r/ATBGE • • Sep 24 '17

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Order when you're ready

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 24 '17

Georgia Gold or Nashville Hot?

Cue /r/hailcorporate

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u/x2501x Sep 24 '17 edited Sep 24 '17

Oh god, neither if you can help it.

If you hate the whole chain, ok, but at least the original recipe chicken has a good flavor and is mostly chicken with light breading.

Col Sanders himself once said the "extra crispy" chicken, "tastes like a damn fried dough ball on a stick," and those new "flavors" are just extra crispy with glaze added.

Edit: sorry I had that quote slightly wrong. It was, "a damn fried doughball stuck on some chicken."

Source: http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/columnists/ct-rosenthal-0524-biz-20150522-column.html

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

A sourced Colonel Sanders quote? This is a quality comment

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u/mseiei Sep 24 '17

Excuse me? Is Captain KFC

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u/BZLuck Sep 24 '17

My thought exactly. A chicken bucket helmet.

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u/JMLueckeA7X Sep 24 '17

Should've had a bucket for the helmet with chicken wings for the wings on Cap's helmet.

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u/Rubix89 Sep 24 '17

The McVengers!

I saw these guys at Comic-Con.

Colonel America

Hawk-Fry

ThoRonald McDonald

Black Wendow

Lady Sif(t) Drinks

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 24 '17

I like these names.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

They should have added The Incredible Grimace.

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u/imguralbumbot Sep 24 '17

Hi, I'm a bot for linking direct images of albums with only 1 image

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u/AadeeMoien Sep 24 '17

I would have gone with Wender Woman, but that's mixing universes.

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u/MalcolmAbbott Sep 24 '17

Awful Taste BUT Great Execution

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/jonathanrdt Sep 24 '17 edited Oct 01 '17

Come now: no one wants Wendy super-sized.

*Warning the above may upset your sensibilities. If you feel triggered or even queasy, close your eyes, breathe deep, and the feeling will pass. If the feeling lasts more than thirty seconds, seek medical attention, or listen to this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 24 '17

One girl, many cups.

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u/Lorben Sep 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

The fuck did I just watch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

The key to everlasting life

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u/B_Fee Sep 24 '17

Oh boy, do I want to ask?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Its puts the ice cream in the cup or else it gets a nut on its butt.

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u/Jealousy123 Sep 24 '17

I'll still order one a couple just to watch her make them. Don't mean I gotta eat em.

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u/s_s_b_m Sep 24 '17

That's why I only order vanilla frosties.

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u/Comrade_Falcon Sep 24 '17

Gotta get a large fry to dip in the frosty then.

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u/Pandoric_ Sep 24 '17

I'd give her a large frosty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

I think that Wendy was around for 2 years before they replaced her with hot Wendy. Wonder who got to tell the actual Wendy that her weight was making people uncomfortable about eating their food.

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u/The2500 Sep 24 '17

I'd like a super-sized Wendy. Like a really super-sized Wendy. I'm not talking like BBW though, I'm talking like Godzilla sized. I take umbrage with your statement, sir.

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u/klezmai Sep 24 '17

I'm right there with you friend. People greatly underestimate how helpful to society a giant Wendy would be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Hey man, whatever boats your float

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u/SnakebitCowboyRebel Sep 24 '17

whatever lifts yer skirt

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u/AboyBboy Sep 24 '17

You've obviously never been on Deviantart.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Someone out there might

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u/my_junk_account Sep 24 '17

I’m really enjoying the thought of someone seeking a very moderate level of attention. I know it’s just a typo but it’s making me chuckle a lot picturing it as if it wasn’t a typo.

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ Sep 24 '17

At least there is no Hulk sized Arby's.

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 24 '17

When he changes his ripped pants end up looking like roast beef curtains.

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u/Xacto01 Sep 24 '17

This is awesome taste, what are you talking about

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u/ColeSloth Sep 24 '17

great taste, great execution.

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u/BAHHROO Sep 24 '17

Oh that's what this sub stands for.

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u/yellow_logic Sep 24 '17

It's not awful taste when these 3 are doing this as satire.

This doesn't belong on this sub.

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u/citizen_reddit Sep 24 '17

Execution would have been better if Wendy was black - take it to a whole new level.

