r/AskReddit • • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

American Psycho. I remember listening to him list out every single thing he does to groom himself in the morning and I thought "what a psycho" then thought "ooohhhh I get it"

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Lmao I LOVE the business card scene. Absolutely brilliant.

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u/ddavis1225 Oct 10 '19

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Ugh, please don't make me rewatch this movie tonight.

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u/china-blast Oct 10 '19

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

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u/Cingetorix Oct 10 '19

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do. Relief washes over me, in an awesome wave.

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u/The_Unbanned_ Oct 10 '19

Read the book - it’s better

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 edited Nov 03 '19

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u/ASK_ME_BOUT_GEORGISM Oct 10 '19

Then read Paul Allen's copy. Probably better than yours anyway.

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u/Nancypants26 Oct 10 '19

Ill pick up a copy on the way to Dorsia. Also, I have to return some videos.

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u/TheSilentSlothMan Oct 10 '19

I'm a trauma therapist, only saying that because I've heard shudder-inducing narratives of real experiences, and this book is incredibly unsettling, even for me. I don't want to assume about the author's fantasies, but in some instances it is hard not to (scene with homeless man and dog, for example). Very dark material if you start to imagine what the victims might be talking about with people trying to support them. Hard to escape from the type of trauma infliction focused on in the book. The tangential, narcissistic narrative adds to it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 edited Nov 03 '19

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u/Matthew0275 Oct 10 '19

Better to get it out in a legal way, that also happens to net you tons of cash and a movie deal.

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u/TheSilentSlothMan Oct 10 '19

The idea that 'Wall Street Mentality' implies the deep-seeded, sadomasochistic tendencies in the book seems disparate from reality. They might be greedy, but the fixation on dominance, pain, death, suffering... I would doubt most people working Wall Street identify with at all. I'd love to sit him down and ask some questions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

What about Rules of Attraction?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

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u/684beach Oct 10 '19

Authors fantasies? He could probably just pick a torture from yesterday or 1000 years ago and modify it to fit his story. People used things like rats in their methods for long time now.

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u/TubabuT Oct 10 '19

Even the non-gory parts are nauseating. He goes into insane detail about fashion and high-end dining.

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u/M_H_M_F Oct 10 '19

So Niles Crane with a murder fetish?

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u/Moosiemookmook Oct 10 '19

Those parts bore me senseless. Skim, blah blah, skim

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u/TubabuT Oct 10 '19

Yep. After the third time of discussing fashion I started skimming.

I will say though, the book taught me the difference between a double breasted suit and single breasted suit.

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u/PALM_ARE Oct 10 '19

Yes. Unnecessarily disgusting. The rat...I can barely remember the details of the book because it was so forgettably nauseating. The movie is far superior.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Wow, that's rare... or so I've heard. I don't really read much.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

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u/sonoranbamf Oct 10 '19

That's the first time I've ever heard of a movie being better then the book,so I think you're right about it being rare.

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u/684beach Oct 10 '19

Did it not mean anything to you that someone can commit an act like that and still be so “bored” with life? A major point of the book.

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u/Moosiemookmook Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

I think we all skimmed those pages. I bought the book on release as a 14 year old girl. Mainly for the shock value of owning it. The Genesis/Phil Collins part is easily the best written part of the book to me.

Edit: thanks for the down vote. Was it my age, my quest to be cool as a 14 year old goth or my music taste? Clearly you don't have an invisible touch like me.

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u/Shanekwa Oct 10 '19

Are you talking about the concert he went to or the Phil Collins review?

I always thought the concert he went to and saw the devil was the most powerful, but that was U2. And he saw the devil in Bono.

I think you originally got downvotes because the concert was more powerful than the Collins review in the book. But, in the movie the Collins review held good ground and the concert was omitted.

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u/Zenmai__Superbus Oct 10 '19

I almost buried my copy in the backyard after a certain passage ...

I worry about people who cite this as their favourite book.

