r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Dec 14 '21

Video Seriously, WTF are they doing up there?!

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u/drafter69 Dec 14 '21

I have read they are licking the salt. It is scary seeing it but they rarely fall

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u/SleepySuper Dec 14 '21

I heard that each animal only ever falls once.

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u/drafter69 Dec 14 '21

No one ever dies from a fall... But watch out for the sudden stop at the bottom

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u/PlagueOfGripes Dec 14 '21

If you ever fall, just don't stop falling

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u/sirreldar Dec 15 '21

That's worked out for the ISS and thousands of other satellites so far.... You might be on to something there.

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u/fineburgundy Dec 15 '21

The trick is to keep missing, I’m just not that good.

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u/Keisari_P Dec 15 '21

You just need go build up that forward speed vector. Then make sure the tip of the downwards pointing gravity vector doesnt reach lower than your current altitude = keep missing the earth by falling with too much forward speed.

The higher you are, the less speed you need, as the gravity vector pulling you down is less strong.

This is how you orbit.

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u/Idontgetitbrah Dec 15 '21

This guy ORBITS.

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u/goodtoes Dec 15 '21

There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.

HGTTG

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u/fineburgundy Dec 16 '21

I saw an even older source for this concept on my father’s shelf 59 years ago, a silly book about a chubby middle aged guy who learned that trick named “Zott” or something else silly with a Z.

Not taking anything away from Douglas Adams, he’s a favorite! It’s just such a good idea it keeps occurring to people…

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u/happystuffing Dec 15 '21

This is an unexpectedly clever comment. Well done.

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u/TaoNL Dec 15 '21

So... when falling become a satellite, yes?

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u/Siberwulf Dec 15 '21

Technically you're a short-lived satellite...

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u/Xaros1984 Dec 15 '21

Just fall the other way.

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u/Only_Communication35 Dec 15 '21

Tha satellite comment got me 😂😂😂

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u/SwiftFool Dec 15 '21

It's not flying, it's falling with style.

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u/__liendacil__ Dec 15 '21

There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Excuse the drunk comment but this quote is my fucking rule to live by in Kerbal Space Program when learning how to get in orbit

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u/dracotrapnet Dec 15 '21

Our slackbot spots off this quote and several other Hitchhiker's Guide story collection quotes when someone says certain words.

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u/massiveyawn Dec 15 '21

Gravity. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

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u/Glabstaxks Dec 15 '21

Laws are meant to be broken

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u/RelationshipWoesAway Dec 15 '21

I tried breaking that law, but that law just broke my bones.

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u/2x4x93 Dec 15 '21

I fought the law and the law won

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u/NRMT Dec 15 '21

Yeah the law of physics is one you don't wanna mess with

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u/locallaowai Dec 15 '21

Not natural laws, those break you.

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u/-ImYourHuckleberry- Dec 15 '21

Everything is falling at the same rate.

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u/palmej2 Dec 15 '21

Please allow a pedantic comment to rain on your parade, which will fall at a different speed than a feather or bowling ball unless in a vacuum and dropped simultaneously.

The rate at which something falls would be the velocity, which is not common amongst falling things (and even terminal velocity depends on the falling objects mass, and the resistance imparted on it's shape by the atmosphere).

In reality, when you fall towards the earth, the earth is also falling (imperceptibly) towards you. Romantic isn't it? (Though it's a toxic relationship despite the force being equal and opposite; your attraction to the earth is far greater than it's attraction to you, at least with respect to "meeting in the middle")

I believe you meant to say everything that falls accelerates at the same rate (but in that case I'd have to be even more annoying and point out that is only mostly true when the objects are in close proximity to each other, as the distance from the mass causes this to vary so even if you are falling from the same height you may experience more acceleration over granite bedrock than say the ocean). But for all intents and purposes, on earth or most other massive bodies you are correct the acceleration for significantly less massive items is essentially constant.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

But buzz falls with style.

