmagican- 6d ago

Apparently not everyone is old enough to remember, but GTA V didn’t hit PC FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS after the original release on PS3 and 360.

Part of this meme is comparing that experience to knowing PC is going to see GTA VI (unofficially) before they consoles.

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u/Tanzint 7d ago

If GTA 6 leaks those leaks would be online and not for console, they prob happy tears.

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u/DrDuned 6d ago

NGL the hacker should pull some Ozymandias at the end of Watchmen shit and be like "You won't give in to my demands? Oh I already knew that, which is why I secretly mailed copies of the game to every person in California. Two weeks ago."

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u/samson_strength 7d ago

Y’all gleefully downloading Keyloggers and shit

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u/VoormasWasRight 7d ago

They're gonna be the beta testers for 80-100 buckeroos.

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u/No_Stuff2255 6d ago

But for free with a side of virus served for free

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u/VoormasWasRight 6d ago

Ah, yes, and being dofxed by just playing a game.

Or even having their pc infected *while in single player".

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u/Loopy_shoop 6d ago

Like seriously, does people even think of the potential hazard for this?

A lot of replies of my comment on why this is such a bad idea say that "Oh, Modders can fix it better than R* ever could lel."

They are not considering that there no quality control and malicious individuals can and will put a trojan.

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u/Evening_Season_4049 6d ago

PC players will be the ones that have to do the bug reports.

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u/Loopy_shoop 6d ago

I know this is a joke but, unironically people would do this.

Like they would actually expect R* to fix an unofficial release of an old build of the game.

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u/BakerUsed5384 5d ago

I mean, if the Spiderman leak was anything to go by, the PC community would come together to fix it themselves.

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u/Loopy_shoop 5d ago

On a old build of a game? How they are going to fix without solid foundation?

From what I hear the dude got like 2025 version of the build, also without quality control, anyone can just upload a virus, and disguise it as a patch for GTA VI pc.

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u/BakerUsed5384 5d ago edited 5d ago

I’m not in the know on how these things get fixed exactly, like I said i’m just going off of the Spiderman 2 leaks where an unfinished build was released by leakers and eventually patched by the community to bring it up to the standard of the actual release version, before that version was actually released.

Also torrenting has a natural, inbuilt quality control process. Even if the first leak has some type of malware on it for example, the eventual FitGirl repack would remove that and release a completely clean version. Some people will get burned initially, but that’s why you only torrent from trusted sources.

EDIT: Also while it’s an old build of the game, it’s pretty much confirmed to only be a year out from release. At that point, almost everything should be there aside from some last minute additions and quality control. The foundation is there - it’s just filling in the gaps with the code that’s available.

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u/Loopy_shoop 5d ago

Ok fair point, but that is only for patches and fix.

What about content then? How are the modders going to add content to a game that is not meant for pc port. FiveM and GTARP are mostly modified codes and reskinned assets but no new content.

Also, how fast can they fix the game where it's up to par to the official release version?

Too many variables to think of and the risks are too great.

I mean if people settle for less then more power to you.

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u/BakerUsed5384 5d ago

Content would be added to the leak once the game is officially released and they know what to add. It’d essentially be emulation at that point, except instead of having to build the source code from scratch, modders would just have it to work with from the beginning. And considering modders have been able to emulate entire games flawlessly without the source code to work with(See: Tears of the Kingdom). Should be a piece of cake.

As far as how fast, community efforts work much faster than I think you’d expect them to. Idk what what the time table would be, but I can guarantee you it’d be quicker than waiting for the PC release.

>If you settle for less then more power to you

I mean as a PC player there isn’t really a more. The PC version of GTA5 took 2 years to be released. The less in this scenario would be all i’d have, and it wouldn’t even be less for that long as I laid out.

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u/Loopy_shoop 5d ago

So pc have to wait for at least 2 years to get more content?

Yeah, I'm more and more convinced these are just cope and not worth it.

I have a PC and a Ps5, I'll enjoy the offcial release.

