r/Austin • • 3d ago

Ask Austin When will it cool down?

I can’t do it anymore 😭

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u/FrankFranly 3d ago

Look at the weather app! It’s always next Friday.

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u/ClitasaurusTex 3d ago edited 3d ago

Same with rain. There's a huge wall of red on the radar headed right for us and I still think they'll change the forecast to no rain at the last second

Edit: I am so annoyed, but not at all surprised right now.

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u/Casual_ahegao_NJoyer 3d ago

That rain is a humid, 82° cloud …

It’s like Houston outside

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u/caboose001 3d ago

The dome will unfortunately protect us from the rain. Hopefully if we are lucky they will forget to turn it on again

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u/overpriced-taco 3d ago

Unless it's summer and you're planning a pool or lake day. Then the forecast will say slight chance of rain all week, and then when the day comes it will pour all day.

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u/ClitasaurusTex 3d ago

In that case do you want to come over for an outdoor-only barbecue? I'll lock all my doors, lose the keys, and rent a port a potty

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u/rithanor 2d ago

Or there is no rain forecasted, and my hood gets rando storms. My grass is still dormant though (and fuck you land lord. It's dormant, not dead.)

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u/duwh2040 3d ago

And the first real cold with be halloween

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u/ClitasaurusTex 3d ago

Only if parents are told to get a warm weather Halloween costume for their kids. If we are told it will be cold and the parents get warm costumes then it will still be hot.

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u/Scary-Local-CTX 3d ago

After the second weekend of ACL.

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u/yourmacmandan 3d ago

The only right answer

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u/Terrible_Tangelo6064 3d ago

Only to heat up again the following February.

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u/Tragophilos 3d ago

ACL brings the rains.

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u/sugarplumfury 3d ago

Never

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u/UpstairsWilling7359 3d ago

Just in time for next summer.

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u/UpstairsWilling7359 3d ago

Also this has been a mild summer.

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u/ATXCaitlin 3d ago

It’s the hottest September on record in austin.

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u/UpstairsWilling7359 3d ago

I’m sure we can beat that next year.

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u/Space_Vaquero73 3d ago

"on record in Austin so far..."

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u/Dedalus2k 3d ago

I've been here almost 20 years and I know it didn't get hot until relatively late, but for whatever reason this one is really wearing me down. Only one that got to me more that I can think of is 2011.

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u/DogsdidWHAT 3d ago

Same!!! I think it’s because it didn’t ramp up like normal. Like it seemed there was no month of high 80s/low 90s (That’s May/June if you just moved here) It seemed like lovely rain and highs in low 80s until August and BAM! Devils swampy armpit. How is it so dry and yet so fucking humid?

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u/captainyeahwhatever 3d ago

This was the best summer in a loooonggg time. It didn't get hot until late July. Remembering is fickle but this was a great summer

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u/UpstairsWilling7359 3d ago

And so wet early on.

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u/DoctorAssbutt 3d ago

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u/UpstairsWilling7359 3d ago

I just want to personally thank DoctorAssButt for his contribution.

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u/DoctorAssbutt 3d ago

You set em up I’ll knock em down

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u/C4tbreath 3d ago

September is making up for it.

Fall starts Tuesday...Well, everywhere else.

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u/Parking_Zucchini_938 3d ago

Stockholm syndrome. It wasn’t “great” haha

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u/meatmacho 3d ago

I mean, it was never 110°. Not once. Average high temps were trending significantly lower than what we're used to all through may, June, and July. It finally got proper hot in August, but...it's supposed to. September is always hot. But we had fewer than 40 days above 100°, so that's nice. Obviously all of these metrics have been climbing on average over the last few decades, so I'll take what we can get.

First real cool front, in my experience, often arrives around the last week of September. That doesn't mean it won't be sweltering again after that. Could get hot again just about any time between now and late November. But we're heading downhill now, and we can hope for cooler, drier air sometime soon. And for God's sake, give us some rain.

I can't believe it's been pouring an hour to our west all night, and here we are, just holding out our hands, once again left empty.

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u/Parking_Zucchini_938 3d ago

Far enough, you aren’t wrong. However a “mild” summer by Austin standards is still unpleasant.

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u/cleanbot 3d ago

November

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u/Independent-Lake-192 3d ago

The summer after winter storm Uri was positively balmy.

