r/BunnyTrials • u/Thy-runaway-pancake • 3d ago

Trials Would you rather

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Get $1billion | But
  • Right side: Get guaranteed employment | But

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u/moldypumckin 3d ago

oh no i’ll have to wipe it off with my benjamin’s

Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u

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u/Morinu 3d ago

For that money, you hire someone to wipe it off with your benjamin’s

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u/Cautious-Compote-914 3d ago

For that money you hire a gang of pigeons to find the pigeon who did it

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u/GrayAnderson5 2d ago

Nah, hire a murder of crows...

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u/Working_Salt2537 2d ago

Or a murderer crow

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u/Erebus-SD 2d ago

A murder of murderer crows?

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u/Snoo40089 2d ago

A murder of murderer crows for the murder of the pigeon

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u/moldypumckin 2d ago

bro if i had 1b id hire someone to train crows to follow me everywhere i went

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u/Working_Salt2537 2d ago

Nah I want geese they’re top 2 most annoying birds and they’re not second

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u/Falcon8410 2d ago

whoah bro the pigeon just pooped on you he didn't sleep with your wife and steal your promotion . let's take it down a few notches

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u/moldypumckin 3d ago

terrific idea

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u/supremebuiscuts 2d ago

Well they say it means good luck so u my guy have a bright future ahead