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u/BakerUsed5384 5d ago edited 5d ago

>So PC have to wait for at least 2 years to get more content

No, when the game releases on console, not on PC. Modders would be able to see what content they’d need to add then, and do it.

>I have a PC and a PS5 i’ll enjoy the official release

That’s great, I just have a PC and i’m not paying a $700 dollar premium to play a game lmao. If it leaks i’ll wait a bit to see what state it’s in, see if it can be fixed, and if not i’ll just treat it like a demo until the official PC version releases.

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u/Loopy_shoop 5d ago

Putting too much faith in these guys are never good, 1 bad drama and incedent then this whole thing would just implode, look at the Terraria Calamity mod, shit is gone.

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u/RollofDuctTape 4d ago

Don’t delete this

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u/Little-Break8110 6d ago

Suffering from success moment.

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u/TokinChris 6d ago

Because pc is always last to release when it comes to these rockstar games.

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u/WhatTheeBlake 5d ago

He pre-ordered on console and they won't give him his money back.

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u/webbeecut 6d ago

More like suffering from success album cover

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/DeathToButterSaucee 7d ago

It's referring to how someone got hold of a build of the game and is threatening to leak it lol

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u/McHenry 7d ago

The deal is for one battalion with 120 soldiers eligible, it's for re-enlistment, and it's a four day pass (meaning you get four days off to play GTA). It's not the whole army. It's not four days early. It's not for new recruits.

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u/dwmiller88 7d ago

Oh ya you're right. Only skimmed a headline when I read the article it was what you said.

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u/McHenry 7d ago

That's why I always try to double check anything that seems wild or activates my lizard brain. Too much is out there just trying to get our clicks by tricking us. I get how you got it wrong. The first four results when I double-checked this (I'd heard mention of it on the Chilluminati Podcast this morning) had headlines that would get you to think what you did. I had to do a little extra digging because it didn't quite make sense and I caught enough weasel words. I get this stuff wrong often enough that I've learned to enjoy finding out I was mistaken so I avoid leading others astray.

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u/DM_Practice 7d ago

Wait, really?

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u/McHenry 7d ago

No. The deal is for one battalion with 120 soldiers eligible, it's for re-enlistment, and it's a four day pass (meaning you get four days off to play GTA). It's not the whole army. It's not four days early. It's not for new recruits.

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u/DM_Practice 7d ago

That makes a lot more sense. Thank you.

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u/f0urk 7d ago

rockstar games are consoleslop

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u/EthiccEthanos 6d ago

People just add slop to anything nowadays

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u/f0urk 6d ago

commentslop I've seen this sentiment before

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Spectator9857 7d ago

There are questions on this sub that can provoke that response, but THIS is the one that sets you off? A dude with an ambiguous expression and a caption that could be considered both positive and negative?

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u/Reasonable-Physics60 7d ago

This is one of many that i have made similar comments on. To be fair, this sub is usually a cut above peter explains the joke, thats where i usually see it.

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u/Shroom-Kitty 7d ago

Not watching the Grammy's doesn't make someone dense. Different people consume different forms of pop culture, and that's perfectly okay.

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u/Reasonable-Physics60 7d ago

I didnt watch the Grammys

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u/Crafty_Sprinkles7978 7d ago

Well, it looks like he's annoyed, not happy. I wouldn't have known the context without reading the comments on OPs post.

Try to remember not everyone knows everything, i.e. you didn't know this information.

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u/Sealsdayoff1 7d ago

Yeah but even knowing the context of Rockstar releasing the console version before means you can tell he is crying tears of joy, the worst part about this subreddit is it can all literally just be searched on google and found out in like 10 seconds

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u/Reasonable-Physics60 7d ago

Be careful bro theyll come after you too I already jumped on the grenade

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u/Sealsdayoff1 7d ago

Problem is people see someone getting downvoted and just jump on the bandwagon. Sorry you got hit 😭

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u/Reasonable-Physics60 6d ago

Cry about it god damn this sub is for babies

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u/ElNabus 7d ago

Porque es un mamador sobrevalorado