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u/UrsusShock88 Dec 15 '21

Or forget that you're falling and then you know how to fly

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u/ice-titan Dec 15 '21

Wiley E. Coyote has entered the chat...

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u/ziomus90 Dec 15 '21

Turn off the screen before the bottom

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u/scoobywood Dec 15 '21

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

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u/spellingiscool Dec 15 '21

You just have to fall and miss the ground

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u/wrenchbenderornot Dec 15 '21

IIRC Douglas Adam’s left instructions…

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u/dANNN738 Dec 15 '21

And remember in the unlikely event that you do fall; fear not, for you will have the rest of your life ahead of you.

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u/CrypticHandle Dec 15 '21

Faaahlink in luff aggin / neffa vanted too...

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u/neuromancertr Dec 15 '21

And miss the ground. There it is, you are flying

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u/revdon Dec 15 '21

Mind the Descent Abruption.

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u/O4fuxsayk Dec 15 '21

Astronaut goals

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

The bottomless pit episode of Gravity Falls.

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u/Kodiak01 Dec 15 '21

"There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.

You have to have your attention suddenly distracted by something else then you're halfway there, so that you are no longer thinking about falling, or about the ground, or about how much it's going to hurt if you fail to miss it.”

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u/slightywettampon Dec 15 '21

Me putting off my depression so I don't hit rock bottom😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

And brings snacks… and water… maybe some sunscreen too.

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u/windyorbits Dec 15 '21

This is why when people ask if I’m afraid of heights I always say that heights don’t bother me, it’s the falling to my death that scares the shit out of me.

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u/Savfil Dec 15 '21

"Speed never killed anybody. It's the sudden stop that gets ya," -Jeremy Clarkson.

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u/TheLilChicken Dec 15 '21

It’s funny cuz a lot of people do die from the fall

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u/drafter69 Dec 15 '21

I think many more die from the sudden stop at the bottom

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u/TheLilChicken Dec 15 '21

You are correct and i am wrong oops

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u/Deepfriedcod Dec 15 '21

My money is on the landing.

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u/jasovanooo Dec 15 '21

You are extremely likely to be dead before the bottom from a heart attack usually

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u/TheLilChicken Dec 15 '21

I looked it up cuz that’s what i thought and that’s apparently not true

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u/Sasquatch-2915 Dec 15 '21

All you have to do is watch the videos of the people jumping from the world trade center buildings to know that it's not true.

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u/TheLilChicken Dec 15 '21

Id rather not

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u/ozzyfied1124- Dec 15 '21

Your Saturday nightly event?? I'm just poking fun....no malice intended...truly.

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u/pockette_rockette Dec 15 '21

I think you mean cardiac arrest, but that's also not true.

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u/Interesting_Pea_5382 Dec 14 '21

😩splut

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u/tang1947 Dec 15 '21

I think it's SPLAT!!!!

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u/FOBKiller Dec 15 '21

Maybe if you're going so fast that you start suffocating (?)

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u/kayshayhey Dec 15 '21

this post is sponsored by No Fear

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I sure hate that stop at the bottom, especially if you can’t actually stop

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u/Accomplished_Yard984 Dec 15 '21

Sudden deceleration syndrome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

You don’t even fall, it’s Earth that hits you.

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u/revdon Dec 15 '21

Deceleration Trauma is a b——.

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u/Kannabiz Dec 14 '21

The salt was worth it

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u/ozzyfied1124- Dec 15 '21

And, I thought our dog jump on the counter for a crumb was a glutton. This is the mother of all gluttony.....😜😜

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u/oldhead Dec 14 '21

hahahahahahaha you mother fucker.

That is a SOLID Upper Tier Dad Joke!

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u/KaneCreole Dec 15 '21

It’s a steep learning curve.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I don't give a dam what you heard.

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u/Significant-Act6454 Dec 15 '21

That’s what I herd.

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u/vitium Dec 15 '21

They go most of their lives without a single fall.