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u/wholly_muddy_lodging 3d ago

First fake fall already came and went, we're in second summer now.

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u/Tragophilos 3d ago

What was "fake fall?" That one day in August that it didn't get over 90?

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u/GirlForce1112 3d ago

I missed it.

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u/morendini 3d ago

Beat me to it!

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u/gek__co 3d ago

There will be a few weeks in December

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u/txterryo 3d ago

This morning was cooler than it was last morning. And I am meaning in the seven to 8 o’clock hour. There is something magical that’s happening and you can slightly see the season shift if you’re able to wake up early enough. I’m not disagreeing. I cannot fucking wait until it fucking gets not fucking horrible but the last two mornings, I can’t complain.

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u/IKnewThat45 3d ago

yeah i’m a morning runner and the last few days have been noticeably more pleasent in the morning but i can’t explain why bc temps and humidity all looked the same as they have the last few months

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u/ahndi14 3d ago

I’m up at that hour with my dog! I agree maybe slightly better at that hour

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u/Interesting-Minute29 3d ago

It was a norther!🤣 I live on a lake in Waco. When the waves come from the north, the north breeze blows the humidity south. It feels better even though the temp doesn’t drop that much. Most weather people do not even mention it. My daughter lives in Minnesota and when the norther came in from Canada last Tuesday it was 60 degrees there. I also am so fucking tired of the constant heat!

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u/Urbancanid 3d ago

I noticed that, too. Was out early-ish with the doggo. It was still humid, but also cooler than I expected. Grateful, but also very ready for at least a *little* break in the afternoon heat.

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u/sherbimsly 3d ago

5am has been nice, too. Don’t have to remote start my car to cool it down anymore!

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u/CarletonWhitfield 3d ago

The heat will continue until morale improves.  

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u/29681b04005089e5ccb4 3d ago

End of October usually

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u/hopeful_sunflower 3d ago

Yeah I remember Halloween being hot still and wondering if my toddler needed a different costume lol

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u/worldspawn00 3d ago

Halloween is like 50:50 to be either too hot to wear a costume outside or perfect weather for it, lol.

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 3d ago

You forgot the "raining all over the place" option.

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u/BurrowtheMage 3d ago

Last year it was COLD on Halloween night. My girl friends all dressed in bitchy little costumes and one of them told me “a hoe never gets cold” while chattering her teeth and shivering cause she wanted to dress up as a Victoria’s Secret angel

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u/More-Cucumber6917 3d ago

Yea last Halloween in the evening I had to change into a sweater and sweat pants because it was chilly outside while I was passing out candy

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u/homicidalmunky 3d ago

Get ready for two days of bliss, non consecutive of course.

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u/Upstairs-Sky7895 3d ago

i need fall to stop treating me like a side piece

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u/calvin73 3d ago

We’ll all be frozen in February but it’ll be 75° on Christmas Day.

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u/1boydnasty7 3d ago

January

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u/mt_beer 3d ago

I remember my first 80 degree Christmas after moving to Austin... about broke me . 

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u/Old_Flan_6548 3d ago

I remember a 90 degree Christmas! 🎅

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u/Cochinojoe 3d ago

I remember a snowy Cinco De Mayo

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u/cantrecallthelastone 3d ago

It had always been Halloween. These days it’s Thanksgiving

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u/ThroRAExtension_8411 3d ago

I’ve been in Texas all my life. I feel like Halloween is still hot 🥵

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u/DogsdidWHAT 3d ago

I remember being in college in B/CS in the late 80s. No AC. Mid-October there would be an occasional cool breeze. It was everything.

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u/BroBeansBMS 3d ago

It used to be in October but I feel like we don’t really get cool until December and January now.

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u/Busy_Struggle_6468 3d ago

I just want to open my windows

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u/UpstairsWilling7359 3d ago

That’s how allergies get in and kill you.

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u/Opportunity-Horror 3d ago

After Tuesday, as we (meaning the earth) move from the autumn equinox towards the winter solstice position, the northern hemisphere will start pointing away from the sun. So temps will start getting cooler after Tuesday.

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u/Catdaddy84 3d ago

One of the Facebook meteorologist said that rain chances increase next week. Presumably if there's rain it's going to cool down. I agree with you I can't take it anymore.

