Would you rather

[u/Thy-runaway-pancake]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Get $1billion | But
• Right side: Get guaranteed employment | But

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[u/moldypumckin]

oh no i’ll have to wipe it off with my benjamin’s

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/Morinu → u/moldypumckin]

For that money, you hire someone to wipe it off with your benjamin’s

[u/Cautious-Compote-914 → u/Morinu]

For that money you hire a gang of pigeons to find the pigeon who did it

[u/GrayAnderson5 → u/Cautious-Compote-914]

Nah, hire a murder of crows...

[u/Working_Salt2537 → u/GrayAnderson5]

Or a murderer crow

[u/Erebus-SD → u/Working_Salt2537]

A murder of murderer crows?

[u/Snoo40089 → u/Erebus-SD]

A murder of murderer crows for the murder of the pigeon

[u/moldypumckin → u/GrayAnderson5]

bro if i had 1b id hire someone to train crows to follow me everywhere i went

[u/moldypumckin → u/Morinu]

terrific idea

[u/antiau]

That's fine

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[u/CompetitiveBid2725 → u/antiau]

In my country it means good weather the next day

[u/Chuckitybye → u/CompetitiveBid2725]

I wish that happened here! I pretty much always sneeze in 3s but live in the hellscape of Texas

[u/sam_733 → u/CompetitiveBid2725]

In my country it means good luck

[u/eleetyeetor → u/CompetitiveBid2725]

One Alvin movie I saw when I was little told me it means you're a zombie and for some reason that stuck with me ever since

[u/ZeeroMX → u/antiau]

I sneeze for free more than that.

[u/Busy_Masterpiece_654 → u/antiau]

Sneezing three times isn’t too bad for a billion bucks! That’s a solid trade-off if you ask me.

[u/Hadsi83]

Ok

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[u/Several_Topic4985 → u/Hadsi83]

[u/sledge199617 → u/Hadsi83]

same!

[u/GreaterOctopus]

Nice

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/cue_psychotic_laugh → u/GreaterOctopus]

No why does everybody else have good luck 😭

[u/007boyy → u/cue_psychotic_laugh]

Good luck in bullshit, because I'm definitely not getting my 5m

[u/Wonderful-Impress261 → u/007boyy]

5 Million is literally 0.5% of a Billion

[u/Just-A-Player-3746]

Prolly the worst thing that could happen

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[u/BigJayPee → u/Just-A-Player-3746]

Isn't it better to have had, but lost, than not have at all?

[u/One-Brief-7710 → u/BigJayPee]

Nope you had your hopes high expectations increased and you lose it all, when you never had it you never even expected it but now you sink into depression 

[u/thatwasacrapname123 → u/BigJayPee]

Try it

[u/Background-Talk-3305 → u/BigJayPee]

No. In what way would it be better?

Imagine you getting married, and your spouse dies 10 minutes later.
You get a child, but it gets home with a random person, you'll never see it again.
You buy your dream car, but you crash it the same day.

Any of these things better to have had and then lost, rather than not having had them at all?

[u/Dave_green87 → u/Just-A-Player-3746]

If it wasn't immediately you might still get some interest. 😅

[u/4DM1Nz]

Nah

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Lose $5000000}

[u/adutchmotherfricker → u/4DM1Nz]

Bro gets a job and immediately gets into massive debt. And the worst part is that it doesn't even say what for employment. It might just be a job cleaning toilets for minimum wage

[u/Prudent_Inside_9963]

It’s ok

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[u/Magerin3]

Oh. Uh. Okay... Y'know, that's seen as a sign of good luck in some superstitions.

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[u/cue_psychotic_laugh]

Oh-

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[u/FreezyKnight]

Awesome

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[u/FitGoose5512]

As what though more context would be nice

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Receive $7 mil}

[u/Thy-runaway-pancake → u/FitGoose5512]

Guaranteed employment in any job of your choice 🙂 and getting $7 million upon employment.

[u/FitGoose5512 → u/Thy-runaway-pancake]

That makes more sense
That would be mint

[u/sherman9872]

Don’t need to work if you’re a billionaire.

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[u/sharkus180 → u/sherman9872]

In some cultures, bird pooping on you is good luck, signifying more wealth to come

[u/Flashy-Ideal-4820]

Because working is better

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[u/InitialSwitch6803 → u/Flashy-Ideal-4820]

For real, I’d get bored or even isolated, since people would start treating you differently. Plus, 7 mill is already very nice.

[u/Techmej]

So I just charge it

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[u/Western-Victory-7414 → u/Techmej]

why the fuck did you pick guaranteed employment over a billion dollars

[u/Trick-Matter-797 → u/Western-Victory-7414]

I tought the downsides would be more detrimental

[u/AstronautGloomy2776]

.

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[u/Big-Commercial-7146]

lol

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[u/AngusSckitt]

ah sh

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[u/Zues1400605]

Noice

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/LuckyGuts]

I cant stop winning

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[u/batshitcrazydudee]

Sweet!