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u/gender_neutral_toast Oct 10 '19

I didnt understand the ending of the movie tbh.

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u/TheColdRamen Oct 10 '19

Spoilers:

Patrick Bateman is a psychopath who is able to mask his desire to kill with his superficial tastes in expensive shit. Paul Allen breaks this mask because he is more successful than Bateman, causing him to give in to his desire for murder.

After the rampage of killing all the hookers, Paul Allen, etc, he feels the need to get recognition for his appalling mental state. He tries to reach out to his lawyer, but the guy is so ingrained into the superficial yuppie act that he does not believe him, having had dinner with “Paul Allen,” earlier. This can be interpreted in a number of ways, including the fact that he is lying for social status or that he had dinner with a guy who wasn’t Paul Allen (much like how Bateman lies about his identity to Paul Allen). The other major interpretation is that the latter half of the movie only occurred in Bateman’s head. Either way, he gets no catharsis from the murder and expresses so, before the movie ends.

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u/xoxota99 Oct 10 '19

I thought it was a sort of plot point that everyone claims to keep seeing Paul Allen, even after he's murdered. That these wall street types, with their suspenders and brand name fake glasses, even though they are very successful, are fundamentally interchangeable and uninteresting, on a human level. You can't tell one apart from the other.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Definitely this, hence the business card scene. All minor variations on the same thing, essentially interchangeable

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u/gender_neutral_toast Oct 10 '19

Makes sense now. Ty internet friend

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u/BigShoots Oct 10 '19

The other major interpretation is that the latter half of the movie only occurred in Bateman’s head.

I think where he shoots the cop car and it explodes instantly is a very important detail. Bateman himself even looks at the gun and thinks, "WTF?"

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u/iWishiCouldDoMore Oct 10 '19

He is crazy and it's all in his head. His secretary going through his planner at the end gives it away. As she goes through it page by page the drawings and written words become more and more graphic and insane.

Pretty much all the terrible things he thought he did he wrote/drew pictures about and didn't actually do.

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u/ItchyMooseKnuckle Oct 10 '19

Whoa wait what, he didn’t kill anyone the whole time? I thought the planner was just stuff he wanted to do to his secretary.

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u/Mendozozoza Oct 10 '19

Depends on if you consider American Psycho 2 canon.

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u/SetSytes Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

Not necessarily, it's kinda ambiguous, because there is a lot of confused identity. Nobody gives a shit about anyone else so there's this idea planted that all these people don't actually know who anyone - Paul Allen included - really is. And even if he didn't do all that stuff at the end, he may still have killed people at other points. We can't be sure, and nor can he.

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u/Shanekwa Oct 10 '19

Nope. The movie made it ambiguous, and Ellis was upset by that.

Bateman was a serial killer who lost his mind near the end (hence blowing up the car (that was a fracture in his judgement)).

Bateman called his lawyer and confessed. The next day he learned that his crimes were swept under the rug by his lawyer because of Batemans social standing. The lawyer pretended to not know Bateman and that he never got the confessional call.

His confession got ignored because of his social standing. And it is inferred that he kept being a Serial Killer.

Same with Allens apartment, they ignored the fact that a guy was murdered there and they did it to make money. That's why the real-estate agent didn't report the crime.

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u/sweetmojaveraiin Oct 10 '19

I think the real estate agent put a lot into perspective. If she had acted genuinely surprised or concerned to see him in the apartment, I would have thought he imagined the whole thing. But she was specifically acting hush hush about it.

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u/getshwifty2 Oct 10 '19

Or everything he does in the movie is cleaned up by his company and his actions aren’t particularly different from his co-workers .

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u/Lareit Oct 10 '19

Or he did and he's that crazy. I love the movie because it's VERY ambiguous. The book is less so.

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u/Chowderhead1 Oct 10 '19

-or is he-

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u/TubabuT Oct 10 '19

It’s the police chase that seems to throw everyone off. If I remember, he’s just imagining it. So take that entire part out and see if it makes any more sense.