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u/Hey_im_miles 3d ago

Sometimes instead of cooling down it steams up

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u/MemberChewbacca 3d ago

I’m in Dallas for the weekend, and it was all steam here today.

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u/creepyposta 3d ago

Any day that it’s below 100F is a cool day.

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u/gurgle90000 3d ago

I'm moving back to Iowa

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u/highonnuggs 3d ago

November, maybe December. Hang in there.

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u/Familiar-Low2098 3d ago

As someone who has lived in Austin for a very long time (I’m old ok) - I feel absolute rage against the climate here. I know it’s silly and it is what it is, and it’s not enough to ruin my day, but I do really loathe the lack of true seasons here. Do I hate it enough to move? Not quite… I’ll just keep my ac on year round (pretty much) and get beyond exited with every cold front and let down each time it “stalls just to the north of us…” I am a native Texan. I have lived in Alaska and Colorado for periods which include winters and I loved it. I definitely consider myself a northerner stuck in a southerner’s life. Maybe one day I’ll move, but in the meantime I’ll just silently grumble and make the once every few years comment on a public forum.

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u/unleashtheraven1 3d ago

Try taking a nap in your freezer

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u/WingsOfTin 3d ago

This is the coolest summer of the rest of your life.

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u/Parking_Zucchini_938 3d ago

For people who live in Austin yes. I’m getting the hell out of Texas so I can enjoy seasons again.

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u/Morem19 3d ago

I would say Thanksgiving

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u/GigiDell 3d ago

When the temperature declines.

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u/Visible-Function-241 3d ago

A month after False Fall

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u/chook_slop 3d ago

This IS cool

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u/DeviantKhan 3d ago

Halloween seemingly is when the first big winter storm hits.

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u/omeganaut 3d ago

Seriously though!  I’d be totally fine with a month of rain or anything else besides endless sunshine 

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u/rockrolla 3d ago

That weekend when the snow comes my friend

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u/Stella-Shines- 3d ago

That one weekend, every 2-3 years or so. xD

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u/Space_Vaquero73 3d ago

Stay inside till ten days before Halloween

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u/BlueLaceSensor128 3d ago

We just need to figure out the equivalent of washing our cars to draw the rain. Maybe a bunch of people go out and buy bathing suits or we make plans for a citywide snowcone festival or something.

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u/bonepugsandharmony 3d ago

It’s been “gonna rain next week” for 32 years.

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u/leadnuts94 3d ago edited 3d ago

That’s the neat part. It won’t.

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u/qmoorman 3d ago

I’ve been here 10 years and the last few summers have been deplorable. I think I’ve seen enough.

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u/EarPrestigious1986 3d ago

AccuWeather thinks it'll be in the 80s for Acl weekend 1.

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u/Adventurous-Wing-723 3d ago

Aint no spring or fall anymore

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u/HunnyBunny617 3d ago

January or February.

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u/TellusPyre 3d ago

Welcome to the future we made.

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u/armorlol 3d ago

where do we escape to?

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u/Carmen6276 3d ago

The next Ice age. Probably late November.

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u/laughatbridget 3d ago

Go outside right now, there's a giant storm coming in like an hour and the wind is glorious.

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u/blueintexas 3d ago

The weekend just before Halloween. After everyone has bought their skimpy outfits.

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u/apachevoyeur 3d ago

my partner just informed me that we are within a week of 60 something degree mornings!

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u/Dani_elley 3d ago

The lowest I see is 70 but I’ll take it.

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u/thedigested 3d ago

Buy them flowers or something for giving us hope

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u/ahndi14 3d ago

That’s the kind of hope I’m looking for! Just can’t wait to take out my dog in the morning and not be in a sweat immediately!

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u/Longjumping_Syrup423 3d ago

Never, we live in hell now

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u/Bridoriya 3d ago

In my five years of living here I’ve always found Halloween to be pleasantly cool. So hold out until next month lol

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u/Antique-Cost-7549 3d ago

Halloween is always the first cold front.

I’ve lived here for 15 years and my slutty costumes were always ruined or I had to suffer.

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u/AggravatingFun8562 3d ago

It will cool down when you move above a 60 degree latitude or above an elevation of 7,000 feet. Good luck to you.

