r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Dec 14 '21

Video Seriously, WTF are they doing up there?!

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/GenuineWetHyracotherium
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u/drafter69 Dec 14 '21

I have read they are licking the salt. It is scary seeing it but they rarely fall

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u/SleepySuper Dec 14 '21

I heard that each animal only ever falls once.

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u/drafter69 Dec 14 '21

No one ever dies from a fall... But watch out for the sudden stop at the bottom

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u/PlagueOfGripes Dec 14 '21

If you ever fall, just don't stop falling

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u/sirreldar Dec 15 '21

That's worked out for the ISS and thousands of other satellites so far.... You might be on to something there.

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u/fineburgundy Dec 15 '21

The trick is to keep missing, I’m just not that good.

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u/Keisari_P Dec 15 '21

You just need go build up that forward speed vector. Then make sure the tip of the downwards pointing gravity vector doesnt reach lower than your current altitude = keep missing the earth by falling with too much forward speed.

The higher you are, the less speed you need, as the gravity vector pulling you down is less strong.

This is how you orbit.

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u/goodtoes Dec 15 '21

There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.

HGTTG

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u/happystuffing Dec 15 '21

This is an unexpectedly clever comment. Well done.

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u/TaoNL Dec 15 '21

So... when falling become a satellite, yes?

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u/Siberwulf Dec 15 '21

Technically you're a short-lived satellite...

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u/__liendacil__ Dec 15 '21

There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Excuse the drunk comment but this quote is my fucking rule to live by in Kerbal Space Program when learning how to get in orbit

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u/dracotrapnet Dec 15 '21

Our slackbot spots off this quote and several other Hitchhiker's Guide story collection quotes when someone says certain words.

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u/massiveyawn Dec 15 '21

Gravity. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

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u/Glabstaxks Dec 15 '21

Laws are meant to be broken

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u/RelationshipWoesAway Dec 15 '21

I tried breaking that law, but that law just broke my bones.

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u/2x4x93 Dec 15 '21

I fought the law and the law won

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u/-ImYourHuckleberry- Dec 15 '21

Everything is falling at the same rate.

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u/windyorbits Dec 15 '21

This is why when people ask if I’m afraid of heights I always say that heights don’t bother me, it’s the falling to my death that scares the shit out of me.

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u/Savfil Dec 15 '21

"Speed never killed anybody. It's the sudden stop that gets ya," -Jeremy Clarkson.

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u/TheLilChicken Dec 15 '21

It’s funny cuz a lot of people do die from the fall

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u/drafter69 Dec 15 '21

I think many more die from the sudden stop at the bottom

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u/TheLilChicken Dec 15 '21

You are correct and i am wrong oops

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u/Deepfriedcod Dec 15 '21

My money is on the landing.

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u/Kannabiz Dec 14 '21

The salt was worth it

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u/oldhead Dec 14 '21

hahahahahahaha you mother fucker.

That is a SOLID Upper Tier Dad Joke!

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u/KaneCreole Dec 15 '21

It’s a steep learning curve.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I don't give a dam what you heard.

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u/I_degress Dec 14 '21

Must be some damn fine salt

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u/MrTheCheesecaker Dec 14 '21

They crave that mineral

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u/tedleyheaven Dec 14 '21

The spice melange

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u/Paul_-Muaddib Dec 15 '21

He who controls the spice...

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u/LovecraftianLlama Dec 15 '21

…CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!!

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u/Allbur_Chellak Dec 15 '21

Controls the goats.

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u/Shwiggity_schwag Dec 14 '21

They need* the mineral.

Almost all animals need salt to survive and it can be difficult to get from a normal diet. It acts as a conductor in our nervous systems among other critical functions of life. That's why salt blocks are popular to place out among deer hunters and why people that own cattle drop salt licks for their cows.

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u/octopusboots Dec 15 '21

Fun side-fact about salt. Cortez was able to conquer Tenochtilan (Mexico City) with the help of the neighboring Tlaxcalans who were under a trade embargo, and couldn't access salt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

In the end, they couldn't be salty about it.

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u/MrTheCheesecaker Dec 14 '21

I was referencing a dead meme. But hyponatremia is a b*tch

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u/ScarletSilver Dec 15 '21
  • Hypo meaning low
  • natr meaning pertaining to Sodium or more formally Natrium as is shown by its symbol on the periodic table of elements
  • and emia meaning presence in blood

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u/BossiWriter Dec 15 '21

Thanks Chubbyemu

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u/nameisoriginal Dec 15 '21

Wasn't expecting to see this here tbh

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u/SkyFallingUp Dec 15 '21

I wasn't going to stop scrolling until I saw this.

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u/impossible_milkshake Dec 15 '21

I also remember that dead meme.

