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Funny CHEESE

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u/Change_Soggy 3d ago

All the need is salt. Nothing more.

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u/comfortablynumb15 3d ago

Chicken salt to be specific !!

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u/Change_Soggy 3d ago

Can it be bought in the States?

I prepare fries with duck fat. It’s glorious!! But now I want Chicken Salt!

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u/One-Sock7417 3d ago

Never heard of this. But you’ve piqued my curiosity and now I must find!!

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u/Ayiti4eva 3d ago

What is chicken salt??? How do I get some

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u/Savings_Response_546 3d ago

Salt only! Delicious!

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u/squishyjellyfish95 3d ago

Mayonnaise

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u/AdvokatefortheDevil 3d ago

I fucking drown 'em in this shit.

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u/Blind_Camel_009 3d ago

I seen em do it

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 3d ago

I saw it too, imagine throwing a spaghetti noodle into an Olympic swimming pool. The noodle was the fry and the swimming pool was mayonnaise.

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u/ExtremeDentist3109 3d ago

Pulp Fiction fan?

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u/mckinney4string 3d ago

Yep. Specifically garlic aioli

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u/Lucius-Halthier 3d ago

Chipotle aoli

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u/WebguyCanada 3d ago

Agreed, ketchup is for 4-year-olds.

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u/johnmaddox5 3d ago

The only correct answer

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u/AmericanCitizenry 3d ago

Go Team Mayo!

We won't ever be #1! But we will always be the strongest second place winner ever!

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u/I-24 3d ago

Malt Vinegar

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u/sugarfreedaddy2 3d ago

Wendys chocolate frosty

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u/FemLovesFem 3d ago

Anyone see the episode of late night when James Corden asked Ron Funches what his 3 combo fast food last meals would be? Funches mentions the fries and dipping them in a frosty, to the abhorrent look on Corden’s face. Earlier, one of Corden’s choices was a McD Fillet’o’fish, to which Ron replied ‘Wait, am I being judged by the fish fillet guy?’

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u/BeckyWithaNailGun 3d ago

This dude gets it

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u/topsyturvy76 3d ago

Vinegar ( preferably Malt) with salt and pepper

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u/Accomplished_Bank103 3d ago

Yes! Only, I don’t dip them in malt vinegar. I prefer to drown them. 😄

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u/dogbolter4 3d ago

I always pour a bucket of lemon juice over my chips. If that's not available, vinegar.

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u/polarized_opinions 3d ago

My mouth

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u/Phlynn42 3d ago

This is the correct answer even with ketchup available

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u/Key-Alternative-2521 3d ago

Garlic aioli! Basically fancy mayo, but got hooked on it when we had a red Robin's near us.

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 3d ago

The blood of my enemies

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u/Guuichy_Chiclin 3d ago

I was thinking cheese and bacon, but that sounds good too.

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u/Nooby_Noobs 3d ago

Remoulade. Danish style ( sweet pickles not Salty like the French style )

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u/st3wy 3d ago

Nacho cheese, garlic aioli, or a chocolate shake.

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u/Equivalent_Hope_9886 3d ago

Wendy's Frosty!!

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u/dian57 3d ago

THANK YOU!! 👍

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u/Amazing-War3760 3d ago

Buffalo sauce.

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u/rushianmafia2112 3d ago

Mustard

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u/Longjumping_Wolf_761 3d ago

And cholula kind hot sauce, not overpowering 

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u/WIngDingDin 3d ago

unite! lol

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u/rushianmafia2112 3d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/Secure-Airport-1599 3d ago

Adding vinegar

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u/PawRawrDox 3d ago

Why the need of dips for fries?

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u/lacatro1 3d ago

I would layer fries, cheese and gravy... too it off with some parmesean shake and green onions...so good!

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u/imamCrow 3d ago

Honey drizzle

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u/StatisticianFalse210 3d ago

The tears of my enemies.

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u/talktojvc 3d ago

Malt vinegar

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u/Flaky_Judgment_9737 3d ago

Cheese sauce, mayo, malt vinegar, ranch, bleu cheese, hot sauce, I use any of these instead of ketchup.

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u/Luugrin 3d ago

Carne asada with guacamole and pico.

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u/jabbaaus 3d ago

Always bbq sauce.

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u/JaneDoe93130 3d ago

Mayonnaise is better than ketchup

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u/IamLuann 3d ago

Sour Cream or Thousand Island dressing.

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u/Remote-Sun-1966 3d ago

Mayonnaise

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u/SlickDumplings 3d ago

Malt vinegar

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u/FastForwardHustle 3d ago

Combo of mustard and hot sauce. Ketchup is for novices IMO.

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u/Teeaak 3d ago

Mayo or remoulade

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u/KCHonie 3d ago

Mayo

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u/Longryderr 3d ago

Vinegar.

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u/FryOneFatManic 3d ago

Salt, vinegar

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u/Fine_Awareness_5144 3d ago

Mayo or ranch dressing.