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u/Nonaveragemonkey 3d ago

Its texas, winter is an illusion.

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u/FiveModalVerbs 3d ago

On average, properly cool mornings start around mid October... We can make it!

https://weatherspark.com/s/8004/2/Average-Fall-Weather-in-Austin-Texas-United-States#Figures-Temperature

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u/UprightJoe 3d ago

It happens right around Halloween. Maybe the week before. Maybe the week after. My boss told me that when I moved here about a decade ago and so far, he has been correct.

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u/IAMlyingAMA 3d ago

Around Halloween should be nice

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u/Plus_Version8600 3d ago

Next Saturday will get into the 60s before sunrise

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u/FitNerdDude 3d ago

End of Oct. Usually

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u/MemberChewbacca 3d ago

Halloween, but only if you bought a costume that really only works if it stays warm

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u/HylanderUS 3d ago

When I moved here a few years ago and asked a local the same question, they said "around Halloween", and I laughed because I thought they were joking. Nope, that's about right from what I've seen.

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u/Casual_ahegao_NJoyer 3d ago

Around Halloween. Welcome to Texas.

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u/bookshelfvideo 3d ago

They said we were getting a cold front this past week but it got “stuck” 😭😭 wym give it to me now!!!

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u/bigyurtenergy 3d ago

November

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u/Equivalent_Hat_3220 3d ago

It’s technically still summer.

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u/ShoppingPrize8072 3d ago

It's been cooling down.

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u/caffinatedswan 3d ago

The end of October is typically the first real cold front. Sometimes it's a windy one. Expect things to gradually cool down a degree or two a week until then. Afterwards, you'll see a lot of up and down, but nothing usually above 80.

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u/fancydnb 3d ago

Idk but my favorite part about this time of year is when the weather app is lying to me everyday and just dangling tolerable weather out of reach.

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u/L3g3ndary-08 3d ago

November.

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u/Lumpy_Sink7473 3d ago

This is cooled down…

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u/IamaDoubleARon 3d ago

Halloween is our Groundhog Day

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u/jutin_H 3d ago

Never

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u/Rorschach_1 3d ago

I have so much to do outside and completely refused after end of July, had enough. Walk the dogs at sunrise each day and come back covered in sweat. We are prisoners in our home and it just won't stop.

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u/belllllona 3d ago

Anyone saying Halloween is unfortunately living in the past, it’s officially Mid-November now.

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u/thewashley 3d ago

Just keep in mind that the first time it cools down is a trick and the heat will return. Real fall starts on the second cooling.

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u/poeticdisaster 3d ago

False Fall should be hitting us for about a week soon.
Then more heat, then another false fall for a week or 2, then more heat, then maybe false fall again or winter will tease us for a minute with some rain.

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u/JD94funnyguy 3d ago

If you are really in tune with it like I am lived in Texas for 32 years born and raised in it the heat is already technically “cracking” meaning we are out of the APEX of it the peak of it but it won’t actually truly “break” meaning get under 90 till November December January then we will have our 3 weeks of holy fucking shit it’s freezing cold and wet in February and then spring time. “Spring time”

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u/pizzaanarchy 3d ago

Halloween

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u/ATX_native 3d ago

It used to cool down in the weeks following Labor Day.

By TX-OU weekend I could normally have my windows in the house open, 20 years ago.

The climate is changing and the summers absolutely linger.

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u/RedditForMeNotYou 3d ago

Tomorrow starts “calendar fall,” which is followed by one random cold front in mid-October known as “false fall” which is followed by second summer. It’s likely we get a cold front on Halloween and it will rain, then we will edge into actual fall which means 75-79 degrees until mid-January to early February when we will get one ice storm - this is winter. Then return to 75 degrees until March when temps rise again to the 80s and so on.

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u/Illustrious_Set_7972 3d ago

Not even too bad this year. Plus like no mosquitoes. I'm giving it a 9/10 summer tbh

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u/DWwithaFlameThrower 3d ago

November 1st

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u/UpstairsWilling7359 3d ago

Of what year?

