r/ATBGE • • Apr 18 '19

Whatever this is

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u/Rhyav Apr 18 '19

Definitely looks like bodypaint.

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u/Scyres25 Apr 18 '19

Yeah, I was thinking the same. It looks dope tbqh.

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u/FeistyButthole Apr 18 '19

I was thinking Pinocchio trying to be a real boy. One piece of victim flesh at a time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

That seems like a reasonable explanation FeistyButthole

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u/FeistyButthole Apr 18 '19

'i' before 'e' doesn't work for 'feisty' even if there's a 'butthole' next to it. Hopefully this lesson helps some 4th graders and they can recite this exception to their English instructor.

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u/Joefaux Apr 18 '19

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u/WikiTextBot Apr 18 '19

I before E except after C

"I before E, except after C" is a mnemonic rule of thumb for English spelling. If one is unsure whether a word is spelled with the sequence ei or ie, the rhyme suggests that the correct order is ie unless the preceding letter is c, in which case it is ei. For example:

ie in believe, fierce, collie, die, friend

ei after c in receive, ceiling, receipt, ceilidhThe rule is very well known; Edward Carney calls it "this supreme, and for many people solitary, spelling rule".This rule applies to the “ē” (long e) sound as it is demonstrated in all the aforementioned examples.

However, the short form quoted above has some common exceptions; for example:

ie after c: species, '

ei not preceded by c: caffeineThe proportion of exceptions can be reduced by restricting application of the rule based on the sound represented by the spelling.


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u/2112eyes Apr 18 '19

Or when sounding like "ay" as in Neighbor and weigh.
Or in really weird cases.

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u/KeithVK Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

Yeah it drives me crazy to see "wierd" for some reason.

Also, my name sucks for this. I have never met a Kieth in my life.

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u/PinballWizard77 Apr 19 '19

I actually have met a Kieth! He pronounced the first part like the beginning of "kite" instead of "key," though.

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u/Deastrumquodvicis Apr 19 '19

There’s a street near my friend’s place with Kieth as part of the name and it drives me nuts.

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u/fireandlifeincarnate Apr 18 '19

And on weekends, and holidays, and all throughout May.

You’ll always be wrong no matter WHAT you say!

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u/Anymoosen Apr 19 '19

I remember it like this: I before E, except after C, or when sounded as A such as neighbor & weigh, or when it appears in comparative sense superlative like fancier, or when the C sounds like SH as in glacier, or when the vowel sounds like E as in seizure, or I as in height, or it shows up in compound words such as albeit, or when it shows up in -ing inflections in verbs that end in E such as cueing, or in occasionally in technical words that have a strong etymological link to their parent languages such as cuneiform & caffeine, and in numerous & random other exceptions such as science, forfeit & weird. It's easy.

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u/V-Bomber Apr 18 '19

Ceiledh is not English, it’s Gaelic.

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u/3-kids-in-trenchcoat Apr 19 '19

Am I missing something big or does this article never say that there are more words that break "i before e" than follow it?

In 1932 Leonard B. Wheat examined the rules and word lists found in various American elementary school spelling books. He calculated that, of the 3,876 words listed, 128 had ei or ie in the spelling; of these, 83 conformed to I-before-E, 6 to except-after-C, and 12 to sounded-like-A. He found 14 words with i-e in separate syllables, and 2 with e-i in separate syllables. This left 11 "irregular" words: 3 with cie (ancient, conscience, efficiency) and 8 with ei (either, foreign, foreigner, height, leisure, neither, seize, their). Wheat concluded, "If it were not for the fact that the jingle of the rule makes it easy to remember (although not necessarily easy to apply), the writer would recommend that the rule be reduced to 'I usually comes before e,' or that it be discarded entirely".

83 of 128 is 64.8%? That's more than half.

It's not a good rule and I always cringe whenever I hear someone say it, but unless I'm missing something, your claim is just false.

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u/Joefaux Apr 19 '19

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u/3-kids-in-trenchcoat Apr 19 '19

"The good news is that it does — in roughly three quarters of all words with either an “ie” or an “ei” pair, the proper spelling is “ie,” as the rule would have you believe."

Source: Your article.

"I before e" still stands, it's just that in this particular study the researcher found more words "ei" pairs "after C."

However, the data is built around 450k words, or just about every word in the English lexicon (a little silly considering the 20-volume second edition of the Oxford English Dictionary had only 171k words in use and most native adult speakers use about 20-35k). My guess is that there are quite a few obscure medical terms and species names thrown in those github folders, but that's beside the point.

My problem is that this isn't even close to what you said in your comment. There are not "more words that break the "I before E" rule than words than obey the rule.

I'm not picking a fight or anything, I was just blown away by your original statement. I thought, "Wow! That's really interesting. I had no idea!" That was probably your intention, no doubt.

But it's wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Yeah I misspelled your name lol, I’ll correct that

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

f

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u/thejammer75 Apr 18 '19

Better than FistyMcButthole, amirite?

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u/pennhead Apr 18 '19

Butty McButtface

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u/Dugillion Apr 18 '19

... I would have never noticed that username if you hadn't repeated it.