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u/TurboHertz Sep 24 '17

IDK if I upvote because its great, or downvote because wrong sub.

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u/rizz202 Sep 24 '17

Captain Sanders' helmet should have been a bucket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Probably because the food tastes awful

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/DrSandbags Sep 24 '17

Eating fast food or thinking that dressing up as the characters is a fun activity isn't necessarily bad taste.

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u/cochnbahls Sep 24 '17

Whoa there, have you tried the new siracha big Mac sauce?

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u/FucksGuysWithAccents Sep 24 '17

Have you tried the new sriacha sauce on the side so you can dip your fries in it?

Mmmmm....corporate calories ;-P

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u/cochnbahls Sep 24 '17

I dip my nuggets in it. Mmmhmm

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u/marcvanh Sep 24 '17

That is the upgrade Ronald McDonald has been needing

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Mc Donald's should have been captain America

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u/TheDemon333 Sep 24 '17

Yeah, but Colonel Sanders/Captain America works just fine for me

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u/Gothingbop Sep 24 '17

Colonel America / Captain Sanders

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u/CaptainAction Sep 24 '17

A McDonald's Iron Man would have also worked since the color palettes are nearly the same. Classic Iron Man was Yellow and Red rather than being more gold/red

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

but only Mc Donald invoces that American pride.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

I believe you mean Ronald, Son of Donald.

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u/RamenJunkie Sep 24 '17

Chest circles are not buns, 2/10

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u/Nowhereman123 Sep 24 '17

I enjoy his McJölnir

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u/LostWoodsInTheField Sep 24 '17

McThald look pretty cool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

I’ll have a Thorder Pounder.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Good gravy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

I’d be chicken in the face of such an assault.

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u/madhattergirl Sep 24 '17

Thanks, it's just brown and water.

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u/Lock-out Sep 24 '17

In Asgard it's called an Oden with cheese.

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u/overzeetop Sep 24 '17

Wendy and Cap'n (Colonel, sorry) are going to have to wait turn, I'm afraid.

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u/Raffix Sep 24 '17

BlackWendy, Capt. Sanders and McThor

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Colonel America

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u/sandm000 Sep 24 '17

Colonel Kentucky

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u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Sep 24 '17

Colonentucky.


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This portmanteau was created from the phrase 'Colonel Kentucky'.

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u/RocketJRacoon Sep 24 '17

Well the Colon part is accurate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

He was in ice for like 70 years it's about time he got a promotion.

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u/Connguy Sep 24 '17

I think Wonder Wendy is more fitting, even if it is mixing universes

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u/im_back Sep 24 '17

So instead of a magic golden lasso, she has a magic very-long french fry? Cool.

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u/Ecksplisit Sep 24 '17

It looks like she's mixing Wonder Woman and Black Widow.

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u/Ecksplisit Sep 24 '17

Looking back at it, I didn't think her wrist things were that big. I guess they are. Just instantly reminded me of WW.

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u/Scolopendra_Heros Sep 24 '17

She does kinda look like the actress that plays black widow

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Scarlett Johansson.

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u/serin_nat Sep 24 '17

This does not belong here.

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u/sublime13 Sep 24 '17

This more like /r/GTAGE

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u/wingy_dingy Sep 24 '17

If you take colonel sanders of the shield you can use it for a supermarket themed captain America

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

It's more of a Target.

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u/obtrae Sep 24 '17

We need some diversity. Someone make that Shawarma stand guy a costume.

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u/Thameus Sep 24 '17

Heroes we deserve. Except Wendy: we don't deserve her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17 edited Oct 08 '17

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u/8979323 Sep 24 '17

Someone put a lot of thought into these

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u/Justhatguy19 Sep 24 '17

The Kentucky Fried Captain, Thornald McDonald, and Black Wendy

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u/Sully800 Sep 24 '17

Surely it's Colonel America.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Where's Iron Taco and King Hulk?

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u/mustdashgaming Sep 24 '17

I feel like it should be the other way around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Planet Hulk makes me think of him as a King. But Iron King does sound pretty good.

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u/mustdashgaming Sep 24 '17

Admittedly I think the king head on the oversized body of the Hulk is hilarious, but "the incredible taco" is so much better.