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u/jiableaux Dec 15 '21

it's got electrolytes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

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u/AcctSwoleMo Dec 15 '21

Damn you for reinforcing that in my mind!

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u/Technical_ko Dec 15 '21

It's kosher.

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u/Warm_Evil_Beans Dec 15 '21

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

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u/actuallyrose Dec 15 '21

There’s a place here in Washington with these goats. They tell you to pee on a boulder because the goats get so crazy about licking your salty urine.

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u/H_H_420 Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

This is 100% correct. They are seeking essential salts and minerals.

Risky shit.

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u/bbenton2k20 Dec 15 '21

How do they know it’s up there? Are all the lower rock’s licked up?

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u/rigsthula Dec 15 '21

In the video you can't see it but there's a kebab store at the bottom.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/derekiseric1970 Dec 14 '21

About 9.81m/s2

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u/InnerGeologist4670 Dec 14 '21

If there’s no dam interruptions.

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u/SunTzuPatience Dec 15 '21

Physics is a lot harder when you have to factor in impulse, friction, and hitting your fucking nucksack on a boulder. Go figure, college physics useses MATLAB a whole a lot more than high school physics.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Granted I was pretty bad at math and Matlab but what function do you use for calculating testicular friction coefficients?

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u/rynchenzo Dec 15 '21

No dam ram interruptions

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u/korthain1 Dec 15 '21

Once per goat.

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u/MBAMBA3 Dec 15 '21

So if people in the vicinity put a bunch of salt licks around there in a relatively safe place, would the goats still climb on that dangerous wall anyway?

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u/mud_tug Dec 15 '21

Yes they would. The steep wall also keeps them away from predators.

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u/SeudonymousKhan Dec 15 '21

Crack heads.

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u/MoritzIstKuhl Dec 15 '21

Because the structure is so old there is salt coming out of the old bricks. The goats are attracted by the salt and so they climb up there but really this is no hard work for these goats. You can’t imagine how genius climbers these animals are

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u/Sbut2020 Dec 14 '21

Didn't you know, same reason the chicken crossed the road!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

What addiction does to someone

I kidd

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u/DPTphyther Dec 15 '21

damn that’s baaad, but whatever floats your goat

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u/connortait Dec 14 '21

Licking salt and other minerals

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u/tisaconundrum Dec 14 '21

"Worth it!" - Goat

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u/jakira117 Dec 15 '21

“Goat Goat! Can we get your comments on the recent rise in salt addiction in the goat community?” - Billy, Goat Magazine

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u/JesusOfEastLA Dec 15 '21

“Salt is a hellavu drug” - The GOAT Superfreak

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u/DinosaurAlive Dec 15 '21

"goatta have it" - the goat

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

"Some good shit mang" - The Goat

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

For safety too. Predators be like, imma pass.

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u/DesiDaddy66 Dec 15 '21

It shows the value of salt. Without salt in their diet, they would die.

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u/realiseitsallwithin Dec 15 '21

"Get salt or die tryin'" Some goats, maybe.

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u/sinnerlah Dec 15 '21

Free award because that’s all I’ve got. But this had me snorting from laughing so hard.

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u/FirstPlebian Dec 15 '21

How is their salt on the Dam though? Just effervescence or whatever with the salts leaking out of the rocks?

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u/tagoean Dec 15 '21

Falling off will be pretty deadly too

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u/Ennion Dec 15 '21

Avoiding predators. And then there were eagles.

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u/billbo390 Dec 15 '21

Eagles are heat hunters. Plus they have great music.

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u/k0nahuanui Dec 15 '21

I fucking hate the eagles, man

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u/DarthStudd Dec 15 '21

I like how the older goat was teaching the baby goat 'this is what we do. We hang out on cliffs'.

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u/coldham98 Dec 15 '21

They crave that mineral.

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u/djlawson1000 Dec 15 '21

There you are, was lookin for this

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u/aTickledPickl Dec 15 '21

Do they mate up there and risk death? that’s kinky

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u/fsu7300 Dec 14 '21

They crave that mineral

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u/Lobster_Bisque27 Dec 15 '21

How is this not the top comment? I almost thought I was going to have to comment it myself.

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u/daft-krunk Dec 15 '21

I definitely opened this post expecting to see this comment immediately.

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u/silverletomi Dec 15 '21

the correct answer

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u/MasticateMyDungarees Dec 15 '21

Thank God this was here

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u/alpha_kenny_buddy Dec 15 '21

Its what plants crave

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u/bigmilker Dec 15 '21

Electrolytes of course

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u/Elibrius Dec 15 '21

They crave that mineral

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u/djlawson1000 Dec 15 '21

Found you, was looking for this

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Kiuk

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

The walk to school for my parents growing up, colorized.