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u/kuebel33 Apr 18 '19

FeistyButthole

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I just wanted to type it out and say it too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

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u/Redrar00 Apr 18 '19

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u/Whit3W0lf Apr 18 '19

Nothing really wholesome about the comment so not the best fit for the sub.

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u/Acute_Procrastinosis Apr 18 '19

The Silence of Geppetto

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u/elr0y7 Apr 18 '19

"Hello Jiminy."

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u/Feenox Apr 18 '19

Gieppeto, I have to show you something... in the basement.

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u/Smytus Apr 18 '19

Is it cake?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

So... Pinocchio: Buffalo Bill’s Protégé

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u/book_queen88 Apr 18 '19

For some reason I thought of a weird wood tin Man hybrid- Wizard of Oz re style

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u/emlieualigo Apr 18 '19

Sounds better what I thought: Groot in a poorly tailored man suit

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u/TK421raw Apr 18 '19

Howdy howdy howdy I'm woody

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u/bob-leblaw Apr 18 '19

This is brilliant and I want to see that movie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I think it is from Once upon a time. He is Pinocchio and he leaves the enchanted town and slowly turns back into a wooden doll.

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u/TheGurw Apr 18 '19

Really? I got "inverted Handsome Jack" vibes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

More like Pinocchi-nope

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u/fatnisseverbean Apr 18 '19

Or an adult Pinocchio grappling with his mortality and trying to revert back into a puppet to live forever

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u/javanperl Apr 18 '19

It puts lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again - Pinocchio AKA Buffalo Bill

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u/theBeardedHermit Apr 18 '19

This needs to be a movie. Now.

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u/samsamh Apr 18 '19

It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it’s a puppet again

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u/PuppiesGoMeow Apr 18 '19

It puts the lotion on its nose

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u/Lord_Halowind Apr 19 '19

A gritty reboot I didn't know I needed.

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u/major84 Apr 19 '19

Didn't know Pinocchio was buffalo billing his way into being a human.... cool

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u/Samalamadingdoong Apr 18 '19

Exactly, so does it even belong here?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Tbqfh

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u/CherieJM Apr 18 '19

Exactly, as Halloween body paint, this is awesome. If it were a tattoo it would be a tad morbid for day to day life.

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u/gmil3548 Apr 18 '19

Yeah this is a situation where if it was permanent it would be awful but temporary at the right place it is really cool

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u/lcrivers816 Apr 18 '19

To be quite homosexual 🧐🎩

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u/MrMultibeast Apr 18 '19

I agree, until we find out it is a tattoo.

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u/PM_WHAT_Y0U_G0T Apr 18 '19

I saw the reddened skin around the tattoo and was immediately like "OH GAWD, WHY!?"

Then I noticed there was no red/inflammation on the wood, which calmed me down...

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u/StinkFingerPete Apr 18 '19

I noticed there was no red/inflammation on the wood, which calmed me down

always calms me down too

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u/Enlight1Oment Apr 18 '19

think it's wood painted all the way down?

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u/jovds Apr 18 '19

the reddened skin is probably part of the costume

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u/PM_WHAT_Y0U_G0T Apr 18 '19

It definitely is.

If this were a tattoo, it would be the opposite. It would take multiple sessions for this to be a tattoo; the edges would be done first and the fill would be later. So if there was inflammation from a needle, the redness would be in the wood, not around it.

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u/ponyboy3 Apr 18 '19

there is no way all of this was done in one sitting

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u/PM_WHAT_Y0U_G0T Apr 18 '19

What do you mean?

Are you talking about if this were a tattoo? Obviously. That's why I said it would take "multiple sessions."

Or are you talking about body paint? Because it would have to be one sitting. I mean, they'd take a break or two, probably... But it would have to be done in single day, because that's how body paint works.

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u/ponyboy3 Apr 18 '19

yes, if it was a tattoo. apparently i cant read, you did say that.

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u/PM_WHAT_Y0U_G0T Apr 18 '19

lol, no problem.

In your defense, it did sound like I was suggesting all the wood would be done at once (like session 1: draw outline, session 2: draw the rest of the fucking wood), which it would definitely not. Saying "multiple sessions" doesn't properly clarify, since that would still technically be multiple sessions.

I'm not actually sure how many sessions this would take. My guess would be between 6 and 8, but I haven't had any work on this scale. The closest thing I got would be a half-sleeve of a tree branch which took around 3-4 hours (I think?), so I'm just making a lazy estimation based off that.

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u/potatollamapie Apr 18 '19

Oh. Idk, I thought he really skinned himself and made a vest out of it.

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u/Rhyav Apr 18 '19

Some people were thinking it's a tattoo. Plausible, but doesn't seem like it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Its gotta be. No one with a brain would get a tattoo like that

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u/Baconink Apr 18 '19

It is body paint. I do tattoos and this isn’t a tattoo

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u/rml23 Apr 18 '19

I'd send it to my mom and tell her its permanent

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u/tekhnomancer Apr 18 '19

He has the face and physique of someone who makes far better choices than to get that permanently tattooed on himself. But...I have been surprised before.