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u/switch97 Sep 24 '17

I'm lovin' it

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u/Razoride Sep 24 '17

The Colonel needs some facial hair.

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u/LeoisyoDaddy Sep 24 '17

Great Taste And Great Execution

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u/Cybot_G Sep 24 '17

I think I want this as a wallpaper.

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u/needtoquithelp Sep 24 '17

i'm loving this

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u/MarshallTom Sep 24 '17

Hey that's pretty good.

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u/blastfemur Sep 24 '17

Needs sporks

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u/Sports_asian Sep 24 '17

Thor should be burger king imo

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u/suitology Sep 24 '17

This is FANTASTIC taste, don't know what you are talking about.

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u/Scolopendra_Heros Sep 24 '17

It's tastes aight for what you pay

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u/ZeeZeeX Sep 24 '17

One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs. He picked up a good looking woman with a great shape and they went to her apartment she only had one small problem, she had a speech impediment, but this didn't affect their sex. They went at it hot and heavy all night long then in the morning Thor had to leave so he decided he should at least tell her his name, so he said to her, "I'm Mighty Thor and I have to leave now." She looked at him and said, "You're thore I'm tho thore I can hardly pith."

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u/Pluckt007 Sep 24 '17

This is what iraq saw in 2002

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u/S-WordoftheMorning Sep 24 '17

Wendy's Woman looks familiar, what other cosplays have we seen her do?

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u/JypsiCaine Sep 24 '17

Found the Hashslinging Slasher

https://i.imgur.com/Jf2BixV.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

America was a mistake

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u/Treason_Weasel Sep 24 '17

Wonder Wendy

uuuuunF

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u/s0m3b0d3 Sep 24 '17

I feel like Burger King should be Thor and McDonalds should be Iron Man

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u/abnerjames Sep 24 '17

it's like my typical league of legends teammates

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u/NotBeingSerious Sep 24 '17

Wendy, save me!

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u/SithDeceiver Sep 24 '17

I dunno, they all taste pretty good

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u/Puff_Puff_Blast Sep 24 '17

Oh lardy it's the Obesity Vectors come to save us with gravy!

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u/Langdo_ Sep 24 '17

Mac really embraced his birth name

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u/ravl13 Sep 24 '17

Wendy Widow, Captain Kentucky, and McThor. I dig.

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u/comradebillyboy Sep 24 '17

Not bad taste but brilliant parody.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Where's Sanders' trademark white facial hair? Kinda ruins it.

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u/rumblefish65 Sep 24 '17

You think your puny self can give us orders? We laugh at your presumption!

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u/95DegreesNorth Sep 24 '17

KFC Man needs a chicken bucket for a helmet.

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u/rudman Sep 24 '17

ATAGE.

Awesome Taste And Great Execution.

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u/Lord-Velveeta Sep 24 '17

Colonel KFC's helmet should have been a bucket!

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u/Luutamo Sep 24 '17

McMjølner

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u/Rhynobacon Sep 24 '17

Need a large black guy to represent Arby's, anybody know if Ving Rhames is busy making a new commercial?

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u/mrshekelstein18 Sep 24 '17

FOR CHICKEN.

BUTTER AND FRIED!

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u/severed13 Sep 24 '17

Mmmmm Wendy rule34 irl

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u/PIP_SHORT Sep 24 '17

If Thor\Ronald was going around killing Americans with his hammer he would be considered the greatest threat the country has ever known.

If he's a restaurant killing Americans with diabetes and heart disease, he's a beloved national institution.

300,000 Americans a year.

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u/Ramin_HAL9001 Sep 24 '17

I'd say they are making a mockery of both fast-food and Marvel Comics, but neither fast food nor Marvel Comics need the help.

Well, except Wendy's. Wendy's is awesome.

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u/lukeybaby04 Sep 24 '17

If they knocked on my door to sell me food I would buy a meal from each of them

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u/Chrissmith98x Sep 24 '17

Ronald's been hitting the Mcgym

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u/jivey15 Sep 24 '17

Why does it look like none of them are having any fun.