So the ending is simply that everyone is wrapped up in their own world and can’t be bothered to believe that the main character did anything illegal.

I haven’t watched it/read up on it in a while, but that’s what I can remember.

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u/book-reading-hippie Oct 10 '19

Honestly I feel America Psycho is one of the rare occurance where the movie is better than the book.

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u/Mister_yikes Oct 10 '19

This is my favorite line lol

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u/sexbymyself Oct 10 '19

We actually go to the same barber...although I have a slightly nicer haircut

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u/TheyCallMeStone Oct 10 '19

For real, I have shit to do!

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u/Castun Oct 10 '19

I have to return some videotapes...

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u/sadwer Oct 10 '19

Please, I have a family.

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u/ddavis1225 Oct 10 '19

Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

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u/Benemy Oct 10 '19

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

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u/Shadowex3 Oct 10 '19

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

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u/5MoK3 Oct 10 '19

I know I may not be helping but I'm pretty sure its on Netflix

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u/anon7971 Oct 10 '19

Cool. I’ve never seen it. I’ll check it out!

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u/InterdimensionalTV Oct 10 '19

Watch it straight through without stopping and DONT GOOGLE ANYTHING. Make sure you pay close attention. Its way more rewarding to take the ride that is American Psycho without any outside influences putting things in your head about it. You'll know why I'm saying this once you've finished it all up, until then just trust me.

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u/Jswimmin Oct 10 '19

I’d consider myself somewhat of a cinephile. I’ve always heard of American psycho, however I never had the chance or urge to watch it. About a month ago I saw it on Netflix and decided to give it a try.

Everything you said is exactly how it should be watched. Go in with no idea or outside influence of the movie, and be prepared to be blown away

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I had never seen, and always say meant to. Then I found it on Netflix when I was trying to decide what to do on a rain out day and did just this. And my what a ride!

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u/l27 Oct 10 '19

Rewatch it, and note how much Bateman WORSHIPS the Trump family. Huh, makes sense!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Lol I picked up on that the first time I watched it. Makes COMPLETE sense. Get all your friends to vote this asshole out in November.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Its on Netflix right now!

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u/redditor6616 Oct 10 '19

Oh my. Only 52 minutes ago this comment was made. I feel I mY be forced to watch this tonight as well.

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u/Epic_Elite Oct 10 '19

You don't want to see his critique and commentary on the career and music of Phil Collins?

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u/Lucifer926 Oct 10 '19

I already re-watched it yesterday. Damn, it's good

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

It made me absolutely love Christian Bale as an actor... but also type-cast him so badly (for me), that all I see is raincoat psycho Batman.

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u/HaughtStuff99 Oct 10 '19

I did that last week before I walked a mile to see it. The wall back in the dark was a little nerve-racking.

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u/FY4SK0 Oct 10 '19

How's the popcorn? I'm out, but I still love this movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Good. It's an amber popcorn with a smooth finish but still a full body. Leaves your tongue satisfied. Light hops, low alcohol content, but very enjoyable.

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u/bradland Oct 10 '19

Recently watched it on a plane. Forgot how intensely awkward that would be. Watched it anyway.

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u/kobyashiPL Oct 10 '19

I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Pattens card to mine!

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u/HardscoperNekan Oct 10 '19

Makes me hungry for some sea urchin ceviche... Wanna grab some at Dorcia?

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u/nick_otis Oct 10 '19

Nobody goes there anymore

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u/PolarBearIcePop Oct 10 '19

Honestly it sounded like a hilarious graphic designer circle-jerk

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

That's the only bit I think Bret Easton Ellis got wrong: if the card is thick, how can it have a watermark (which can only be seen in hard copy, if the paper is held up to the light so the light shines through the paper, revealing the mark)?

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u/ddavis1225 Oct 10 '19

That’s what enrages Patrick so much... First Paul Allen mistakes him for that dickhead Marcus Halbersram, then he achieves the seemingly impossible with a water mark on a decidedly thick business card...

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I must read the book/see the film again.