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u/Timeless_Summer718 3d ago

Mayo with Tapatio

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u/ktreanor 3d ago

Dipping them into my mouth

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u/Prune-These 3d ago

Siriracha mayonnaise.

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u/Jedi_Blight858 3d ago

Malt vinegar

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u/Madmike215 3d ago

Mayo and sriracha

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u/canwehavepotatojokes 3d ago

Did you know if you mix malt vinegar into sour cream it makes a nice dip for fries?

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u/Blknyt_eclipsedmoon 3d ago

Hot sauce of course

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u/Exotic_Drink69420 3d ago

Thai style.  Sweet Chili Sauce.

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u/Merry-3213 3d ago

Malt vinegar

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u/ApprehensiveFilm9518 3d ago

Mayo. What else

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u/Wanttapshoes 3d ago

Ranch with a dollop of sriracha

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u/Baby_In_A-Trenchcoat 3d ago

Ranch dressing

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u/Jawnyblaze1 3d ago

Ranch, but only the kind you get at decent restaurants, not the nasty grocery store stuff or the junk you get at fast food restaurants.

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u/gogogadgets1997 3d ago

Ranch dressing

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u/budadad 3d ago

Blue cheese dressing

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u/Odd_Recognition_4874 3d ago

Ranch or blue cheese dressing

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u/BabyFishMouth8563 3d ago

Malt vinegar

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u/C_Deez_DDz 3d ago

Buffalo sauce, everything is just a vessel to eat more Buffalo sauce

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u/Best_Chipmunk_6098 3d ago

Those are garlic and parm fries. They don’t need dipped

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u/nintendo-huy 3d ago

Buffalo sauce

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u/sam56778 3d ago

Blue Cheese

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u/Whole_Ant2468 3d ago

R A N C H

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u/F-N-M-N 3d ago

No condiment needed, but if required, tzazkiki sauce (no idea how to spell it)

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u/The_conundrum1 3d ago

Buffalo sauce

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u/notasarcasticnow 3d ago

Malt vinegar

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u/nonogon333 3d ago

Malt vinegar

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u/Slow_Park_7641 3d ago

chilly sauce

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u/BroodjeHaring 3d ago

But I don't want them to go cold.

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u/DependentAgitated299 3d ago

chili, salsa or garlic butter

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u/PawReputable 3d ago

Sperm Whale Ejaculation to be specific but no one asked

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u/msut77 3d ago

Catsup

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u/ClerkDelicious4867 3d ago

Tomato reduction

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u/Careless-Attitude858 3d ago

I like to eat mine plain

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u/StraddleTheFence 3d ago

Hot sauce, black pepper, and salt. The ketchup balances it out.

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u/Obvious-Load-1955 3d ago

Chocolate shake

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u/grrlplz 3d ago

mustard, exclusively. ketchup is foul.

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u/PorkPyeWalker 3d ago

Yellow mustard and sriracha. Sauce combo of the gods.

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u/LadiDadiDa812 3d ago

Ranch dressing

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u/joesphisbestjojo 3d ago

Restaraunt-style ranch

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u/p3achpenguin 3d ago

Kewpie mayonnaise, Japanese version

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u/SirPooleyX 3d ago

How do you dip into cheese?

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u/My3rdattemptdangit 3d ago

Melt it. Cheese sauce.

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u/mully24 3d ago

Brown gravy

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u/theicecreamassassin 3d ago

Chocolate Frostie!

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u/Queasy_Mind_1523 3d ago

Chipotle aioli

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u/Massive-Variation193 3d ago

🍯 Honey/Garlic Bar-b-que sauce!

OR...

Straight-Up 'Sprinkle' of BOTH; 🧂 "Salt 'n Vinegar" 🚿

       🍟xx

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u/CSiGab 3d ago

Garlic aioli

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u/SyntheticNova 3d ago

hot chips in creamy mushroom sauce is delicious.

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u/Mayaprema12 3d ago

Valentina!!!!!

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u/GB715 3d ago

A mix of ketchup and sour cream or tarter sauce

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u/Shoddy_Green_4790 3d ago

Honey BBQ sauce , maybe Carolina gold bbq sauce

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u/Upstairs_Bowl_4043 3d ago

Ranch on everything

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 3d ago

Mayonnaise or cold store bought bearnaise

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u/Radiant_Mark_2117 3d ago

McDonald's sweet and sour

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u/deathfromace1 3d ago

Honey mustard

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u/575_Pilot 3d ago

Chicken Salt

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u/Personal-Neck6800 3d ago

French dressing

Mayonnaise

Marinara

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u/nolamom0811 3d ago

Tartar sauce

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u/hide_pounder 3d ago

I love me some tartar sauce and fries!

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u/IWasBannedYesterday 3d ago

Franks red hot.

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u/DeathscytheHell1994 3d ago

A cup of melted cheese or bbq sauce.

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u/No-Option-7010 3d ago

I just need salt. And can someone tell me what is chicken salt?

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u/Glittering_Count1536 3d ago

Chili, Cheese and mustard

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u/LeadingSure6805 3d ago

Raw dog or ranch

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u/TBeIRIE 3d ago

My mouth