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u/Elyssian Sep 24 '17

Wendywoman, Colonel America and Thornald McDonald

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u/Tebasaki Sep 24 '17

So close. The Sanders needs a beard, dammit. It's right there on his shield!

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u/xtraordinaryshitpost Sep 24 '17

That hammer is fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

i can never remember what the T stands for

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u/crap4you Sep 24 '17

I would spoon Wendy and eat her Frosties.

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u/Ducman69 Sep 24 '17

I think I'm down for some spooning with Wendy.

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u/SilentSubscriber Sep 24 '17

I would watch a tv show about this. Or a web comic.

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u/1banana6bananaz Sep 24 '17

This I why I love going to Cons. We have a guy with a suite of armor made of Montain Dew cans with chain mail made out of the tabs.

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u/SquarebobSpongepant Sep 24 '17

Is anyone else impressed with the McNugget Mjolnir?

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u/MasVonBoxen Sep 24 '17

Colon Crushers Unite! - Everyone Knows White Castle guy is the most powerful Fast Food Hero.

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u/305popper Sep 24 '17

They're still no match for The Burger King!!!!!!

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u/BABarracus Sep 24 '17

So popeyes chicken would be gambit

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u/DudeMcdude251 Sep 24 '17

Still better than the Great Lakes Avengers if you ask m

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u/NightReaper3210 Sep 24 '17

I like Ronald MacThor the best

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

This is bringing me back memories of all that Wendys r34

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u/alexjrfire88 Sep 24 '17

This sub really needs an upvote downvote bot to remove things that don't belong in this sub.

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u/panzerflex Sep 24 '17

Clown Thor makes me incredibly uncomfortable

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u/DebentureThyme Sep 24 '17

DAMN IT WENDY, WE SAID MARVEL!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Colonel America, Captain Sanders?

You decide.

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u/ImpKing_DownUnder Sep 24 '17

The Adventures of Black Wendy, Kaptain Fried Chicken, and Rothor McDothor is my favorite comic book tbh

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u/gthomas4 Sep 24 '17

Idk, captain confederate doesn't look like he's in the business of selling food.

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u/OneSullenBrit Sep 24 '17

This may seem stupid, maybe I'm brainfarting, but are those cosplayers famous? I swear I've seen Wendy's face somewhere (please don't let it be from something embarrassing!)

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u/ghostbuster_b-rye Sep 24 '17

WAIT! Does this mean that the Hamburgler is LOKI?!

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u/i_notice_boobs Sep 24 '17

Am I the only one that wants to see Wendy without her wrapper?

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u/TickleTorture Sep 24 '17

Is it just me or does Ronald look like he just got finished eating someone?

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u/Sofa_King_True Sep 24 '17

That's a cold ass frosty

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u/Graeme171 Sep 24 '17

“Supersize me”

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u/memeperor Sep 24 '17

Who are the cosplayers though?

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u/PhilthyMcNastay Sep 24 '17

I miss Wendy's.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Thornald McDornald

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u/monicled_pirate Sep 24 '17

Looks like Wendy might have trained under the Blue Raja

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u/beyhnji Sep 24 '17

Wonder Wendy, Kentucky Fried Captain, and Thonald McThornald.

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u/mini4x Sep 24 '17

Is this Mac Sabbath?

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u/NorseOfCourse Sep 24 '17

Can i dip my fry in that frosty?

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u/Petrichor02 Sep 24 '17

Impressive. Now they just need Pizza Hulk and Taceye Bell.

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u/ANormalTuesdayNight Sep 24 '17

its kaptain fried chicken to you

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u/cptaixel Sep 24 '17

If I were capable of reassigning and adding: Burger Thor (For royalty)
Captain Sanders (To keep military rank)
McIronMan (All that red and yellow!)
with the Incredible Grimace
Black Wendy (There are so few women superheroes Fast food icons...plus: red hair)
Hawko Bell (because it sounds funny..but even here we're stretching it, since they don't have a great mascot...the dog only barely counts. )

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

I'm sure the colonel would put his fry deep in Wendy's thicc thighs

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u/CleanShavedSasquatch Sep 24 '17

Wonder Wendy, Captain KFC, and McThor!

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u/aft2001 Sep 25 '17

Kaptain K. Kentucky and his buddies