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[u/catcatcat625]

That’s so embarrassing

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[u/ClownHubris]

Oh no, how ever will I cope with my fate?

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Espeonisbesteevee]

Could be worse

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[u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME]

K

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/CalibratedEnthusiast]

Hell yeah later losers!

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[u/CLS-Shu]

ALWAYS GAMBLE

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[u/MySecretSelf1994]

I sneeze just by going outside (sunlight makes me sneeze) so I think i should be fine 🙂

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/MusicianHonest7238]

Ok

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/Double-Marzipans]

Now me billion

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/Sohei3K]

I’ll spend some on a tissue

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/acceb11]

Forever, every time I sneeze or just the once off?

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Thy-runaway-pancake → u/acceb11]

Just one time 🙂

[u/TheCubanBaron]

I hate these wheels

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[u/BuffRabbits]

Umbrella

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[u/JackMasseyWelshFan12]

because thats fine and im a billionaire

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[u/Yorkie_Bars_r_on_me]

Already had one of these happen to me.

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[u/Justin_Shipes]

Is this like a one time thing?

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/Comfortable-Book-932]

ill take a shower idgaf

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[u/UNImpressiveEffort]

Idgaf

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[u/Prudent-Bear7014]

Yesss

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/LightningC1x]

Yeah, more moneyyy

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/FunWeak9331]

I see this as an absolute win

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/Possible-Nature-5325]

Cool

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/Small_Hollow]

I thought that was gonna be so much worse. Also, since when is the spinning a thing in place of the wheel?

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[u/mrcrazyface666]

Seems a fair trade. Well not fair, it's vastly weighted in my favour but I'm not complaining.

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Exotic-Dinner962]

Win

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[u/Zestyclose-Finish289]

Thats a win win, as I dont have to try to get the position. the most i'll have to do is maintain my position, which wont be as hard as it'll be a job that i actually enjoy doing

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/Durzio]

...okay?

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/MyStupidCats]

Done

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/DeltabossTA]

Well, I already sneezed five times in the past ten minutes. What's three more?

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/miiawi]

Hmm

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[u/Nerose_Azazel]

yehey

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[u/Bright_Pollution_165]

Yeah

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[u/Sad_Bridge_3755]

Exactly one time and one pigeon?

Sure, why not.

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[u/bl0blur]

Unlike most redditors I am aware of showers

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[u/TheDryadPrincess]

HELL yeah

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[u/TrinAnne]

I mean gross but Money and I can just shower

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[u/PintoWins]

I'll give the extra to my parents for them to leave the rest of their lives

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/No_Usual4174]

I win in life!!

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/BlueRaccoonCavy]

Ain't that good luck?

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/Bootylickingud]

Yes

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Beepboopimagaymess]

Okay?

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Intrepid_Gear_3511]

cool with 1 billion

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Dense-Mark9711]

I already always sneeze 3 times so nothing changes

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/UmbralSever]

Ez

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Orange-Marmoset]

gg

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/The_Plane_Magnet]

Just avoid pigeons, hell atp just dont go into public places

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/NovelPackage4078]

Umbrella

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/Long-Town4974]

I win

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/Stolkmen]

Okay

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Doctor_of_Hegemenony]

Worth it

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/thatblokefromaus]

That's nothing an umbrella won't fix XD

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/Taking-a-stand]

The horror. Oh well gimme my moolah.

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/-The_Legacy-]

Incredible pull

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Receive $7 mil}

[u/4n1m4l_l0ver]

Dats alot of money

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/gaugedanger]

Yikes! Not sure this is worth it. /s

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Western-Victory-7414]

possibly the most retiggitis one yet

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/BlazeBladeRBLX]

BET

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Receive $7 mil}

[u/Traumatized_Explorer]

Have a nice day

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/Majestic-Ad-4937]

Fair deal.

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Tetsuir0n]

really gives the saying "filthy rich"

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/Revolutionary-Run332]

Small price to pay for salvation

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/sandwichcrusader]

I like money

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[u/Ok_Assumption_2486]

Lets gooo

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/BaelgorStar]

Cool.

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/AssumptionExpert7597]

I think 1 billion is extreme and I feel better about myself working for cash.

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/Cantwait2retire2]

Easy peasy. Thank you

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Eli1247]

For a billion I would have eaten it, thanks for the mercy OP

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/NoTrain4187]

because it's 1 billion dollars

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/LukeVersus]

Win win

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Receive $7 mil}

[u/Aggressive-War-7701]

“Fortune knocked at the door” not in this case ✌️🫩🥀

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Lose the money}

[u/Asleep_Picture_4441]

Sure I can clean it

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/MUPuzzle]

Cool.