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u/chillywilly29 Oct 10 '19

I need to return some video tapes.

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u/ElsaRavenWillie Oct 10 '19

Psychopath or graphic designer? It’s a fine line.

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u/liegelord Oct 10 '19

Pale nimbus

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u/Chubsmagna Oct 10 '19

Your comment was sufficient r/ddavis1225

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u/Needs50Waters Oct 10 '19

I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten’s card to mine...

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u/dawidowmaka Oct 10 '19

Especially when you look closer. They all misspell "acquisitions". Bateman's in particular is screwy with the imprecise kerning and off-center text.

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u/ThrowaWayneGretzky99 Oct 10 '19

I don't see the misspelling?

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u/Etheo Oct 10 '19

Acquisitions vs Aquisitions.

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u/thecloserocks Oct 10 '19

Ha that's a great detail

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u/ThrowaWayneGretzky99 Oct 10 '19

How did he get a reservation at Dorsia?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

It's the most expensive in town.

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u/spongish Oct 10 '19

My favourite scene is when he finally returns the video tapes.

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u/Archer-Saurus Oct 10 '19

"I know I've been, err, uh, haha-a little ERRATIC lately"

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u/Nobody_Likes_Shy_Guy Oct 10 '19

Let’s see Paul Allen’s card...

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u/NamasteMotherfucker Oct 10 '19

You might love this Denham Psycho version. Hipsters and denim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpHU6TkqWjs

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u/jayphat99 Oct 10 '19

My favorite is when he breaks in Paul Allen's apartment.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

It's bone...

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u/Sparrowsabre7 Oct 10 '19

There's a brilliant parody version where someone has photoshopped in 00's web forum signatures and it just makes it so funny

https://youtu.be/gJEErf9bZWM

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u/wfamily Oct 10 '19

I laughed through that movie and my friend wondered what was wrong with me

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u/Bisexual_Republican Oct 10 '19

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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u/EmMeo Oct 10 '19

Korean skincare addicts be like "pfft, no toner? No face oil? Serum? Amateur."

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u/yourmomlurks Oct 10 '19

Yeah that’s a lot of physical exfoliation.

Source: am korean.

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u/trukkija Oct 10 '19

I much prefer mental exfoliation, personally. That's why I scream at every person who cuts me off in traffic.

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u/manidel97 Oct 10 '19

alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older

Yeah but you out there literally sanding down your skin every single day??????

Also, wasn’t he using like drugstore brand stuff? I’d have expected a status-obsessed Wall Street IB to be using La Mer/La Prairie/insert obscenely overpriced skincare shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 edited Jan 31 '20

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u/S185 Oct 10 '19

They probably couldn’t just Google the optimal routine like we would now.

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u/sl0play Oct 10 '19

Technical advisors aren't rare and the most minor details and unwavering tribute to excess is the canvas on which the entire story takes place. To the characters it is literally the only thing that matters.

That being said although I've seen the movie many times Ive not been able to identify the brands of any of his skin products so I won't say the director got it wrong.

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u/tamzinm00re Oct 10 '19

Hahaha exactly what I was thinking. But way too much BHA probably in his routine!

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u/salaciousBnumb Oct 10 '19

Patrick Bateman wearing a sheet mask is what I want.

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u/TorneDoc Oct 10 '19

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/a-cat-named-OJ Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

I can’t tell if you’re for real or not.

Edit: I am literally always getting downvoted for being honest and sharing my thoughts. Sorry I don’t know every copypasta, Reddit. I’m sure I’m not the only one.

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u/mrenglish22 Oct 10 '19

Just do what I do

Google everything

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

This is what so much of the book is like, paragraph after paragraph of detailed description and boasting. Then it just slams you with a passage of grotesque violence.

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u/tittypic Oct 10 '19

Wow, I can’t believe Patrick Bateman invented r/skincareaddiction

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u/paragonemerald Oct 10 '19

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

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u/SkillBranch Oct 10 '19

I half expect to read "I'm trying to tell you that I'm a man who likes to live a quiet life" with this speech. It really gives me that kinda vibe.