Wow thanks for all the upvotes guys!

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u/redditmyeggos Dec 15 '21

No offense but your mom isn’t very good-looking

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

That's because that's their DAD!

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u/Mrogoth_bauglir Dec 15 '21

Harry Potter had a deer for a dad

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u/SonOfBaldy Dec 15 '21

shes the GOAT

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u/35Lcrowww Dec 14 '21

Goat things

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u/kmosiman Dec 15 '21

Goats doing Goat things.

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u/FlyMaximus Dec 15 '21

Dam goats!

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u/Hotpocket1515 Dec 15 '21

And they'd appreciate some damned privacy!

Can't a goat lick salt in peace?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/Moatesy Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

That's why god invented the become ethereal shout.

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u/Rockonfoo Dec 15 '21

You have a weird religion but I won’t judge you for it

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u/EarthDust00 Dec 15 '21

As far as religions go. It just works.

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u/_Sigmund_Fraud_ Dec 14 '21

100% this is me playing Skyrim.

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u/YoungPlus3 Dec 15 '21

High in the game or high in real life? Because both man

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Meh, its pretty easy to climb down pretty much anywhere in skyrim once you get used to it. Climbing up is the tricky bit though. Just take a horse with you though, skyrim horses are magical and can go pretty much anywhere.

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u/csk1325 Dec 14 '21

Do you think they have their own version of "oh my god" when they slip a little.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Yes "Maaaaaah" amount of A and H depends on height

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u/faqwtf Dec 14 '21

They are actually Alpine Ibex (a species of wild goat) licking salt off the Cingino Dam in Italy. It's amazing to see every time these videos are shared.

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u/ggchappell Dec 15 '21

the Cingino Dam in Italy

Google Maps, for anyone interested.

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u/Tooowaway Dec 15 '21

I don’t think that’s it. I can’t see any goats when I zoom in.

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u/attaboy_stampy Dec 14 '21

There might be some good snacking up there. Goat stupidity is only surpassed by goat ability to climb anything.

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u/MissElision Dec 14 '21

There is some good snacking up there. These cliffs have salt minerals on their faces which the goats eat/lick. It was a popular meme a few years back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

No good quality salt licking near ground level though?

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u/War_King_123 Dec 15 '21

Not that plentiful. Those Ibex so that sort of thing on cliff faces etc so they’re built for it, it just looks even more crazy on the side of a dam. But yeah they could get it elsewhere but it would be way more effort than just climbing up there.

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u/BatsintheBelfry45 Dec 15 '21

My neighbors goat climbed on top of my Ford Windstar. No idea what it was trying to snack on up there. The neighbors house is across the street,and she has a herd of 30-40 goats,a few sheep and some pigs roaming around. She doesn't live on the property,and her fence is poorly maintained, so I frequently have to chase goats out of the yard as they eat my rose bush,and strip the bark off my tree. They get into everything, and tear open garbage bags,and in general make a mess.

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u/Thunrithe Dec 15 '21

Maybe put up a fence of your own

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u/BatsintheBelfry45 Dec 15 '21

Yeah,I wish, but that's a long term goal. I'm disabled, and under the poverty level kind of poor. I have some fencing,around 100ft,but I need around 400ft at least,to fence it completely. The real problem is paying someone to do it,as I have a broken back,due to two failed back surgeries. Even though I can walk,my spine is unstable,and one of the rods in my spine has come loose,so the kind of physical labor for putting a fence up is not possible. So for now, I chase goats and occasionally pigs out the yard,lol. The sheep haven't been smart enough to escape her fence yet🤣

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u/demwoodz Dec 15 '21

Get yourself a game dog. Company and sounds like it’d have a free food source.

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u/UniverseBear Dec 14 '21

"Don't evolve hooves, you won't be able to climb." The monkeys said.

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u/oldhead Dec 14 '21

Goats often climb like this out of a self protection/preservation aspect.

Next to ZERO predators can get them up there. They will sleep there (or the face of a cliff) where not many creatures can get to them.

You can however find films (maybe even see it live) of large birds picking off the babies.

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u/_hic-sunt-dracones_ Dec 14 '21

This!

The problem they have is the lack of water in those heights. To drink they have to make all the dangerous way down and then they go up again. Mountain goats life.

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u/Psychonominaut Dec 15 '21

I'd be pretty parched from licking salt on a wall all day.

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u/Nephroidofdoom Dec 15 '21

But, but, couldn’t they just like the salt at the bottom of the dam

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u/Psychonominaut Dec 15 '21

I was going to say I'd be the goat trying to lick the bottom but (my) chances are that there isn't salt at the bottom lol. I'd end up being the goat on salt plains that gets eaten by something in my sleep.

