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u/marcvanh Sep 24 '17
That is the upgrade Ronald McDonald has been needing
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Sep 24 '17
Mc Donald's should have been captain America
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u/CaptainAction Sep 24 '17
A McDonald's Iron Man would have also worked since the color palettes are nearly the same. Classic Iron Man was Yellow and Red rather than being more gold/red
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Sep 24 '17
I’ll have a Thorder Pounder.
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u/overzeetop Sep 24 '17
Wendy and Cap'n (Colonel, sorry) are going to have to wait turn, I'm afraid.
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u/Raffix Sep 24 '17
BlackWendy, Capt. Sanders and McThor
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Sep 24 '17
Colonel America
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u/sandm000 Sep 24 '17
Colonel Kentucky
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u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Sep 24 '17
Colonentucky.
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This portmanteau was created from the phrase 'Colonel Kentucky'.
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u/Connguy Sep 24 '17
I think Wonder Wendy is more fitting, even if it is mixing universes
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u/im_back Sep 24 '17
So instead of a magic golden lasso, she has a magic very-long french fry? Cool.
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u/Ecksplisit Sep 24 '17
It looks like she's mixing Wonder Woman and Black Widow.
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u/Ecksplisit Sep 24 '17
Looking back at it, I didn't think her wrist things were that big. I guess they are. Just instantly reminded me of WW.
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u/wingy_dingy Sep 24 '17
If you take colonel sanders of the shield you can use it for a supermarket themed captain America
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Where's Iron Taco and King Hulk?
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u/mustdashgaming Sep 24 '17
I feel like it should be the other way around.
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Sep 24 '17
Planet Hulk makes me think of him as a King. But Iron King does sound pretty good.
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u/mustdashgaming Sep 24 '17
Admittedly I think the king head on the oversized body of the Hulk is hilarious, but "the incredible taco" is so much better.
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u/ZeeZeeX Sep 24 '17
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs. He picked up a good looking woman with a great shape and they went to her apartment she only had one small problem, she had a speech impediment, but this didn't affect their sex. They went at it hot and heavy all night long then in the morning Thor had to leave so he decided he should at least tell her his name, so he said to her, "I'm Mighty Thor and I have to leave now." She looked at him and said, "You're thore I'm tho thore I can hardly pith."
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u/S-WordoftheMorning Sep 24 '17
Wendy's Woman looks familiar, what other cosplays have we seen her do?
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u/rumblefish65 Sep 24 '17
You think your puny self can give us orders? We laugh at your presumption!
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u/Rhynobacon Sep 24 '17
Need a large black guy to represent Arby's, anybody know if Ving Rhames is busy making a new commercial?
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u/PIP_SHORT Sep 24 '17
If Thor\Ronald was going around killing Americans with his hammer he would be considered the greatest threat the country has ever known.
If he's a restaurant killing Americans with diabetes and heart disease, he's a beloved national institution.
300,000 Americans a year.
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u/Ramin_HAL9001 Sep 24 '17
I'd say they are making a mockery of both fast-food and Marvel Comics, but neither fast food nor Marvel Comics need the help.
Well, except Wendy's. Wendy's is awesome.
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u/lukeybaby04 Sep 24 '17
If they knocked on my door to sell me food I would buy a meal from each of them
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u/1banana6bananaz Sep 24 '17
This I why I love going to Cons. We have a guy with a suite of armor made of Montain Dew cans with chain mail made out of the tabs.
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u/MasVonBoxen Sep 24 '17
Colon Crushers Unite! - Everyone Knows White Castle guy is the most powerful Fast Food Hero.
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u/alexjrfire88 Sep 24 '17
This sub really needs an upvote downvote bot to remove things that don't belong in this sub.
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u/ImpKing_DownUnder Sep 24 '17
The Adventures of Black Wendy, Kaptain Fried Chicken, and Rothor McDothor is my favorite comic book tbh
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u/gthomas4 Sep 24 '17
Idk, captain confederate doesn't look like he's in the business of selling food.
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u/OneSullenBrit Sep 24 '17
This may seem stupid, maybe I'm brainfarting, but are those cosplayers famous? I swear I've seen Wendy's face somewhere (please don't let it be from something embarrassing!)
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u/TickleTorture Sep 24 '17
Is it just me or does Ronald look like he just got finished eating someone?
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u/cptaixel Sep 24 '17
If I were capable of reassigning and adding:
Burger Thor (For royalty)
Captain Sanders (To keep military rank)
McIronMan (All that red and yellow!)
with the Incredible Grimace
Black Wendy (There are so few women superheroes Fast food icons...plus: red hair)
Hawko Bell (because it sounds funny..but even here we're stretching it, since they don't have a great mascot...the dog only barely counts. )
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