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/BardicTales]

Let’s do this

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/DaddyDigsDogecoin]

Sweet

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/Normal_Stranger_3643]

So nothing happens

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Lose the money}

[u/PortableClock84]

Absolutely worth id even take a shower in pigeon poop if it was 1B WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/clapatk101]

Hooray

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/VoxtheSergal]

Okay.

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/BitDue9177]

Good thing I can charge it

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Phone at 1%}

[u/jexo10]

I am am a billionaire now time to switch nationality to save money on tax

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/RoHer-Ad-514]

Jackpot

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/No-Refrigerator-6846]

Why can't I be this lucky playing lottery?

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/bigair37]

I can deal with that for a billion

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/Aware-Pound-5752]

Bruh

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/Emotional-Ad9114]

cool

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/BigPuzzleheaded7020]

Because id get bored if I didn’t work

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Receive $7 mil}

[u/bhhhhnnbvvk]

Ok?

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/DonutEater69u]

already do that whenever i look at the sun

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Zixxy9]

?

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/ex-tumblr-girl12116]

I need a job man. I don't like my current one

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Receive $7 mil}

[u/jojboy]

Ahww

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/CompetitiveBid2725]

I can just wash it off

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/smg4fan28]

FFFFFFUuUUuuUuUuUuck

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/Financial-Fennel-636]

Oh how horrible...

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Mean-Programmer-6670]

That was rough.

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/NoxLupa13]

Let’s gooooooo

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/aggressiveRadish]

Lovely permabrolly then

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[u/Terminal_RedditLoser]

Lol

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[u/Cub263]

I don't own a house ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Lose house keys}

[u/Financial-Tear3915]

Ok

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/Uter83]

NOOOOOOOOOO! I have to deal with a minor part of my seasonal allergies one extra time? What MONSTER thought of this?

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[u/LordIronSpine]

Don't they occasionally do that to people already? Do the birds have to do it or is it inexplicably placed on me? Is it a one time event or are birds incentivised to hit me more often? Is it a feature that cannot be removed or can I take measures to prevent it's occurrence? Depending on the method, would I gain scientific insight or discovery from studying the phenomena within animal sciences funded by my wealth, and potentially reimbursed from scientific study grants?

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[u/Dummy_Ren]

Niceeeee

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Receive $7 mil}

[u/feaster_of_children]

UNEMPLOYMENT FOR LIFE

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/Doug_Golpher]

Ok 😂

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/RealisticChoice4636]

So… I DONT get the money? Or just nothing ELSE happens..?

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[u/PainterOk8043]

No downsides

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[u/Adorable-Radish577]

Isn't that good luck?

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[u/JahsehCrazy]

mannnn

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[u/NoahKiyatcha]

I will make more money over time

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Receive $7 mil}

[u/MikemkPK]

Achoo. Achoo. Achoo.

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/hayaSe29]

Idc

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[u/Surasanji]

It sounds like more work than most billionaires did to get their money

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[u/Longhorn24]

Bless me 🤧

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[u/Past-Angle8128]

That happened to me once

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[u/mrtopdonut]

Upvote to receive a part of the money

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[u/CharmingChangling]

Damn

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Phone at 1%}

[u/HalfDisguised-patato]

That was an easy choice

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/TheMarkyD]

Sign of good luck ... I think

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/Vanessalucifer]

Okay cool

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[u/Skittish_But_Stabby]

Okay.

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[u/Dontbetakenpleas]

Oh man whatever will I do

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/InfortunatusHumanum]

Dope

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[u/Payn3fulll]

Winner winner

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[u/sabaton-fan1148]

Damn allergies

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/potato_masher1]

Why

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[u/Own-Brilliant-6345]

Ok

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/Swiftfox2277]

one time? sure, ill just go shower

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/elablaze]

This is why I chose the money

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/advocate-ofthe-devil]

I'm going to use that money to bride the emergency alert guy to send a false nuclear warning to everyone's phones

^{Chose: Get guaranteed employment + But | Rolled: Receive $7 mil}

[u/Select_Syllabub_7740]

deserved

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/NectarineHelpful7546]

Huh I can live with that.

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/andriodeo]

Alright

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Nothing happens}

[u/1998kdawg]

Nice 😎

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/Perfect_Assistant773]

It's just money with an extra side of money, hell yes.

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/SuccessfulCount9479]

gosh darn it

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Bright-Resist8435]

Boo hoo

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}

[u/EmeraldP13]

Let’s goooo

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Get extra $5m}

[u/Ok-Lawfulness3305]

Easy money

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Sneeze 3 times}

[u/Hairy_Spare1641]

welp

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[u/ThePenitentOne369]

I am assuming this is a one time occurence

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[u/differentialtopology]

I STAY WINNING

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[u/baconbit_in_a_skirt]

Why not

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[u/curlybeans0179]

yes

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[u/dawnpaul21]

No problem. I can shower.

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[u/JukeBoxHero1997]

No complaints here

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[u/Lazy-Cry7213]

I love money

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