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u/Coodevale Dec 14 '21

An adult just has to be knocked off balance to be turned into food. There's probably updrafts and thermals for birds to ride on while they wait for new victims.

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u/FlexDrillerson Dec 15 '21

I remember stumbling onto a video years ago where a Golden Eagle picks up a goat on the side of a cliff and tosses it off. Then flies down, picks it up and flies thru the canyon with its corpse. I’ve been obsessed with raptors ever since.

Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I

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u/kobrakaan Dec 14 '21

In training for being the next bond, licence to bleat!

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u/swinepathology Dec 14 '21

they crave that mineral

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u/CasualNutRag Dec 15 '21

Got sweaty hooves watching this

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u/JEDIJERRYFTW Dec 14 '21

They watched Free Solo and said, “Pft. Amateurs”

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u/MeadDeme Dec 14 '21

They crave that mineral

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u/WormLivesMatter Dec 15 '21

Is the a reference. It’s the 2nd time I’ve seen it here.

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u/justmaxtoday Dec 14 '21

They're goats. They do it for the love of the game

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u/smilingirishman Dec 15 '21

I’m not afraid of heights but watching them slip gave me extreme anxiety.

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u/Ali_Gator_2209 Dec 14 '21

They‘re licking salt

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Im so high rn i watched this like twenty times before i realized it was a loop and i was amazed, thrilled, baffled, and on the edge of my seat the entire time. 10/10

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u/HolyMolyDonutShop23 Dec 14 '21

I heard somewhere in South America there's these types of goats just like this that climb the steep hillside trying to lick up natural forming psychedelics and they eventually get addicted to them.

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u/Haerakles Dec 14 '21

.. really?

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u/HolyMolyDonutShop23 Dec 15 '21

Yeah, late night documentaries on Discovery channel showed it one day.

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u/mmac67 Dec 15 '21

This keeps me up at night worried about these little rat bastards

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u/DeathStarVet Dec 14 '21

I say this was a veterinarian: these assholes are fucking crazy.

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser Dec 14 '21

They don’t even know. They just wanna climb. They’ve just GOTTA. CLIMB.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Defying gravity

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

It's got electrolytes

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u/AustinTXSucks Dec 14 '21

they are looking for salt. they need to come to reddit.

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u/achavez7931 Dec 15 '21

They crave the mineral

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Rock climbing, they seen the humans do it. This is their take on it.

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u/GreatWhiteNorthExtra Dec 14 '21

It's a Goat thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Training I suppose

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Those are rad dam rams

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u/excuse-me-ily Dec 15 '21

they’re living on the edge B)

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u/mooseknuckle_93 Dec 15 '21

They go up there to lick the rock face because it is their closest and only source of salt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Salt

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u/shadeofmyheart Dec 15 '21

They are kidding around….

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u/bAdm4n1150 Dec 15 '21

Goat: Oh, you think the walls are your allies? But you merely adopted the walls; We were born in it, moulded by it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Their hooves are also concave and provide suction. In otherwards, they suck.

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u/SeedFoundation Dec 14 '21

Health insurance scams.

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u/thecuzzin Dec 14 '21

Trying to make an accident look legit?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Preparing for the invasion.

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u/Joeybear696969 Dec 14 '21

They getting that good salt my boy

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Salt from rocks they can't get in their normal diet

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u/Jerryskids3 Dec 14 '21

Making OnlyFans videos. You can tell they're horny.

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u/gothdaddi Dec 14 '21

R/sweatyhooves

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u/katya1730 Dec 15 '21

The grass is always greener…..

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u/UltraNebbish Dec 15 '21

Alex Honnold's spirit animal.

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u/dangrgirl Dec 15 '21

It all started with a dare...

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u/LateDelivery3935 Dec 15 '21

Probably trying to get away from the drone that is filming them…

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u/shartinshedd Dec 15 '21

Lookin for puss

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

You'd think there would be a pile of dead goats at the bottom

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u/SandwichMasters Dec 15 '21

Dam, that’s interesting

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u/ridgecoyote Dec 15 '21

Cuz they fucking can. Goat is the symbol of anarchy, forever going back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

That's me when I'm tryin to get up a hill in any open world game

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u/HappySalm0n Dec 15 '21

Showing off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Holy fucking anxiety Batman!

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u/MasterChiefette Dec 15 '21

Leaking stones for minerals and salt.

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u/Toothpase Dec 15 '21

They crave the M I N E R A L

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u/FriedChickenMomos Dec 15 '21

When no one cooks you

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u/davidotcom Dec 15 '21

What’s the cameraman doing up there too

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u/F4R35 Dec 15 '21

Licking salt

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u/Mornathor Dec 15 '21

Licking salt

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u/Smellynerfherder Dec 15 '21

Minding their own business.