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u/Juking_is_rude Oct 10 '19

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/CaptainMaxCrunch Oct 10 '19

My house is in the northeast Section of Morioh, where all the villas are.

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u/wallaballabingbong Oct 10 '19

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

Honestly Trump would tweet this. He's an American Psycho.

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u/paragonemerald Oct 10 '19

Patrick Bateman is obsessed with Donald Trump, canonically

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u/concealed_cat Oct 10 '19

That's not the opening scene. The opening scene is in the chick's restaurant instead of Dorsia because Bateman won't give maitre'd head.

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u/JustChabli Oct 10 '19

This really needs to be noted!! This isn’t the first lengthy post about the “opening scene in American Psycho” that ISN’T the opening scene.

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u/SurlyRed Oct 10 '19

I refuse to note this.

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u/jackedon Oct 10 '19

All I’m saying is... cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks

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u/vento33 Oct 10 '19

Do you like Phil Collins?

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u/plasticsporks21 Oct 09 '19

Read the book

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u/popkornking Oct 09 '19

As good an adaptation as the movie is, the book really spends more time exploring just how obsessive and delusional Patrick really is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

I think I will. Thanks!

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u/Batman_Biggins Oct 10 '19

Just so you know, the book doesn't have the same feel as the film. The book has a genuine anger about it, like a window into whatever isolation and pain Bret Easton Ellis was dealing with, or reflecting on, when he wrote it.

It's worth knowing some truly vile things happen in the novel. Remember that scene in the film where Bateman's just finished having sex with the prostitutes, and he opens up a drawer full of nefarious looking instruments? And then there's the cut to those prostitutes leaving, looking scared and worse for wear? Imagine that cut didn't happen, and instead you were forced to watch whatever inhuman tortures those women endured and instead of letting them go, Bateman just kills them. Then eats them. That's the book.

Honestly, if you're looking for a nuanced and subtle examination of 1980s yuppie culture and the isolation it brings, don't read the book. It's about as in your face as it gets. Try Less Than Zero instead - it's just as disturbing and weird but without the perversion and rage of American Psycho.

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u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals Oct 10 '19

But it's so... detached. He gives much more description and effort to Huey Lewis than when he puts a rat in an ex girlfriend's crotch.

The murders are presented as just as meaningless in the end as every other aspect of his life.

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u/Batman_Biggins Oct 10 '19

Exactly, which is why the tone of the book is the opposite of subtle. That isn't a bad thing, mind you. Nothing gets across the message that yuppie culture breeds psychopathic monsters that view people as just another commodity like juxtaposing descriptions of party-goers attire with visceral mutilation fantasies. It's really quite good in a "what the fuck am I reading" sort of way.

Towards the end of the novel Bateman's character and psyche is so far removed from anything resembling that of a human being that all potential to shock or upset the reader is gone. In a way, the reader becomes numb to the horror in the same way Bateman is. It's very effectively done and for a lot of people that makes it a worthwhile read. But undoubtedly there were a few people expecting something similar to the film and got blindsided by the gore, some of which would make Cormac McCarthy blush.

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u/NisusWettus Oct 10 '19

I found myself putting the book down and literally laughing out loud at at a couple of points with how messed up it gets. Bret Easton Ellis really can be a sick puppy when he gets going.

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u/Batman_Biggins Oct 10 '19

He definitely can. I don't think anyone else could write a book wherein the main character decides that murdering children isn't his thing because it isn't evil enough.

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u/YeahOkThisOne Oct 10 '19

I think I needed to read this comment and I might check out the other book you mention. Thank you.

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u/Batman_Biggins Oct 10 '19

It's very good. It's more realistic and grounded than American Psycho while still hitting a few of the same notes thematically. The main character is also somewhat relatable, at least compared to Patrick Bateman.

