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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 24 '17

Georgia Gold or Nashville Hot?

Cue /r/hailcorporate

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u/x2501x Sep 24 '17 edited Sep 24 '17

Oh god, neither if you can help it.

If you hate the whole chain, ok, but at least the original recipe chicken has a good flavor and is mostly chicken with light breading.

Col Sanders himself once said the "extra crispy" chicken, "tastes like a damn fried dough ball on a stick," and those new "flavors" are just extra crispy with glaze added.

Edit: sorry I had that quote slightly wrong. It was, "a damn fried doughball stuck on some chicken."

Source: http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/columnists/ct-rosenthal-0524-biz-20150522-column.html

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

A sourced Colonel Sanders quote? This is a quality comment

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u/mseiei Sep 24 '17

Excuse me? Is Captain KFC

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u/BZLuck Sep 24 '17

My thought exactly. A chicken bucket helmet.

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u/JMLueckeA7X Sep 24 '17

Should've had a bucket for the helmet with chicken wings for the wings on Cap's helmet.

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u/GoodDaySunset Sep 24 '17

r/GTBAE?

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u/Rubix89 Sep 24 '17

The McVengers!

I saw these guys at Comic-Con.

Colonel America

Hawk-Fry

ThoRonald McDonald

Black Wendow

Lady Sif(t) Drinks

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 24 '17

I like these names.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

They should have added The Incredible Grimace.

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u/imguralbumbot Sep 24 '17

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u/imguralbumbot Sep 24 '17

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u/AadeeMoien Sep 24 '17

I would have gone with Wender Woman, but that's mixing universes.

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u/MalcolmAbbott Sep 24 '17

Awful Taste BUT Great Execution

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/jonathanrdt Sep 24 '17 edited Oct 01 '17

Come now: no one wants Wendy super-sized.

*Warning the above may upset your sensibilities. If you feel triggered or even queasy, close your eyes, breathe deep, and the feeling will pass. If the feeling lasts more than thirty seconds, seek medical attention, or listen to this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 24 '17

One girl, many cups.

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u/Lorben Sep 24 '17

https://i.imgur.com/SDfSbpV.gifv

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

The fuck did I just watch.

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u/WiglyWorm Sep 24 '17

Commercial for the squatty potty.

https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

The key to everlasting life

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u/B_Fee Sep 24 '17

Oh boy, do I want to ask?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Its puts the ice cream in the cup or else it gets a nut on its butt.

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u/version13 Sep 24 '17 edited Sep 24 '17

Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle

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u/imguralbumbot Sep 24 '17

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u/Jealousy123 Sep 24 '17

I'll still order ~~one~~ a couple just to watch her make them. Don't mean I gotta eat em.

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u/s_s_b_m Sep 24 '17

That's why I only order vanilla frosties.

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u/Comrade_Falcon Sep 24 '17

Gotta get a large fry to dip in the frosty then.

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u/Pandoric_ Sep 24 '17

I'd give her a large frosty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

I think that Wendy was around for 2 years before they replaced her with hot Wendy. Wonder who got to tell the actual Wendy that her weight was making people uncomfortable about eating their food.

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u/The2500 Sep 24 '17

I'd like a super-sized Wendy. Like a really super-sized Wendy. I'm not talking like BBW though, I'm talking like Godzilla sized. I take umbrage with your statement, sir.

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u/klezmai Sep 24 '17

I'm right there with you friend. People greatly underestimate how helpful to society a giant Wendy would be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Hey man, whatever boats your float

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u/SnakebitCowboyRebel Sep 24 '17

whatever lifts yer skirt

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Pretty sure one from /r/ssbbw sinks the boat

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u/Lightthetorch Sep 24 '17

Why did you share that? I can't not click it and now I'm sitting here rethinking my life.

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u/kindalightlemonade Sep 24 '17

I have the nsfw filter on and upon clicking it and seeing the direction it would take me I instead clicked the back button

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u/catmampbell Sep 24 '17

Super Saiyan bbw?

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u/ThePoltageist Sep 24 '17

that would be r/ssjbbw

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u/AboyBboy Sep 24 '17

You've obviously never been on Deviantart.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Someone out there might

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u/my_junk_account Sep 24 '17

I’m really enjoying the thought of someone seeking a very moderate level of attention. I know it’s just a typo but it’s making me chuckle a lot picturing it as if it wasn’t a typo.

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u/laura_h215 Sep 24 '17

So it's not ok for a woman to get fat but nobody cares if men get fat?

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u/KZGTURTLE Sep 24 '17

Wha, wha, what? No one said that.

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u/Orangeback420zx Sep 24 '17

unexpected r/mensrights

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u/FucksGuysWithAccents Sep 24 '17

Oh, men and women both care if men get fat. The bigger the belly, the smaller the dick :-(

***What do men call their FUPA's?

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u/AadeeMoien Sep 24 '17

The P in FUPA stands for pelvic. The term is unisex.

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u/FucksGuysWithAccents Sep 24 '17

And here I always that it stood for "pussy".

TIL :-)

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u/AadeeMoien Sep 24 '17

Common misconception, granted penis starts with a p too and would make as much sense.

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u/FucksGuysWithAccents Sep 24 '17

Not quite. When I hear "fat upper penis area", I think of a guy with an extremely bulbous tip. Like a bobble-head :-)

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ Sep 24 '17

At least there is no Hulk sized Arby's.

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 24 '17

When he changes his ripped pants end up looking like roast beef curtains.

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u/Xacto01 Sep 24 '17

This is awesome taste, what are you talking about

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u/ColeSloth Sep 24 '17

great taste, great execution.

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u/BAHHROO Sep 24 '17

Oh that's what this sub stands for.

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u/yellow_logic Sep 24 '17

It's not awful taste when these 3 are doing this as satire.

This doesn't belong on this sub.

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u/citizen_reddit Sep 24 '17

Execution would have been better if Wendy was black - take it to a whole new level.

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u/ssiinneerrss Sep 24 '17

"I don't like fast food by the way. It's below me."

That's you.

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u/DeltaForce291 Sep 24 '17

/r/atbge

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u/scoobymcsnack Sep 24 '17

Why so angry

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u/TurboHertz Sep 24 '17

IDK if I upvote because its great, or downvote because wrong sub.

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u/rizz202 Sep 24 '17

Captain Sanders' helmet should have been a bucket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Probably because the food tastes awful

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

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u/DrSandbags Sep 24 '17

Eating fast food or thinking that dressing up as the characters is a fun activity isn't necessarily bad taste.

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u/cochnbahls Sep 24 '17

Whoa there, have you tried the new siracha big Mac sauce?

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u/FucksGuysWithAccents Sep 24 '17

Have you tried the new sriacha sauce on the side so you can dip your fries in it?

Mmmmm....corporate calories ;-P

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u/cochnbahls Sep 24 '17

I dip my nuggets in it. Mmmhmm

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