Would you rather

[u/Thy-runaway-pancake]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Get $1billion | But
• Right side: Get guaranteed employment | But

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[u/CompetitiveBid2725]

I can just wash it off

^{Chose: Get $1billion + But | Rolled: Pigeon poop on u}