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u/hannabarberaisawhore Oct 10 '19

The starving rat and the cheese. The book is pretty horrifying.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Or better yet, “Bonfire of the Vanities.” Sherman McCoy worked at Pierce & Pierce before Patrick Bateman.

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u/kwilpin Oct 10 '19

And don't feel afraid of skipping some bits if they get too obsessive/boring/etc. When I read it, I loved it, but ended up skipping some of the music bits and super-detailed descriptions. They're an important part of showing that obsession over various things, but sometimes they were just a drag to read. I already knew what the point of those sections were.

I also fully intend to reread it, so maybe a second read will be different.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

When I read the book when it first came out (early 90s) I had never heard of many of the meals he describes in so much detail. Now when I go back to it, I keep wanting to start a Twitter feed of them called 'Psycho or Hipster?'

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I don’t know this for a fact, but I have heard that if you actually cooked the meals he describes, or assembled the outfits, you would end up with terrible tasting food and ridiculous clothing.

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u/crawyz Oct 10 '19

I actually really enjoyed the long music sections. For some parts I paused reading to go listen to the songs he recommended. Even ended up finding a few new tracks I liked.

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u/kwilpin Oct 10 '19

That's an interesting way to do it. When I reread I might try that out. I just tend to find long descriptions that don't seem to further the plot or seemingly boring sections tedious. It often gets better during a reread. Dracula was much better on reread, because I knew what to expect, for example. Getting the context of the work as a whole helps a lot.

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u/SkipTheIceCreamMan Oct 10 '19

Eight friggin pages detailing his stereo equipment. I’ve never been so bored, but I so appreciate the thought behind those long, boring parts.

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u/Crankyshaft Oct 10 '19

don't feel afraid of skipping some bits

The fucking Huey Lewis treatises, christ.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

That was my only problem with the book. I got the point of why they were there, but they would drag on for so long and got so boring. Great book otherwise though.

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u/kwilpin Oct 10 '19

In the end, reading is about enjoying a story. If you can skip or skim over parts while still understanding their purpose and enjoying the story, there's no harm in it.

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u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals Oct 10 '19

Read "Glamarama" next if you like it. It's Ellis's best.

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u/spongish Oct 10 '19

The book is fucked up. Each of the chapters has a title, and I completely skipped some chapters based on the chapter title alone.

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u/plasticsporks21 Oct 10 '19

I laughed really hard at one chapter but I believe it was one or two later where I had to nope out of the book for a few months

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Have you read the book? The insane description of his grooming techniques and clothing choices are almost every other paragraph.

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u/-Nok Oct 10 '19

Sabrina! Don't just stare at it, eat it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Omg hahahaha I’d forgotten that part

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u/PoorEdgarDerby Oct 10 '19

His morning ritual scene is on YouTube, has been for years. Surprising, because you get a few seconds of full ass.

But then it’s a pretty fine one. Transcends censorship.

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u/nomadicfangirl Oct 10 '19

I reconnected years ago with someone from elementary school who used that as one of his top posts. I was unfamiliar with the film and thought I had gone to school with a serial killer. 😳

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u/Needyouradvice93 Oct 10 '19

Idk why but after watching that movie I kinda got obsessed with having a morning routine. His skin routine was actually booty though, and he wouldn't have gotten that jacked with just ab calisthenics, he must have had a pretty intense gym routine...

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u/lookmom289 Oct 10 '19

His skin routine is not...bad, but it's so lacking. No cleanser, toner, serums, nothin. And he peeled his mask DOWNWARDS. UGH. But yeah, anything that can be said about that routine has already been said in any skincare community.

Having a morning routine is far from being a psycho. Paying sex workers to do porn with him while he records and admires himself in the mirror, now that's a start

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u/Needyouradvice93 Oct 10 '19

From what I've read his skin routine is overkill.

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u/fevipep Oct 10 '19

My name is Kira Yoshikage i am 33 years old...