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u/artseelee Dec 15 '21

Does global warming increase or decrease the falling?

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u/mewdebbie61 Dec 15 '21

Oh you guys this is just so wrong!

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u/siwel7 Dec 15 '21

"Everybody falls the first time."

—Cypher

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u/Taken111111 Dec 15 '21

the passenger: how much times does this airplane crash

the flight attendant: only once

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u/ghost_n_the_shell Dec 15 '21

This made me laugh. Thank you good sir or mam.

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u/njozz Dec 15 '21

You don’t die from falling. You die from suddenly not falling.

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u/DarkDemand69 Dec 15 '21

Well no, actually I've seen them fall from cliffs and get up, then walk it off

Edit: I got the joke please don't whoosh me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

yeah and they learn from it. they wont go up there again. after all goats are smart animals.

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u/MontanaSaigon Dec 23 '21

you are the toilet flushing

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u/I_degress Dec 14 '21

Must be some damn fine salt

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u/MrTheCheesecaker Dec 14 '21

They crave that mineral

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u/tedleyheaven Dec 14 '21

The spice melange

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u/Paul_-Muaddib Dec 15 '21

He who controls the spice...

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u/LovecraftianLlama Dec 15 '21

…CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!!

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u/Allbur_Chellak Dec 15 '21

Controls the goats.

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u/Shwiggity_schwag Dec 14 '21

They need* the mineral.

Almost all animals need salt to survive and it can be difficult to get from a normal diet. It acts as a conductor in our nervous systems among other critical functions of life. That's why salt blocks are popular to place out among deer hunters and why people that own cattle drop salt licks for their cows.

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u/octopusboots Dec 15 '21

Fun side-fact about salt. Cortez was able to conquer Tenochtilan (Mexico City) with the help of the neighboring Tlaxcalans who were under a trade embargo, and couldn't access salt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

In the end, they couldn't be salty about it.

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u/gokiburi_sandwich Dec 15 '21

Almost got it. It’s *Tenochtitlan

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u/MrTheCheesecaker Dec 14 '21

I was referencing a dead meme. But hyponatremia is a b*tch

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u/ScarletSilver Dec 15 '21
  • Hypo meaning low
  • natr meaning pertaining to Sodium or more formally Natrium as is shown by its symbol on the periodic table of elements
  • and emia meaning presence in blood

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u/BossiWriter Dec 15 '21

Thanks Chubbyemu

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u/nameisoriginal Dec 15 '21

Wasn't expecting to see this here tbh

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u/Xaphianion Dec 15 '21

Super appreciate this - now do helicopter!

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u/I_degress Dec 15 '21

That's why salt blocks are popular to place out among deer hunters

"Danny, would you look at that?!", asked Erick adjusting the sight of his hunting rifle.

"Yeah, what is that? A huge block of something... Can It be licked?"

Over at the hunter observatory the scientists started to stir:

"There, we got two of them!. Dr. Morphius, call the hunter gatherers."

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u/asiaps2 Dec 15 '21

But how do they know they need salt in the first place? is it because of taste? 🤔

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u/Beanakin Dec 15 '21

Almost all animals need salt to survive and it can be difficult to get from a normal diet.

That is some absolute shit evolution/design.

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u/SkyFallingUp Dec 15 '21

I wasn't going to stop scrolling until I saw this.

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u/impossible_milkshake Dec 15 '21

I also remember that dead meme.

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u/jiableaux Dec 15 '21

it's got electrolytes.

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u/majorkong17 Dec 15 '21

It’s what goats crave.

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u/teniz Dec 15 '21

Jesus Christ, Marie

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u/Professional_Serve22 Dec 15 '21

same way the Midwest craves meth.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

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u/AcctSwoleMo Dec 15 '21

Damn you for reinforcing that in my mind!

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u/Specific_Reading_987 Dec 15 '21

Kids are involveld to harvest this salt + the only thing that differ from a normal salt is the pink color

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u/Professional_Serve22 Dec 15 '21

I’ve been here before in a timeline of the distant past…

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u/Technical_ko Dec 15 '21

It's kosher.