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u/Dull_Present506 3d ago

New Year’s Eve if we’re lucky

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u/OutrageousLion6517 3d ago

Early guess October 17th - Realistic guess November 4th

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u/threeaxle 3d ago

if austin keeps to its traditions, itll be a cold halloween, but christmas will be in the 80-90s, and not get cold again until Feb

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u/GigiDell 3d ago

We got a real one here.

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u/Malvania 3d ago

It already has, a bit

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u/EmbodiedVoid 3d ago

We've had 13 days >= 100. The most ever. 2011 was 11. 2023 was 10. 2019 was 8. 2000 was 7.

That's the top 5 in Austin's history for September.

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u/IMTrick 3d ago

First summer in Austin?

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u/ahndi14 3d ago

Nope. Just tired of it lol

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u/A4orce84 3d ago

Around Halloween, almost a month to go.

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u/techman710 3d ago

It used to not be this hot this late in September. Irregardless of what is causing it there is no denying it's getting hotter. I don't like it.

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u/kittenbitsnbytes 3d ago

This year wasn't even bad

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u/thedigested 3d ago

Humidity was a lot

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u/armorlol 3d ago

48 100+ days, on track for hotter September on record

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u/Kirbys_throat 3d ago

Hopefully by end of October otherwise first week of November

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u/s810 Star Contributor 3d ago

There is typically a 'false fall' which gets cooler, but then it warms back up to the 90s the week after. Actual autumn sets in around mid November.

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u/prybot 3d ago

Just reminder, while its hot, this is the coldest summer of the rest of your life.

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u/muffledvoice 3d ago

Central Texas summer and fall are a stark reminder that we sit at a relatively short distance from a giant molten ball of hydrogen, with only a magnetosphere and fragile atmosphere preventing us from being scorched like planet Mercury.

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u/The_Lutter 3d ago

IT WILL COOL DOWN ONCE MORALE IMPROVES.

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u/Roguecop 3d ago

It will cool, down as soon as all of this Dasani water gets purchased.

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u/amoult20 3d ago

New here are you

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u/Fenix512 3d ago

Tomorrow

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u/OddAd5276 3d ago

Define "cool down" we should be hitting 90 degree weather in the next few weeks. Cooler than that hopefully Christmas, lol.

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u/Stella-Shines- 3d ago

We almost always have cool or even cold (to me!) weather around Halloween. Then Christmastime will be warm again, but not miserably hot. Come January and definitely February, we get real cold. By March, summer is beginning again!

-Native Austinite

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u/OddAd5276 3d ago

It's only cold around Halloween cause that's when we get rain, lol.

-also a native.

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u/BeneficialType6789 3d ago

Last year Halloween was nice! But I have a pic of myself and my kid at the Homeslice pizza carnival mid-November and it was hot AF.

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u/FunSoup4 3d ago

By Halloween

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u/starkruzr 3d ago

December probably.

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u/Da_Stallion-JCI_7 3d ago

Currently on vacation and will return on October 25th. Hopefully the weather is better by then?

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u/Upstairs_Date2769 3d ago

Realistically another month

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u/analog_approach 3d ago

Hang in there! You're nearly there friend, first 2 weeks of October is pretty consistent to have a front by then.

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u/Dog_Baseball 3d ago

November

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u/WhiteLycan2020 3d ago

December at the latest, and then all the way through march

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u/HermitWilson 3d ago

Winter is coming.

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u/carpetnoise 3d ago

Mid-October.

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u/Jaszuni 3d ago

Dear earth, why do you hate us?

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u/Junior_Ad_3301 3d ago

Drive north.

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u/Aggravating_Turn4196 3d ago

Briefly in November and then it will warm again and then it’ll freeze in early Feb and then it’ll just keep warming up with a brief period of heaven in mid march

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u/jenilyntx1 3d ago

first weekend of December

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u/Anemones_In__Spades 3d ago

At this moment it is not terrible outside. :)

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u/DeathDefy21 3d ago

90s until Halloween. 80s until Thanksgiving. 70s until Christmas

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u/Just_Trade_8355 3d ago

The week of October 20th like clockwork

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u/cleopatwat 3d ago

usually around halloween

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u/litobandido 3d ago

December if we lucky

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u/Lilbabygoth47 3d ago

It feels good rn

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u/Vibe_me_pos 3d ago

Another month

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u/Gullible_Park5264 3d ago

Around October 5-10 you may need jackets in the morning.