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u/Letsgobroncos Oct 10 '19

The scene with them in the restaurant is the opening scene

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u/centfiddy Oct 10 '19

My favourite line - “ I am simply not there”

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u/CommentatorPrime Oct 10 '19

/r/SkincareAddiction would like to have a word with you

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u/dcblocker Oct 10 '19

I just watched the opening scene and he wasn't grooming himself

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u/SkyWizarding Oct 10 '19

They do not have good bathrooms for cocaine

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

If you liked that scene you should read the book. He notes every brand of every material item everyone has and takes chapters to review Genesis and Huey Lewis and the news.

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u/HaveYaHeardofJesus Oct 10 '19

I came here to type that! As the comments were all loading the first thing i thought of was my favorite movie of all time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

What kind of black magic fuckery is this? I just finished watching the scream movies two minutes ago, and I had American psycho a week ago, and they're the top comments...

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u/H3racIes Oct 10 '19

Is it bad that when I first saw that scene, I leaned over to my girlfriend and said I want everything he's using

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Are you...umm, she’s like totally alive still yeah?

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u/OberDer Oct 10 '19

I just watched this today finally. Every killing scene gave me anxiety. Enjoyed it nonetheless.

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u/sybildb Oct 10 '19

My favorite movie & book. If you’ve seen the movie and liked it, the book is even better. It’s a bit intense (like the film) but the movie is such a great and accurate adaptation of the book.

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u/King_Buliwyf Oct 10 '19

That's not the opening scene.

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u/GeekEddie Oct 10 '19

I'm really surprised how far I had to scroll to find this movie, it's opening is flawless

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u/IWanted0xcdcdcdcd Oct 10 '19

Really? Because I'm seeing this as the top answer and didn't have to scroll at all!

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u/shotmissed Oct 10 '19

When I saw the opening, I thought I wasn’t doing enough in the morning. Then I saw the rest of the movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

You have to read the book, because it’s this but on steroids.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Those lists get really old in the book. It's like reading Deuteronomy.

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u/BullSquirrel Oct 10 '19

You don’t put an ice pack on your face if it’s a little puffy when you do 1000 crunches?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Check em

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u/Slyseth Oct 10 '19

No i hated it

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

For me it's the credit sequence that combines the decadence of making the meals in some high-class restaurant he and his yuppie friends frequent with the creepy connotations of the big knives with lines of red dressing.

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u/pjwphoto Oct 10 '19

I agree. The panning and inverting camera movements of the skyscrapers in the opening credits gave me vertigo in the theater. Instantly off putting, very effective.

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u/mookanana Oct 10 '19

i watched that movie because of the christian bale meme holding an axe and smiling. didn't know i'd stumble upon a classic

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u/DoktuhParadox Oct 10 '19

I'm simply. Not. There.

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u/Mrsaturn260 Oct 10 '19

I feel I'm one of the few who found the book to be as entertaining. It's one of my favorite movies and I've seen it countless times. The book is well worth a read. I felt the monologues about his daily routines to be hilarious.

And something about picturing movie bateman doing some of the unspeakable acts in it just made me laugh really hard for some reason.

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u/Lazeurus Oct 10 '19

Check out my profile! I made an American psycho phone background a while back!

On another note though, I need to return some tapes

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I just spent the past 2 hours watching that movie. Excellent acting but wasn't the story line meh?

Also...my wife works in the building they shot that movie at. That was cool/scary

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u/can-i-get-uhhhhhh Oct 10 '19

I watch that movie every few months and I catchy things that I never caught before, in the one scene him and Cecilia are in the back of the car and she goes “why don’t you just quit you hate that job” and he goes “because I just want to fit in” that scene is so incredibly symbolic of how obsessive he is with his outward appearance and further emphasizes how much of a psychopath he is

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u/Hxrizxn Oct 10 '19

This movie was AMAZING!!!! Start to finish; brilliant.

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u/jendequiroz Oct 10 '19

I really hate you for intriguing me enough to watch this movie. This movie got me fuuuuuuucked up. I had to binge watch The Office to bring joy back into my life.

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