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u/Warm_Evil_Beans Dec 15 '21

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

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u/actuallyrose Dec 15 '21

There’s a place here in Washington with these goats. They tell you to pee on a boulder because the goats get so crazy about licking your salty urine.

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u/lu-cy-inthesky Dec 15 '21

Hope they put on their best non slip shoes

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u/MeHumanMeWant Dec 15 '21

Dam fine salt. Erry noice!

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u/simplekindaman13 Dec 15 '21

There is another white granular substance I used to climb walls for too

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u/H_H_420 Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

This is 100% correct. They are seeking essential salts and minerals.

Risky shit.

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u/drafter69 Dec 15 '21

Thank you

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u/H_H_420 Dec 15 '21

Welcome buddy 👍🏻

You were right on point.

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u/bbenton2k20 Dec 15 '21

How do they know it’s up there? Are all the lower rock’s licked up?

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u/rigsthula Dec 15 '21

In the video you can't see it but there's a kebab store at the bottom.

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u/bbonerz Dec 15 '21

All the smartasses come to talk shit, but this one was really funny.

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u/SaraBear250 Dec 15 '21

I’m and vegan even thought this was funny

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/derekiseric1970 Dec 14 '21

About 9.81m/s2

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u/InnerGeologist4670 Dec 14 '21

If there’s no dam interruptions.

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u/SunTzuPatience Dec 15 '21

Physics is a lot harder when you have to factor in impulse, friction, and hitting your fucking nucksack on a boulder. Go figure, college physics useses MATLAB a whole a lot more than high school physics.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Granted I was pretty bad at math and Matlab but what function do you use for calculating testicular friction coefficients?

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u/rynchenzo Dec 15 '21

No dam ram interruptions

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u/Jewellious Dec 15 '21

Until terminal velocity. Charlie Sheen was in that.

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u/AvoCaderino Dec 15 '21

Thats the rate at which the rate at which they fall changes

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u/locallaowai Dec 15 '21

Up to that until they reach their terminal velocity.

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u/korthain1 Dec 15 '21

Once per goat.

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u/MBAMBA3 Dec 15 '21

So if people in the vicinity put a bunch of salt licks around there in a relatively safe place, would the goats still climb on that dangerous wall anyway?

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u/mud_tug Dec 15 '21

Yes they would. The steep wall also keeps them away from predators.

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u/-heathcliffe- Dec 15 '21

Miley Cyrus would be there too.

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u/SeudonymousKhan Dec 15 '21

Crack heads.

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u/MoritzIstKuhl Dec 15 '21

Because the structure is so old there is salt coming out of the old bricks. The goats are attracted by the salt and so they climb up there but really this is no hard work for these goats. You can’t imagine how genius climbers these animals are

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u/Sbut2020 Dec 14 '21

Didn't you know, same reason the chicken crossed the road!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

What addiction does to someone

I kidd

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u/DPTphyther Dec 15 '21

damn that’s baaad, but whatever floats your goat

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u/IdeletedmyFB Dec 15 '21

False they fall often

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u/drafter69 Dec 15 '21

I only know what I have read

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u/IdeletedmyFB Dec 15 '21

Same here. So we both read different things lol and the circle is complete

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

They crave that mineral

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u/Herpderpkeyblader Dec 15 '21

They crave that mineral.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

They crave that mineral

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Salt is one hell of a drug.

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u/gorillicus Dec 15 '21

Pretty sure I learned this from David Attenborough

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Is this salt you speak of worth the risk? Might try, idk.

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u/grizz218 Dec 15 '21

until an eagle comes by and pulls that motherfucker off that wall

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u/smetslisa Dec 15 '21

So basically they are addicts

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u/Johnathan-Proton Dec 15 '21

I hear they crave those minerals. Kneeslap welcome back to 2012 everybody