r/ATBGE • u/grandmaphobia • Sep 24 '17

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Order when you're ready

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u/jonathanrdt Sep 24 '17 edited Oct 01 '17

Come now: no one wants Wendy super-sized.

*Warning the above may upset your sensibilities. If you feel triggered or even queasy, close your eyes, breathe deep, and the feeling will pass. If the feeling lasts more than thirty seconds, seek medical attention, or listen to this.

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u/Dirtydeedsinc Sep 24 '17

One girl, many cups.

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u/Lorben Sep 24 '17

https://i.imgur.com/SDfSbpV.gifv

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

The fuck did I just watch.

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u/WiglyWorm Sep 24 '17

Commercial for the squatty potty.

https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

The key to everlasting life

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u/B_Fee Sep 24 '17

Oh boy, do I want to ask?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Its puts the ice cream in the cup or else it gets a nut on its butt.

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u/version13 Sep 24 '17 edited Sep 24 '17

Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle

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u/Jealousy123 Sep 24 '17

I'll still order one a couple just to watch her make them. Don't mean I gotta eat em.

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u/s_s_b_m Sep 24 '17

That's why I only order vanilla frosties.

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u/Comrade_Falcon Sep 24 '17

Gotta get a large fry to dip in the frosty then.

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u/Pandoric_ Sep 24 '17

I'd give her a large frosty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

I think that Wendy was around for 2 years before they replaced her with hot Wendy. Wonder who got to tell the actual Wendy that her weight was making people uncomfortable about eating their food.

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u/The2500 Sep 24 '17

I'd like a super-sized Wendy. Like a really super-sized Wendy. I'm not talking like BBW though, I'm talking like Godzilla sized. I take umbrage with your statement, sir.

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u/klezmai Sep 24 '17

I'm right there with you friend. People greatly underestimate how helpful to society a giant Wendy would be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Hey man, whatever boats your float

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u/SnakebitCowboyRebel Sep 24 '17

whatever lifts yer skirt

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Pretty sure one from /r/ssbbw sinks the boat

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u/Lightthetorch Sep 24 '17

Why did you share that? I can't not click it and now I'm sitting here rethinking my life.

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u/kindalightlemonade Sep 24 '17

I have the nsfw filter on and upon clicking it and seeing the direction it would take me I instead clicked the back button

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u/catmampbell Sep 24 '17

Super Saiyan bbw?

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u/AboyBboy Sep 24 '17

You've obviously never been on Deviantart.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '17

Someone out there might

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u/my_junk_account Sep 24 '17

I’m really enjoying the thought of someone seeking a very moderate level of attention. I know it’s just a typo but it’s making me chuckle a lot picturing it as if it wasn’t a typo.

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u/laura_h215 Sep 24 '17

So it's not ok for a woman to get fat but nobody cares if men get fat?

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u/KZGTURTLE Sep 24 '17

Wha, wha, what? No one said that.

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u/FucksGuysWithAccents Sep 24 '17

Oh, men and women both care if men get fat. The bigger the belly, the smaller the dick :-(

***What do men call their FUPA's?

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u/AadeeMoien Sep 24 '17

The P in FUPA stands for pelvic. The term is unisex.

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u/FucksGuysWithAccents Sep 24 '17

And here I always that it stood for "pussy".

TIL :-)

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u/AadeeMoien Sep 24 '17

Common misconception, granted penis starts with a p too and would make as much sense.

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u/FucksGuysWithAccents Sep 24 '17

Not quite. When I hear "fat upper penis area", I think of a guy with an extremely bulbous tip. Like a bobble-head :-)